/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[LurkTrawl]

Boo hoo hoo, I'm such a poor working class amerimut that I'll buy some stonks for $5 000. Boo hoo hoo, see how poor I am sitting in my suburban home, driving my tesla, buying my stonkies for stimmy money and defending my property with a glock. I'm so poor, I'm getting attacked by the media, antifa and the rich. Won't even let me buy stonkies worth thousands of dollars. Boo hoo hoo...

We get it, you're assmad. Nobody gives a fuck.

 

[american_amadan]

ahahhahahahahhahahahaha FUCK YOU WALL STREET. It doesn't matter what you do to stop it you are dead in the water. Everyone in America is bringing a rope to this one.

 

[Hackallier]

WE GREEN

 

[BalthasarGelt]

Ok but where. I need a noncucked brocker that lets me make an account before the memes dry up and also doesn't charge any fees.

Revoult, if you're in the EU.

 

[Elysian]

MY ORDERS WENT THROUGH!
NOW WE’RE COOKING WITH GAS

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Ok but where. I need a noncucked brocker that lets me make an account before the memes dry up and also doesn't charge any fees.

Wake up your Jew neighbor!

 

[ChiChiBoom]

So I can expect huge huge cash money settlements from them freezing my amc and nok stock, right?

Not if it was halted because of its changes in value, and likely no even if it wasn't, because the rules have suddenly changed.

 

[Aqua Panda]

I'm expecting lawsuits to start flying by the middle of the day.

It'll be really interesting to see how many are filed and how many are class action by the end of business this evening.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Revoult, if you're in the EU.

Do I look like a European?

Wake up your Jew neighbor!

>No fees
>My Jew Neighbor

bro

 

[draggs]

We had to illegally manipulate the market to protect our prior illegal manipulation of the market from the legal actions of retail stonkers.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Do you hear the people sing? Singing the songs of autistic men?

 

[Hackallier]

Did they halt AMC and GME? They stopped updating on all platform.

THEY FUCKING SUSPENDED TRADING
AS SOON AS IT WENT GREEN

edit: continued, why the fuck 5 min suspension?

 

[ChiChiBoom]

I actually have stock in Naked. Riding the train naked to the moon guys.

I should have gone all in, only bought 17 shares at $1.38.

Edit: AMERITRADE BOOTED ME OUT LMAO I'm locked out of my account!!! Biggest rip in history!

F

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

Cocksuckers

 

[Henry Wentworth Akeley]

Every little way for the common man to strike back at the elites being closed off has another effect.

It's pressure valves being closed at a time when the pressure cooker is turned up on high.

No wonder they're keeping 10K+ troops in DC.

Eventually, they're going to close one too many valves.

And we all know what happens then.

"Daddy, why did you fight in the revolution?"
"Well son, one day I realized I couldn't enjoy my video games, I couldn't make fun of people on Twitter, I couldn't talk to my family on facebook, I couldn't see my friends or family in person, and I couldn't even sit at home and spend my stimulus money. So I said 'Fuck em!'"

 

[knobslobbin]

lol at the people calling for lawsuits and class actions against the brokers. The same people that cheered when election lawsuits were tossed for no standing are about to get a rude awakening for how well our court system works for the little guy.

Buckle up buttercup

 

[PeeveTheSheev]

My gf is now mad as fuck that her chosen autist wastes his time frequenting internet gossip forums rather than anything to do with stonks. Thanks, WSB!

 

[yahowahi]

the government and the financial system have been curbstomped

But they haven’t. That’s the whole problem. It’s fucking theatre. You’re picking up their crumbs and pretending you’ve stollen a feast.

 

[mooey]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

Friday's theme tune.

 

[Wall Street mole]

Found a fan of the banks from Wall Street

Oh, so I have to side either with Wall Street or Mr Burry who shorted the housing market and made hundreds of millions and is now making millions as well?
By the way, if you're a reddit faggot who invested 50 000 and made 50 000 000, you're not the ordinary man any longer you're one of them now.
I say fuck anyone who's trading in stocks, fuck all stock markets and fuck every listed company. That's not some mom and pop shops you claim to be so worried about. I'm not taking sides with the ultra rich, millionaires and faggots that can spend thousands on the market at the same time claiming to be "working men". Fuck all of them.