/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[JustSomeDong]

I'm so happy you can spend in a second what I make in a year.

What is it about being a broke basic bitch that makes people want everyone else to be as miserable and broke as them? I was a broke bitch for several years before I got my shit together, and even then, I never understood that mentality. Are you a broke bitch because you're such a cunt, or are you a massive cunt because you are a broke bitch? Chicken and the egg, I guess. Anyway, enjoy the hat and trash can collection. Everyone needs a hobby, even broke cunts.

 

[Foghot]

I still can't believe share prices were at $20 just 5 days ago.

And, against all odds, it's still breaking records to this day.

 

[BarebackTop-TakeMyLoad]

I'm so happy you can spend in a second what I make in a year.

I'll give you $1000 to suck my cock?

 

[Blackhole]

AMC experiencing THE DIP, get it while the redditors are busy with GME!

Get the dip,get some DRIP. BUY BUY BUY

 

[The Dick Faggotson]

Ameritrade has just now blocked all mobile phone access. Holy shit the cope is hard.
Really hard

 

[It's HK-47]

I'm so happy you can spend in a second what I make in a year.

Go play in another thread, this is a place of joy.

 

[Lone MacReady]

"Hadrian himself would be proud of all the lads stonking the jews out of their shekels - using their own corrupt shitstem to do it. Hadrian was also a man who deleted plebian debts, that explains why the semites detested him."

 

[thx1138]

Song for the day...

 

[Weird Ages]

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Cope is getting insane

They mad.
You know, maybe if your entire system can be broken by a bunch of autists on the internet it's not a system worth defending.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

The only "hack" was this total hackjob.
This morning's trajectory for gme looks like the stonks guy graph.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Who let this faggot get an internet connection?

He got that free Obama phone connection

 

[captkrisma]

Update: Schwab app is at a fucking grind just to log on, even bugging out the app, saying that AMC doesn't exist so I can buy more.

 

[Bill The Fucker]

LMAO they're talking about doing the same thing to SLV. If wsb starts piling into metals they might actually fuck the global economy.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

This is like that episode of Friends where Monica buys stock with the ticker ZXY because she thinks it sounds zexy. Except this is actually funny.

 

[repentance]

 

[DyingStarsForever]

Part of me doubts that retail investors have enough balls to hold all the way through to the weekend, but WSB does have a point about it being people that don't have much to lose to begin with, and that they don't follow standard investment advice, or even know about it. That is a parameter that changes a lot, and generally makes outcomes hard to predict.

"How do you kill that which has no life?"

 

[american_amadan]

LMAO they're talking about doing the same thing to SLV. If /wsb/ starts piling into metals they might actually fuck the global economy.

This really is the happening to end all happenings

 

[JustSomeDong]

Song for the day...

I'm feelin'

.

 

[Bloody bunny]

I'll give you $1000 to suck my cock?

Why when his father and mother will do it for free?

 

[WinchesterPremium]

I can't get any of the other brockerages to give me an account. Webull is still lagging too much to actually get in >_>