/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[The Dick Faggotson]

These Events In A Nutshell

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Everybody here should leave 1 star reviews before deleting this fake piece of semitic technology

 

[Tiger Jack]

Can someone explain why Friday is a big deal for this? I know absolutely nothing about stocks.

Friday is when the Wagey leaves his cagey to give the Hedgie a wedgie.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

Can someone explain why Friday is a big deal for this? I know absolutely nothing about stocks.

on friday the hedgefunds will be forced to buy the inflated gamestop stocks and lose lots of money

 

[DeadFish]

Burn it all down.
As soon as people switch over there and price starts going up they ban trading again.

Ban trading is still shooting thenselves in the foot. Wont that cause disruptions and wont such disruptions cause lots of trouble for the suits?

 

[Vince McMahon]

on friday the hedgefunds will be forced to buy the inflated gamestop stocks and lose lots of money

That's the thing, they won't be able to buy that stock. It should start a chain reaction, unless the government intervenes, which would be the death of the "free" market anyway.

It is, indeed, the money burning scene from Dark Knight.

 

[itskaon]

Going up again!

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HOLD THE LINE HOLD THE LINE THE JEWS ARE LAUNCHING THEIR COUNTER OFFENSIVE BUT WE MUST HOLD!!!!

this is our battle of the bulge

 

[Chilson]

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I feel sick that fucking AOC is probably our best hope of saving the free market for small investors.

 

[Ashen One]

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Agreeing with AOC makes me feel dirty inside.

This shitstorm really is uniting the world to watch these people bleed.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

I know everybody already knew this thing was bullshit, but wow that's really bullshit how they're closing off the entire market to save these dinosaur leeches

https://twitter.com/WebullGlobal/status/1354828729713881091?s=19

 

[Hackallier]

Ban trading is still shooting thenselves in the foot. Wont that cause disruptions and wont such disruptions cause lots of trouble for the suits?

They still allow SELLING. Which is what they want.

 

[Meat Target]

If you have BBG on cable, tune in now: there´s a guy faking a brit accent talking about peasants and aristocrats in front of the worst green screen ever.

It looks like....

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Everybody here should leave 1 star reviews before deleting this fake piece of semitic technology
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Delete now?

Nice try mr goldsteinshekelkosherjewberg. I'll delete after the gme madness is over.

 

[TurdFondler]

The crazy thing is by policing which stocks can be bought and sold on retail apps, they're going to lose out on tons of cash and lose the retail segment entirely. I love the (((free market)))

 

[fatfuck]

Lets say that in your example, there are 100k shares in total. The elites borrowed 150k shares (50k non-existant ones, its a complex construction) and already sold them. They were hoping the price of the shares would go down so they could buy those cheap shares and give them back to the person they borrowed from. The elites have overextended an insane amount. Tomorrow is the due date for those borrowed shares and if the price is more than they sold them for, they will be forced to buy at a massive loss. For every $ that the Gamestop shares are above 20$, the elites will lose a ton.

I'm assuming the exact numbers of how much they borrowed aren't public though?

 

[Felis Meanis]

The head of Melvin capital was interviewed and portion of the interview got leaked.

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A winrar is you, sir. This truthful rendition of what occurs in the minds of Trump's chosen people is beautiful enough to be downright tear inducing.

 

[Vince McMahon]

It looks like....
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Is that a kipah?

 

[likeacrackado]

Forgive me if I'm being a bit of a hipster, but this is getting kinda gay now that fashionable twitter personalities have jumped on the bandwagon.

Its still very funny. Though I'm already seeing the narrative form that this was the work of DSA twitter socialists.

 

[DeadFish]

They still allow SELLING. Which is what they want.

Right but chaos is still being introduced to the markets.

So sell or not the status quo (what the suits want to stay profitable) is getting burned any way.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Who knew Robinhood was jewish?