/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Blackhole]

12:00 Robin Hood shuts down trading
12:15 Lawsuit is filed

God damn I love the Internet.

>it took 15 minutes
The karen from /biz/ was fucking QUICK,hot damn!

 

[captkrisma]

>it took 15 minutes
The karen from /biz/ was fucking QUICK,hot damn!

When she wants the manager, she wants the manager NOW, not 15 min from now.

 

[Stoneheart]

Silver will come next... the scam is even bigger and buying physical is hurting them twice.

 

[Vince McMahon]

Just like "nigger" is a way of life, and not a skin color, kike is a state of mind, not an ethnicity.

In the end, we are all niggers.

Asche zu asche, staub zu staub.

 

[Balr0g]

So lets say reddit wins. What will be the outcome? Major market correction? Bailouts? What?

"White supremacists destroy the economy which was recovering because Biden took over in a vile attempt to prove Trump was better then Biden" something like that. I mean CNN already called the Redditers action "Trumpism"

 

[Hackallier]

Most autistic and hilarious outcome from this would be that the trading halts end up failing to dump the stock and they get hit with class action, SEC and margin call at the same time.

 

[StudMccool]

I have a few thousand that defiantly wont be the difference between life and death for me riding on this and I still feel like I'm about to have a heart attack

Idk how niggers with millions do this

 

[mindlessobserver]

>it took 15 minutes
The karen from /biz/ was fucking QUICK,hot damn!

They probably had it preemptively written last night. Its not like it was hard to predict what the big play would be. These banks like to think they are so smart and everyone else is just so dumb. Watching the shoe be on the other foot is as entertainingly infinite as Melvins losses.

 

[itskaon]

"Politics had us meet as foes but wallstreet will make us brothers"

 

[likeacrackado]

I have a few thousand that defiantly wont be the difference between life and death for me riding on this and I still feel like I'm about to have a heart attack

Idk how niggers with millions do this

cocaine

 

[Hitman One]

If I knew the answers to all those questions I wouldn't be browsing the farms I'd be on a yacht.

I would be browsing the Farms from my yacht.

 

[thismanlies]

>it took 15 minutes
The karen from /biz/ was fucking QUICK,hot damn!

Spoiler: Actual footage of someone running to the courthouse

 

[Stasi]

Wtf I’m agreeing and supporting AoC and Vaush. Wtf is going on.

Its time to put aside our differences and go in raw no lube on wall st.

This is like when Epstein "committed suicide" and no one across the political spectrum bought it. What a time to be alive.

 

[Hitman One]

"Politics had us meet as foes but wallstreet will make us brothers"
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Oh my god what a fucking timeline bros

 

[Dark Edea]

So lets say reddit wins. What will be the outcome? Major market correction? Bailouts? What?

Economic revenge against anyone not in the top 5%. If you don't punish everyone it is a missed opportunity to teach a lesson.

 

[kūhaku]

Since Melvin closed their position on Tuesday, which other hedges and or who is this hurting now?

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

"Politics had us meet as foes but wallstreet will make us brothers"
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This is one of the rare few times that people have unilaterally come together, realized who was in power and said, in unison, "Hey, FUCK THAT GUY!"

And it's terrifying everyone from Wall Street to the government. And it's -hilarious-.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Any chance of the lolsuit going anywhere?

 

[Blackhole]

They probably had it preemptively written last night. Its not like it was hard to predict what the big play would be. These banks like to think they are so smart and everyone else is just so dumb. Watching the shoe be on the other foot is as entertainingly infinite as Melvins losses.

Remember: TRILLION DOLLAR LOSS ESTIMATED
>TRILLION DOLLAR LOSS ESTIMATED
TRILLION DOLLAR LOSS ESTIMATED
>TRILLION DOLLAR LOSS ESTIMATED
TRILLION DOLLAR LOSS ESTIMATED

 

[haurchefant]

I have a few thousand that defiantly wont be the difference between life and death for me riding on this and I still feel like I'm about to have a heart attack

Idk how niggers with millions do this

they have lots of designer drugs and bevies of beautiful women to keep them steady