He's baaaaaack! The legendary figure from many CG related chats Alien Xenomorph has recently shown himself again on a Lord Finatra live stream after a hiatus from his completed mission of breaking Micah Curtis. Looks like he has new prey in mind...View attachment 1874776
What do you say EVS, forgive the man his transgressions and let him do his thing.
DC Comics....what the fuck are you thinking? I know because of FutureState, hardly anyone cares about DC anymore, but this is the self-inflicted headwound of comics publishing:
Warner Brothers has the breathtaking Gal Gadot as their movie Wonder Woman. How do the comics support the film? Well, if they're not publishing a fat purple chick on the cover,
they're publishing this critical race theory poison:
This isn't meant to be entertaining in the least; it's 1984 levels of incessant brainwashing. Never a break from the programming; NO escapism allowed (or even attempted.) The point of the story is "Whitey be bad."
Just so there's no doubt, the writer of this shit is an unabashed racist of the Kwanza Johnson variety:
I love that she fucking admits she doesn't care if someone is good enough to work in comics as long as they're black & female. They're not even pretending it's about quality art/writing, or good comics anymore; it's about cashing in on White guilt, & building up "social credit."
DC Comics....what the fuck are you thinking? I know because of FutureState, hardly anyone cares about DC anymore, but this is the self-inflicted headwound of comics publishing: View attachment 1875704
Warner Brothers has the breathtaking Gal Gadot as their movie Wonder Woman. How do the comics support the film? Well, if they're not publishing a fat purple chick on the cover,
they're publishing this critical race theory poison: View attachment 1875705View attachment 1875706View attachment 1875707
This isn't meant to be entertaining in the least; it's 1984 levels of incessant brainwashing. Never a break from the programming; NO escapism allowed (or even attempted.) The point of the story is "Whitey be bad."
Just so there's no doubt, the writer of this shit is an unabashed racist of the Kwanza Johnson variety: View attachment 1875723View attachment 1875724View attachment 1875725
I love that she fucking admits she doesn't care if someone is good enough to work in comics as long as they're black & female. They're not even pretending it's about quality art/writing, or good comics anymore; it's about cashing in on White guilt, & building up "social credit."
I'm not sure if this belongs here or in the Sperging about comics thread.
Since Carmina brought it into the CG thread, let's flesh it out.
LL McKinney, picture below, is a YA author/mentally ill bitch. She self describes herself as an "Master of Urban Fantasy. First of her name. #TheRoot100. Blerd. Uppity Negress. #TheBET100. Fuqs currently on backorder. #PublishingPaidMe#WhatWoCWritersHear"
She has published two YA books where she blackfaces Alice in Wonderland. Nubia is a YA book from DC and McKinney's first comic book!
Remember the YA book Blood Heir? It was cancelled because it featured slavery and its author couldn't write about that because she was Chinese? McKinney was a ringleader of that. Amelie Wen. Her activism doesn't stop there. She protested Barnes and noble diverse covers of classic novels calling it literary blackface. Obviously not seeing irony in her black facing Lewis Carrol's Alice in Wonderland. She succeeded in getting the initiative cancelled. She used the George Floyd incident to start a hashtag protesting black writers (i.e. her) allegedly not getting paid as much as white writers.
Wow. Well, Rich is one of the few people that everyone hates.
I'm not sure if this belongs here or in the Sperging about comics thread.
Since Carmina brought it into the CG thread, let's flesh it out.
LL McKinney, picture below, is a YA author/mentally ill bitch. She self describes herself as an "Master of Urban Fantasy. First of her name. #TheRoot100. Blerd. Uppity Negress. #TheBET100. Fuqs currently on backorder. #PublishingPaidMe#WhatWoCWritersHear"
She has published two YA books where she blackfaces Alice in Wonderland. Nubia is a YA book from DC and McKinney's first comic book!
Remember the YA book Blood Heir? It was cancelled because it featured slavery and its author couldn't write about that because she was Chinese? McKinney was a ringleader of that. Amelie Wen. Her activism doesn't stop there. She protested Barnes and noble diverse covers of classic novels calling it literary blackface. Obviously not seeing irony in her black facing Lewis Carrol's Alice in Wonderland. She succeeded in getting the initiative cancelled. She used the George Floyd incident to start a hashtag protesting black writers (i.e. her) allegedly not getting paid as much as white writers.
Wow. Well, Rich is one of the few people that everyone hates.
I'm not sure if this belongs here or in the Sperging about comics thread.
Since Carmina brought it into the CG thread, let's flesh it out.
LL McKinney, picture below, is a YA author/mentally ill bitch. She self describes herself as an "Master of Urban Fantasy. First of her name. #TheRoot100. Blerd. Uppity Negress. #TheBET100. Fuqs currently on backorder. #PublishingPaidMe#WhatWoCWritersHear"
She has published two YA books where she blackfaces Alice in Wonderland. Nubia is a YA book from DC and McKinney's first comic book!
Remember the YA book Blood Heir? It was cancelled because it featured slavery and its author couldn't write about that because she was Chinese? McKinney was a ringleader of that. Amelie Wen. Her activism doesn't stop there. She protested Barnes and noble diverse covers of classic novels calling it literary blackface. Obviously not seeing irony in her black facing Lewis Carrol's Alice in Wonderland. She succeeded in getting the initiative cancelled. She used the George Floyd incident to start a hashtag protesting black writers (i.e. her) allegedly not getting paid as much as white writers.
I think this fat bitch LL McKinney is one to watch. Honesty think we have a lolcow in the making here and she's a few chimpouts away from her own thread and two big macs away from a heart attack.
Imagine crusading so hard against others to shill a TUG-tier public domain remake book about Black Sonichu in Wonderland only to score a low paying freelance gig at DC paired with a horrible artist only to get cancelled when no one buys it.
Gabby Rivera 2.0. when?
I picture this bitch snapping her fingers while waving her hand around talking jive to try to convince Capullo or Sharpe to draw her next book.
Oh boy, here we go again! I hope we're all enjoying this autistic war that War Campaign decided to declare on us. I like to say the word autistic in jest and banter, but as I've observed the wailing and flailing of War Campaign over the course of several months, autistic seems to be very, very appropriate. To be honest, it didn't really take long to be convinced so long ago that these mother fuckers are playing with trains and legos on top of the comics they love. Take this tweet taunting us, for example.
Sick burn, Pan. But you're right. It isn't stopping.
Ryan Tyler Palmer / The Inexorable Word Nerd
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<h2 style="text-align: center;">Writer offers book signing</h2> <strong>PRESQUE ISLE, Maine</strong> <strong>—</strong> Young people interested in the comic book genre will have an opportunity Saturday, July 9, 2016 to participate in a bit of creative coloring with local writer Ryan Tyler Palmer.
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Welcome to another addition of Green Dragon. As well all know, War Campaign are some really stupid mother fuckers. When I say stupid, it's no doubt in my mind that they were all season ticket holders to the fucking short bus throughout school. Ro had enough of what I call "retard charisma" to bring all of these special Ed champions together to form their own group. Ryan 'Word Nerd' Palmer here, is just as bad as any of the other autists. But in a lot of ways, he's fucking worse in how annoying he can be. See, Ryan here strikes me as the kind of guy who's parents didn't quite tell him he sucked at something. He clearly was left unsupervised with the crayons, and maybe his parents managed to get them away at one point. But they just weren't honest enough with him. And now, the rest of us have to deal with his pathetic attempts at rap, comics, and his shit tier attempt at bantz to own people on Twitter. Ryan possesses the amazing skills of being able to huff his own farts just as often as he sucks off his WC buddies. So let's take an adventure and explore the Word Nerd's retarded fucking journey on the internet.
Ryan likes to make comics, apart of shitty company and also making his own shit. It's gay but feel free to explore in the links I provided. See, the first time I heard of this insufferable faggot, I first decided to hit up his YouTube a while back and came across one of his rap videos. Upon hearing just 10 seconds of said rap, I immediately felt a wave of regret and it sounds just as bad as you would imagine upon looking at the pictures I listed above, and into the eyes of the endless chasm of autism behind them. I was going to click one of his videos but one of the etsy guys did it better a while back, so I'll be using Jazz Crab's video to showcase how fucking awful this guy is. I'll provide the link and I also downloaded it to forever preserve the terribleness that is Ryan Palmer.
“@FragaBoom @sixamcomics You guys didn't invite me in on the rap battle? Now you get destroyed. Come listen to the CG rap champ bang the gavel. @EthanVanSciver @JonMalin @dickandcomix @CamelMoonArt @WarTroubadour Subscribe to the channel too, chumps. https://t.co/QAXfVkrVri”
web.archive.org
It's truly a wonder why this man isn't more famous. Such creativity and autistic genius isn't just applied to his YouTube videos and his comics. He especially applies his super smert word nerding to his Twitter. The next part of this write up will be exploring the absolute stupidity this pasty, dead eyed fuck likes to Tweet out. Like claiming he invented trolling.
“It's unfounded, but I invented the internet word "troll". In AOL chat a person lurking for drama text, I called them a troll, and told them to stay under their bridge (Billy goats gruff) and it became a thing. Can't make this shit up.”
web.archive.org
It doesn't stop there! He's on Twitter quite a bit. A good bit of it is promoting his shit tier upcoming comic, we'll get into that later. A large part of it is sucking off his fellow autists of War Campaign and retweeting their stupid shit.
Yes, such an awesome ownage of a meme, totally not proving the overall faggotry of the War Campaign collective. The rest of Ryan's Twitter is made up of him getting into retarded slap fights and using his super smert mastery of words to own his opponents.
“@trueholygoat @TheCause26 @wcbestgayops Agreed, everyone is scared of Ethan, he lets Randy smoke pole livestream, but all of those cats, Ya Boi, EVS and his lame cabinet, are scared to mention WORDNERD. They just whisper. I'll flex on these chumps all day 💪”
“@CDKatGDD @SapirWarren @ApeRages @deltaspergforce @TESTEFY_HD @CrustyJockstrap @TheWarDong @MoranMarshall @CiderHype @TinfoilhatNick @TheDailyBogus @SoyRage These spergs inspire me. Geez already 8 pages in CGJ, fine, keep talking. I'll flex more. I'll make more work for CG backers, your hate...
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Behold, peasants. The helmet kid flexes, and there is naught we can do. Lol, are you fucking serious with this shit, Ryan? I really want to say this is just him trolling, but he does this shit over and over. This isn't trolling. This is just being a retard too high on your own farts. You can say that about most of War Campaign, but Word Nerd here strikes me as the worse in his attempts to be witty and clever.
“Through the power of words, I have remarkably predicted many things. The euphoria of the creative process is my center. I'm at my best. My enemies have succumbed to their gale of fate. Destiny comes to foci as the cosmosis aligns. Ephemeral to Infinium... https://t.co/cBdFsQrKg5”
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Lol what the fuck kind of cringe is this shit? I'd be more forgiving if he was just being a regular nerd instead of being a gigafaggot like the rest of War Campaign.
“@CarlDeplorable @MartinaMarkota Terrible way to troll. People want to look at her art, but your opinion? Nothing creative or interesting about it. It is destructive, repressive, and hateful. Get a live Carl.”
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You know, I've noticed a distinct pattern with Ryan as I explored his Twitter. He really likes telling people to get a life. Like it's one of the only insults he can come up with. So I put in 'get a life' with the advanced search. Ladies and gentlemen, it may shock you to know that this lyrical genius cannot banter worth a shit and relies on the same old tired insult. "Get a Life" went out of style in the 90s at the fucking latest.
This wasn't even all of it. This thread would be loaded if I took all of them, and I'm not archiving all of that dumb shit either. He's too high on his own farts to delete his shit, I doubt he will. Just use the search function if you wanna see just how shit tier his banter is. One would think a rapper would be able to not be a one note, cringe inducing helmet kid.
“Oh dayum! What a fake loser! That is despicable. @BHEntertainCom pretending to be handicapped for a sympathy shield to protect his victim narrative? Dewd, weak. https://t.co/KKnRLh8MKp”
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I couldn't help but to not add this dumb shit. Some weeks ago, it was discovered to the absolute chagrin of War Campaign that Testefy was in fact, not wheelchair bound. Now, I've seen enough of the wheelchair shit to assume it was just joking and trolling, as most people with a normal, logical mind would. But not War Campaign. That is, if it wasn't another stupid attempt at making another narrative to try to make him look bad. Trolling or not, it was dumb regardless.
Like still trying to spread the blatantly false narrative about Kiwis raping their kids and shit. Ryan Palmer most definitely help boosted that stupid fucking lie.
“@TheCause26 @SuperAnt_ZA @TinfoilhatNick @wcbestgayops @ASWcomics It was a strategy, make books that will appeal to children, then the kids can go look themselves up on Kiwi under their parents rape target profiles.”
web.archive.org
Now, on to the subject of his comic, Hayvard Saint's 8. Just typing it out I felt like I needed a safety helmet.
The absolute best part about promoting his shitty comic is when he went on to an EVS stream and attempted to promote it through the use of super chats. Evs and the others have trouble even saying this stupid fucking title with a straight face. Then, the video is played. The looks on everyone's faces is priceless. Malin even shuts off his camera. While I'd say his rap videos are more embarrassing, this was such a spectacular bomb. This fantastic clip is from @Mister Dongs YouTube channel and has been downloaded for preservation in case the faggots go on a flagging spree.
I saved the worst part about this fucking moron for last. Who the fuck refuses to reschedule fucking internet shit during their father's death? Well, Ryan Tyler Palmer would be that man. The word is that Ryan didn't want to reschedule his very first CG stream and that this stream here he did with Sheila Allen is the day his father's body was discovered, or perhaps a few days before? Either way, I'm convinced he was doing it for the dopamine from internet ass pats. It's brought up in this stream, then a second stream he does some guys show up in the chat to give him shit for it.
This is his first stream with Sheila Allen on his channel:
His second stream which totally wasn't for pity bucks:
I have of course downloaded these videos as many of the subjects of my write ups have a tendency to go into DFE mode or private shit. They're lengthy and my internet is acting up lately to get them on the farms, but I can most certainly have them re-uploaded in case you decide to try to remove everything, Ryan. He also tweeted about this shit, going so far as to post death certificate and everything with his father. Way to convince everyone how much of an attention whore you can be while using your daddy for pity bucks. Looks like you took a page out of the Star Wars Girl book of bullshit, didn't you Ryan?
Here's all the daddy certificate shit that the idiot posted himself in the spoiler.
Look at this attention whoring faggot. Can't even be convincing about how upset he is with his father dying. Ryan Palmer is more than deserving to getting his face and retarded internet actions plastered on this thread. Congratulations.
Name: Ryan Tyler Palmer
39 Years Old (Born December 1981)
Two addresses:
130 Church St, Woodland, ME 04736-5373
10 Sincock St Apt 1 Caribou ME 04736-2332
I believe he's at the first address, as his girlfriend shares it and they may have moved in together at some point, or he owns both for whatever reason.
Girlfriend's Facebook listed in Social Media is Buffy Taylor, her real name is Dorothy.
130 Church St
10 Sincock St Apt 1
Ryan Tyler Palmer is one of War Campaigns finest retards. He seems to have slightly more cognitive function than Mikey Woodz and those around Mike's level of thinking. But this isn't really a compliment. Nobody told Ryan what he shouldn't do, and oh boy, did he do it. He did horrible raps, made shitty comics, he tries and tries to own everyone on social media and he's too fucking stupid to realize that he's doing anything but winning. He definitely strikes me as a kid that jumped for joy when he got those spirit awards and believed his shit didn't stink. Unfortunately, at 39 years old, he still believes it doesn't. Just look at all of those stupid fucking tweets I listed. That's just a fraction of the retarded shit he gets up to. Just be glad I only featured one rap video on this thread. Literally everything about this man is fucking shit. But the worst part? It's using his daddy for pity points on top of sucking off Rohan Pall's pajeet cock and going forward with the obvious fucking bullshit narratives they attempt to push out. Nobody's buying it outside of their circle jerk. If you ask me, Ryan was long overdue along with the rest of these dipshits to be featured here. It was my pleasure, Word Nerd.
Don't forget to put your floaties on when you're eating your soup. Wouldn't want you getting hurt.
Great Job, the Green Dragon delivers, not like the black one.
It's also funny to see that Warcampaign finally made something else than a gay rainbow dildo.
To celebrate another dox I made a short video about the "war" we have with WC, enjoy!
For the people who are unaware, the girl at the bottom is kiwi-chan.
Streaming while his father lies dead - that's like a cold bucket of water to the face. It buries the needle on Ryan's assburgers, but the ghoulishness strips away some of the funny.
Rich Johnston looks like the lovechild of Harry Knowles and a louse-covered hobo, and that's his best trait. A lolcow thread on the farms would be his greatest legacy to humanity.
Half the people from Spain, South Italy and Sicily, the Balkans, Cyprus, Middle East and North Africa, who are technically considered white-passing or white (unless you are a neonazi, a member of the KKK or an SJW then they are not white), would look tanner on any summer day.
She has spent so much time away from the sun on Twitter she is turning into wholegrain cracker.
Yeah, but only with real lolcow stuff. I'm not sure he does that like he used to. More he's a shill now. Hell, Dan Slott back in the day deserved a lolcow thread but he's slowed down.
I say that because recently threads have cropped up like the Trump lolcow thread that are just assblasted liberals engaging in heavy copium.
LLM and Boyette above are perfect examples. Boyette is a boomer who is a pill, but doesn't go out and do crazy shit or even talk about doing it consistently.
LLM, in contrast, is a bitch, but also a lolcow. She's not one because she's an SJW or she's said racist shit online. That's would make of Kiwifarms and 4chan pol users worthy of thread. It's because in addition to that she's doing crazy ass shit in the real world and continues to do it.
Just my thoughts on the merits of a Rich Johnson thread. It's a smart idea that the comic book insiders are autistic enough for their own thread if there's interest, since I think CG is becoming too distinct and Comic spergery is less plagued and more chill.
Oh boy, here we go again! I hope we're all enjoying this autistic war that War Campaign decided to declare on us. I like to say the word autistic in jest and banter, but as I've observed the wailing and flailing of War Campaign over the course of several months, autistic seems to be very, very appropriate. To be honest, it didn't really take long to be convinced so long ago that these mother fuckers are playing with trains and legos on top of the comics they love. Take this tweet taunting us, for example.
Note: If you don't see an archive link, I couldn't get it to archive and I tried like hell, the sites are still being shitty. Luckily, none of what I couldn't really get is super duper important.
The latest Tweets from Inexorable WordNerd➕ Saint's 8 Mailing List Live! (@ryantylerpalmer). #WARCAMPAIGN Cornerstone Creative Studios partner Writer/Project Manager/Artist/Creator/word aficionado/Archon of Articulation ~h.a.i.L. with a capital L~. Driver Seat
Ryan Palmer is on Facebook. Join Facebook to connect with Ryan Palmer and others you may know. Facebook gives people the power to share and makes the world more open and connected.
<h2 style="text-align: center;">Writer offers book signing</h2> <strong>PRESQUE ISLE, Maine</strong> <strong>—</strong> Young people interested in the comic book genre will have an opportunity Saturday, July 9, 2016 to participate in a bit of creative coloring with local writer Ryan Tyler Palmer.
<h2 style="text-align: center;">Writer offers book signing</h2> <strong>PRESQUE ISLE, Maine</strong> <strong>—</strong> Young people interested in the comic book genre will have an opportunity Saturday, July 9, 2016 to participate in a bit of creative coloring with local writer Ryan Tyler Palmer.
web.archive.org
Welcome to another addition of Green Dragon. As well all know, War Campaign are some really stupid mother fuckers. When I say stupid, it's no doubt in my mind that they were all season ticket holders to the fucking short bus throughout school. Ro had enough of what I call "retard charisma" to bring all of these special Ed champions together to form their own group. Ryan 'Word Nerd' Palmer here, is just as bad as any of the other autists. But in a lot of ways, he's fucking worse in how annoying he can be. See, Ryan here strikes me as the kind of guy who's parents didn't quite tell him he sucked at something. He clearly was left unsupervised with the crayons, and maybe his parents managed to get them away at one point. But they just weren't honest enough with him. And now, the rest of us have to deal with his pathetic attempts at rap, comics, and his shit tier attempt at bantz to own people on Twitter. Ryan possesses the amazing skills of being able to huff his own farts just as often as he sucks off his WC buddies. So let's take an adventure and explore the Word Nerd's retarded fucking journey on the internet.
Ryan likes to make comics, apart of shitty company and also making his own shit. It's gay but feel free to explore in the links I provided. See, the first time I heard of this insufferable faggot, I first decided to hit up his YouTube a while back and came across one of his rap videos. Upon hearing just 10 seconds of said rap, I immediately felt a wave of regret and it sounds just as bad as you would imagine upon looking at the pictures I listed above, and into the eyes of the endless chasm of autism behind them. I was going to click one of his videos but one of the etsy guys did it better a while back, so I'll be using Jazz Crab's video to showcase how fucking awful this guy is. I'll provide the link and I also downloaded it to forever preserve the terribleness that is Ryan Palmer.
“@FragaBoom @sixamcomics You guys didn't invite me in on the rap battle? Now you get destroyed. Come listen to the CG rap champ bang the gavel. @EthanVanSciver @JonMalin @dickandcomix @CamelMoonArt @WarTroubadour Subscribe to the channel too, chumps. https://t.co/QAXfVkrVri”
web.archive.org
It's truly a wonder why this man isn't more famous. Such creativity and autistic genius isn't just applied to his YouTube videos and his comics. He especially applies his super smert word nerding to his Twitter. The next part of this write up will be exploring the absolute stupidity this pasty, dead eyed fuck likes to Tweet out. Like claiming he invented trolling.
“It's unfounded, but I invented the internet word "troll". In AOL chat a person lurking for drama text, I called them a troll, and told them to stay under their bridge (Billy goats gruff) and it became a thing. Can't make this shit up.”
web.archive.org
It doesn't stop there! He's on Twitter quite a bit. A good bit of it is promoting his shit tier upcoming comic, we'll get into that later. A large part of it is sucking off his fellow autists of War Campaign and retweeting their stupid shit.
Yes, such an awesome ownage of a meme, totally not proving the overall faggotry of the War Campaign collective. The rest of Ryan's Twitter is made up of him getting into retarded slap fights and using his super smert mastery of words to own his opponents.
“@trueholygoat @TheCause26 @wcbestgayops Agreed, everyone is scared of Ethan, he lets Randy smoke pole livestream, but all of those cats, Ya Boi, EVS and his lame cabinet, are scared to mention WORDNERD. They just whisper. I'll flex on these chumps all day 💪”
“@CDKatGDD @SapirWarren @ApeRages @deltaspergforce @TESTEFY_HD @CrustyJockstrap @TheWarDong @MoranMarshall @CiderHype @TinfoilhatNick @TheDailyBogus @SoyRage These spergs inspire me. Geez already 8 pages in CGJ, fine, keep talking. I'll flex more. I'll make more work for CG backers, your hate...
web.archive.org
Behold, peasants. The helmet kid flexes, and there is naught we can do. Lol, are you fucking serious with this shit, Ryan? I really want to say this is just him trolling, but he does this shit over and over. This isn't trolling. This is just being a retard too high on your own farts. You can say that about most of War Campaign, but Word Nerd here strikes me as the worse in his attempts to be witty and clever.
“Through the power of words, I have remarkably predicted many things. The euphoria of the creative process is my center. I'm at my best. My enemies have succumbed to their gale of fate. Destiny comes to foci as the cosmosis aligns. Ephemeral to Infinium... https://t.co/cBdFsQrKg5”
web.archive.org
Lol what the fuck kind of cringe is this shit? I'd be more forgiving if he was just being a regular nerd instead of being a gigafaggot like the rest of War Campaign.
“@CarlDeplorable @MartinaMarkota Terrible way to troll. People want to look at her art, but your opinion? Nothing creative or interesting about it. It is destructive, repressive, and hateful. Get a live Carl.”
web.archive.org
You know, I've noticed a distinct pattern with Ryan as I explored his Twitter. He really likes telling people to get a life. Like it's one of the only insults he can come up with. So I put in 'get a life' with the advanced search. Ladies and gentlemen, it may shock you to know that this lyrical genius cannot banter worth a shit and relies on the same old tired insult. "Get a Life" went out of style in the 90s at the fucking latest.
This wasn't even all of it. This thread would be loaded if I took all of them, and I'm not archiving all of that dumb shit either. He's too high on his own farts to delete his shit, I doubt he will. Just use the search function if you wanna see just how shit tier his banter is. One would think a rapper would be able to not be a one note, cringe inducing helmet kid.
“Oh dayum! What a fake loser! That is despicable. @BHEntertainCom pretending to be handicapped for a sympathy shield to protect his victim narrative? Dewd, weak. https://t.co/KKnRLh8MKp”
web.archive.org
I couldn't help but to not add this dumb shit. Some weeks ago, it was discovered to the absolute chagrin of War Campaign that Testefy was in fact, not wheelchair bound. Now, I've seen enough of the wheelchair shit to assume it was just joking and trolling, as most people with a normal, logical mind would. But not War Campaign. That is, if it wasn't another stupid attempt at making another narrative to try to make him look bad. Trolling or not, it was dumb regardless.
Like still trying to spread the blatantly false narrative about Kiwis raping their kids and shit. Ryan Palmer most definitely help boosted that stupid fucking lie.
“@TheCause26 @SuperAnt_ZA @TinfoilhatNick @wcbestgayops @ASWcomics It was a strategy, make books that will appeal to children, then the kids can go look themselves up on Kiwi under their parents rape target profiles.”
web.archive.org
Now, on to the subject of his comic, Hayvard Saint's 8. Just typing it out I felt like I needed a safety helmet.
The absolute best part about promoting his shitty comic is when he went on to an EVS stream and attempted to promote it through the use of super chats. Evs and the others have trouble even saying this stupid fucking title with a straight face. Then, the video is played. The looks on everyone's faces is priceless. Malin even shuts off his camera. While I'd say his rap videos are more embarrassing, this was such a spectacular bomb. This fantastic clip is from @Mister Dongs YouTube channel and has been downloaded for preservation in case the faggots go on a flagging spree.
I saved the worst part about this fucking moron for last. Who the fuck refuses to reschedule fucking internet shit during their father's death? Well, Ryan Tyler Palmer would be that man. The word is that Ryan didn't want to reschedule his very first CG stream and that this stream here he did with Sheila Allen is the day his father's body was discovered, or perhaps a few days before? Either way, I'm convinced he was doing it for the dopamine from internet ass pats. It's brought up in this stream, then a second stream he does some guys show up in the chat to give him shit for it. View attachment 1876107
This is his first stream with Sheila Allen on his channel:
His second stream which totally wasn't for pity bucks:
I have of course downloaded these videos as many of the subjects of my write ups have a tendency to go into DFE mode or private shit. They're lengthy and my internet is acting up lately to get them on the farms, but I can most certainly have them re-uploaded in case you decide to try to remove everything, Ryan. He also tweeted about this shit, going so far as to post death certificate and everything with his father. Way to convince everyone how much of an attention whore you can be while using your daddy for pity bucks. Looks like you took a page out of the Star Wars Girl book of bullshit, didn't you Ryan? View attachment 1876131View attachment 1876136
Look at this attention whoring faggot. Can't even be convincing about how upset he is with his father dying. Ryan Palmer is more than deserving to getting his face and retarded internet actions plastered on this thread. Congratulations.
Name: Ryan Tyler Palmer
39 Years Old (Born December 1981)
Two addresses:
130 Church St, Woodland, ME 04736-5373
10 Sincock St Apt 1 Caribou ME 04736-2332
I believe he's at the first address, as his girlfriend shares it and they may have moved in together at some point, or he owns both for whatever reason.
Girlfriend's Facebook listed in Social Media is Buffy Taylor, her real name is Dorothy.
Ryan Tyler Palmer is one of War Campaigns finest retards. He seems to have slightly more cognitive function than Mikey Woodz and those around Mike's level of thinking. But this isn't really a compliment. Nobody told Ryan what he shouldn't do, and oh boy, did he do it. He did horrible raps, made shitty comics, he tries and tries to own everyone on social media and he's too fucking stupid to realize that he's doing anything but winning. He definitely strikes me as a kid that jumped for joy when he got those spirit awards and believed his shit didn't stink. Unfortunately, at 39 years old, he still believes it doesn't. Just look at all of those stupid fucking tweets I listed. That's just a fraction of the retarded shit he gets up to. Just be glad I only featured one rap video on this thread. Literally everything about this man is fucking shit. But the worst part? It's using his daddy for pity points on top of sucking off Rohan Pall's pajeet cock and going forward with the obvious fucking bullshit narratives they attempt to push out. Nobody's buying it outside of their circle jerk. If you ask me, Ryan was long overdue along with the rest of these dipshits to be featured here. It was my pleasure, Word Nerd.
Don't forget to put your floaties on when you're eating your soup. Wouldn't want you getting hurt. View attachment 1876295
Oh boy, a follow up to Ryan's retardation! To the surprise of no one, he couldn't help but show his high spirited autism on Twitter in response to his doxing, and I will be detailing it for the fine readers of this glorious thread.
Totally not mad, guys. Unfortunately, it wasn't just going to be one tweet. His buddy, another dipshit by the name of Tin Foil Hat Nick, joins the fray.
Oh yes, nothing but lols. Because people that just "Lol" attempted to gay op this thread with a fake dox, along with the leader having a meltdown and attempted to bring the website down, and are currently and literally crying rape about Kiwi Farms on Twitter. Yes gaiz, dancing to their tune, totally laughing and not seething fucking mad.
“@TorJohnson6 I respect that. It is a unique name of a government agent who witnesses a divine intervention. Federal Offensive Responders U.S. is an acronym "F.O.R. U.S.", a comic built on love of pop culture by a fan, for fans. I'll make it work. Didn't think it was kiwi pie material.”
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I want to remind everyone of the irony that a group of anti-sjws have been trying to #MeToo Kiwi Farms. What makes it better is his shit tier attempt to promote his book while at the same time he's drama whoring. Only a keen and genius intellect like that of Ryan Tyler Palmer can bring this shit up.
Thanks for all the tribute tweets, you dense mother fucker. I'm sure there's someone outside of your circle of faggotry that might take you seriously. Say hi to your girlfriend for me when she isn't cucking you to ride a man that isn't a raging, fart huffing autist.
Oh boy, a follow up to Ryan's retardation! To the surprise of no one, he couldn't help but show his high spirited autism on Twitter in response to his doxing, and I will be detailing it for the fine readers of this glorious thread. View attachment 1877887
Totally not mad, guys. Unfortunately, it wasn't just going to be one tweet. His buddy, another dipshit by the name of Tin Foil Hat Nick, joins the fray. View attachment 1877894
Oh yes, nothing but lols. Because people that just "Lol" attempted to gay op this thread with a fake dox, along with the leader having a meltdown and attempted to bring the website down, and are currently and literally crying rape about Kiwi Farms on Twitter. Yes gaiz, dancing to their tune, totally laughing and not seething fucking mad. View attachment 1877896
Either he didn't read my dox information or he didn't really care that I added his girlfriend in there.
These tweets were on one thread: https://web.archive.org/web/2021012...com/TinfoilhatNick/status/1354765153359814656
“@TorJohnson6 I respect that. It is a unique name of a government agent who witnesses a divine intervention. Federal Offensive Responders U.S. is an acronym "F.O.R. U.S.", a comic built on love of pop culture by a fan, for fans. I'll make it work. Didn't think it was kiwi pie material.”
web.archive.org
I want to remind everyone of the irony that a group of anti-sjws have been trying to #MeToo Kiwi Farms. What makes it better is his shit tier attempt to promote his book while at the same time he's drama whoring. Only a keen and genius intellect like that of Ryan Tyler Palmer can bring this shit up.
Thanks for all the tribute tweets, you dense mother fucker. I'm sure there's someone outside of your circle of faggotry that might take you seriously. Say hi to your girlfriend for me when she isn't cucking you to ride a man that isn't a raging, fart huffing autist.
Haha what the fuck? Nobody is inherently good enough at a task to do it professionally. Does she think in the real world people just give a guy with good physiognomy a dentist drill and let them go to town? The only reason these people are able to go through life with thoughts this retarded is because they've never held a position of responsibility where the consequences went beyond committing stupid scribbles to blank paper.
Oh yes, nothing but lols. Because people that just "Lol" attempted to gay op this thread with a fake dox, along with the leader having a meltdown and attempted to bring the website down, and are currently and literally crying rape about Kiwi Farms on Twitter