/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Kung Pow]

So, the gamers actually rise up, what a time to be alive.

 

[Bad Egg]

so basically

 

[Big Guy]

what stupid shit should I buy now because I'm 2x as rich as I was last week

More stocks.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

It's amazing how shitlords are so much better at making the establishment sweat than typical libs are these days.

 

[Laidho]

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HODL THE FUCKING LINE!

These hands may not be able to grab onto the Gamestop train, but they're certainly gripping Dogecoins.

 

[Elysian]

 

[awoo]

It would've been even more chaos if this happened on the "triple witching" https://www.investopedia.com/terms/t/triplewitchinghour.asp

It's the end of the quarter with higher volatility and very high trade volume

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

The memes have been, dare I say? Almost as good, if not better then the March for Trump memes

https://twitter.com/algorithmboomer/status/1354868963860242434

 

[Ho Deak]

I had about three million dogecoin from visiting /biz/ for the first time the night that dogecoin was created. I ended up buying a few hundred in Amazon gift cards. If Dogecoin actually is made worth something I'll probably an hero because I'm tired of missing the opportunities and remaining poor.

/biz/ didn't even exist when DOGE was created

 

[Account]

Line go up, thats just how the rules work.
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Point to the location on the doll where the square root of negative one touched you

 

[Merry]

Based Tucka

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Etoro is letting you buy Gamestop stock again; enjoying people calling them cucks and cowards in the comments under their announcement for closing it in the first place. It's genuinely fucking disgusting they did that anyway.

 

[Meat Target]

https://slate.com/business/2021/01/stonks-not-stocks-got-it.html

Faggot establishment media libs trying to explain what "stonks" are.

Slate and Aaron Rupar talking about the "stonks" meme gives me thoughts that would scare people if I expressed them.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Mitch the bitch should have paid-up, now his paymasters suffer

 

[itskaon]

Lawsuits... Lawyers...
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ah yes the "high valued" lawyers its not like a majority of them do fuck all and if they do anything they'll make sure to charge with interest, ive had my fair share with (((lawyers))) back in 08

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

/biz/ didn't even exist when DOGE was created

Sorry, it was /g/.

 

[Gangster Talk]

200k in debt? Wish I was that retarded.

Sam Hyde's views on debt are incredibly based.

 

[JongleJingle]

Send help, I've gotten so hyped I'm lifting weights while listening to eurobeat, and I don't even lift

Is this what true winning is like? I'm just happy people are winning for real now, I haven't even put money on this.

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

Based Tucka

Correct, not senile, and dare I say... BASED

 

[make_it_so]

According to studies, "Redditbros" are an alt-right Bannon funded project
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https://twitter.com/davetroy/status/1354788251400286219?s=19

Imagine bootlicking for Hedge Fund fatcats just so you can be in opposition to the Alt-Reich Nahtzi-bros.