/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

Tekashi 69 said:
Almost no one has a problem with Jews in New York who run delis. The problem is the corrupt billionaires and politicians who deliberately screw over 98% of the country through their monopolies. It just so happens that those people are mostly Jewish.
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You fell for their lies
Reubins and Pastrami sandwiches are bigger threats to the white race than mass miscegenation
 
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the NY daily news published this today, I think it's pretty cute
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Things must be slowing down if people are squabbling over Jews instead of looters. Focusing on Jews just lets the middle managers, the enablers, and every other person who got in on the scheme to scuttle away because they have names like "Allen Jefferson." Everyone will pat themselves on the back for naming the Jew but then stare in confusion as the same looters go about their looting. Since many people are convinced that these looting is the sole province of Jews they will be left dumbstruck as the thievery marches on even if, say, we threw all the Jewish bankers in jail.

This is why attempts to take a scalp from financial institutions often ends in failure. The scope is too narrow and the people attempting it are often too obsessed with the JQ to see how they're being screwed over.
 
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EyelessMC said:
I thought I was gonna read some faggot worm pleading snakes to hiss at our heroes. It turns out to be the complete opposite? Unless I'm become illiterate, this reads fantastic.
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reddit subs are getting call outs on official congressional letterhead because they bankrupted a hedge fund so hard a market maker illegal shut down the entire market for that stock

welcome to 2021, it's still january
 
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itskaon said:
nigga have you've seen Vuash? unless he's a glowie too he never fails to have the most retarded takes on anything and his followers are more retarded than him
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Hasn't Vaush's take on this been pretty much the same as everyone else's though? I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up defending hedge funds, but even for a neolib shill such as him that seems too far
 
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Watching this blow up has been a blast, tomorrow is the real day where people are legit going to squirm so hard they are going to be asking for government hand outs to cover there losses in a vain attempt to "Keep people on the job." when in reality they are going to pocket that shit.

No matter who is going to be president the blow black from this is going to be colossal.
 
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Homegrown Homophobia said:
Decided to put $100 on dogecoin because hey why not? Robinhood cockblocked me on an American Airlines trade I tried to do this morning anyway.

Generally how long does it take for them to process crypto orders?
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Am i the only guy under the poverty line here? It's like everyone and their dog has a spare $10k to spend on stocks. :\
 
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Gezkill said:
Watching this blow up has been a blast, tomorrow is the real day where people are legit going to squirm so hard they are going to be asking for government hand outs to cover there losses in a vain attempt to "Keep people on the job." when in reality they are going to pocket that shit.

No matter who is going to be president the blow black from this is going to be colossal.
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can you imagine what this would be like if it happened under Donald Trump
 
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haurchefant said:
can you imagine what this would be like if it happened under Donald Trump
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What would Trump do?
  1. Cheer on the shitstorm
  2. Blame vidya games for hurting the economy like the boomer he is
Am i the only guy under the poverty line here? It's like everyone and their dog has a spare $10k to spend on stocks. :\
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I have money, but spend it all on guns and booze am so far above such foolish, risky behavior like trading stocks.
 
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X Pac Heat said:
i literally saw someone from my high school crying on facebook about how if wall street goes down so does disney and that meant marvel and star wars too.

...keep in mind, this is a guy that has done nothing but bitch about how awful star wars has been since disney bought it.

some of these people are just too far gone to be saved, i swear.
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Moviebob is still in high school?
 
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Grandpa Simpson said:
Am i the only guy under the poverty line here? It's like everyone and their dog has a spare $10k to spend on stocks. :\
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I'm with you, but my Andrew Jackson worth still feels like I'm lunging up out of the grave to pull someone down in there with me like the monster at the end of the movie grabbing some celebrating thot.
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