Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Meowzers]

wegman's crusader where you at


people wouldn't make fun of you for peeing your pants if you didn't publicly announce you PEE YOUR PANTS. flashbacks, lol talking as if she's a damn war veteran.


getting tipsy on mugwort. and uhh, haven't you threatened to hurt yourself/your parents/randos on tumblr in "psychotic rages"? (i don't think staph is psychotic and i don't think she could punch herself out of a wet paper bag, but the fact that she claims she has dangerous psychotic episodes and then says psychotics aren't dangerous is really somethin else.)
edit: hold up. so i'm assuming she's drinking dream tea before she goes to bed to do that "dream work." this was posted an hour ago. it's 8:40 in endicott right now as i make this edit. does she go to bed at like 8 pm?


"never been in a relationship" heath and richie are crying rn

 

[depression-and-cats]

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wegman's crusader where you at

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people wouldn't make fun of you for peeing your pants if you didn't publicly announce you PEE YOUR PANTS. flashbacks, lol talking as if she's a damn war veteran.

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getting tipsy on mugwort. and uhh, haven't you threatened to hurt yourself/your parents/randos on tumblr in "psychotic rages"? (i don't think staph is psychotic and i don't think she could punch herself out of a wet paper bag, but the fact that she claims she has dangerous psychotic episodes and then says psychotics aren't dangerous is really somethin else.)
edit: hold up. so i'm assuming she's drinking dream tea before she goes to bed to do that "dream work." this was posted an hour ago. it's 8:40 in endicott right now as i make this edit. does she go to bed at like 8 pm?

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"never been in a relationship" heath and richie are crying rn

don’t forget about Josie, who was her “partner” after chatting online for two weeks, only to become surprise-engaged to someone else after a week of no contact!

twitter dump

Spoiler: 'poo poo pee pee, ted cruz i curse thee'

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more illegible patches, i guess she's really excited to use her new green paint

https://www.etsy.com/listing/950874651/if-vegans-could-stop-using-the-holocaust

https://www.etsy.com/listing/936936430/chronic-illness-cant-be-cured-spoonie

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"adorable" who is calling her adorable? her mom?
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finally, some good fucking staph content

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i propose a petition to start calling kiwifarmers autistic retards

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"ummm jokes on you sweaty i go to therapy "

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i like that the only positive thing a mutual can say to her is "i like that you like cats."

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i want her to make a video of her using a weegee board

I’m a little late but I am soooo amused by her suggesting that menstrual products are inaccessible in “non-white countries”. NON-WHITE.

The issue isn’t the race of the people who happen to live there, the issue most often poverty, lack of clean water/plumbing, and/or strict religious beliefs. Even white people in developed countries who face the above circumstances can have trouble accessing menstrual products.

Is she suggesting that the US is a “white” country where everyone has equal access to menstrual products? Or that Japan, being a non-white country, isn’t?

For a poster girl SJW, she sure does love to paint all POC as broke savages who need her help. Jesus Christ Stephanie, get off the internet and go live an actual life and you might have some awareness beyond a 15-year-old doing a cursory Google search.

 

[Miss Misery]

Oh for fuck's sake.

1. Is this the first time that we've heard about her being in AmeriCorps? I was under the impression (as I reckon we all were) that her past jobs were related to her degree. The fact that she failed out of an AmeriCorps job for being too fucking retarded is just... *chef's kiss*

2. PL but I'm in a job that makes me mentally, physically, and emotionally ill, but I haven't quit because I HAVE NO OTHER OPTION. Most people don't! Only special snowflakes who have parents who can afford to care for them after buying them degrees in excess of a quarter of a million dollars can do that. The rest of us have to suck it the fuck up and keep going.

 

[Don Dyker]

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wegman's crusader where you at

I've been fucking summoned

Steph is so stupid and she doesn't deserve Wegmens but man am I glad she's back on twitter. I was getting real bored and plants and harassing boomers but in a way they specifically couldn't see

also she's so racist. it's like, holy shit, girl, check yourself. I saw "non white countries" too and just. woof. (we knew she was racist but man)

I want Wegmens brand salsa so bad rn I stg

Spoiler: stupidest pl of all time

I once paid a coworker I hated $20 to bring me wegmens brand salsa after they visited a city that had wegmans and I don't regret it

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

also she's so racist. it's like, holy shit, girl, check yourself. I saw "non white countries" too and just. woof. (we knew she was racist but man)

I want Wegmens brand salsa so bad rn I stg

Spoiler: stupidest pl of all time

I once paid a coworker I hated $20 to bring me wegmens brand salsa after they visited a city that had wegmans and I don't regret it

I missed that tweet about "non white countries." Staph "THE BROWN" Cianfriglia, everybody!

Spoiler: Wegmans PL

My mom once brought me Wegmans goodies on her drive back from NY. Good shit. Too good for the WW, I agree.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

don’t forget about Josie, who was her “partner” after chatting online for two weeks, only to become surprise-engaged to someone else after a week of no contact!

Man, I'd nearly forgotten about Josie (and apparently Stapphy has too). Rest in piss, sweet birb.

 

[glass_houses]

She's saying that she stopped work in 2018. 2018. Anyone else catch that? She hasn't worked in decades! I forget how long exactly her quest for disability has been going on for but I'm pretty certain it's been longer than three years.

 

[Meowzers]

She's saying that she stopped work in 2018. 2018. Anyone else catch that? She hasn't worked in decades! I forget how long exactly her quest for disability has been going on for but I'm pretty certain it's been longer than three years.

she's posted vlogs about her jobs in as late as 2017. her resume was posted somewhere in the thread, she's only had like, two real jobs. the rest was padded out with "self published author" (ne/nym spider cum story) and "magazine contributer" because she was published on the medium once or twice.
https://youtu.be/IwYLaho_gZA here she talks about a job. i didn't watch the whole thing because i can't stand listening to her voice. someone more versed in staph lore and timeline can figure out if this was the job ended in the hand sanitizer incident, someone did somewhere in this thread iirc. not sure if that the same one where she got in trouble for filming patients.

also, kinda off topic but when i searched for staphy on youtube this video came up and i had a hearty lol

https://youtu.be/D-yaewVQW1o

timestamp 4:30 for MJ story. i haven't watched the rest because i don't care. i guess steph was right all along, MJ really is in hell!

 

[Spangled Drongo]

You would think this, but "I'm completely asexual" and "I'm lusting after various male celebrities" is such a common thing to see in the asexual crowd. You have to engage in doublethink constantly and stave off the cognitive dissonance with copium to be accepted into postmodern QTA+ spaces, which is what Stapphy is doing.

Also, for Staph specifically, doesn't she claim to be on the "asexual spectrum" all the time? As in, the "I'm not horny right now, but I could possibly be horny later" spectrum that all tumblrinas identify with? OP has some of her stupid labels in it.

Whatever snowflake term she coined to describe her varying degrees of sexual attraction at times is redundant, since not everyone is horny all the time (and if you are, go see a doctor) but Stephanie being brainwashed by Tumblr as well as autistically literal minded has led her to interpret that as a form of asexuality.

Basically every awkward nerdy zoomer (or people with the mentality of someone that age, like Stephanie) will try to look for reasons why they’re different or don’t fit in, and just want to belong somewhere, and the intersectional gobbledygook on Tumblr appeals to them because the definitions are so broad anyone could find something to relate to in there (you even have people making genders and flags based on fictional characters, food and nature which certainly help bring in the gullible kids). So you end up with people interpreting their totally normal experiences as proof that they’re “queer” or “ace” or whatever, just because what they’re going through isn’t exactly like what the more outgoing types who lead a more conventional life are experiencing.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Spoiler: Legit burn

Spoiler: Staphy Scribbles to help your stocks with the power of magic!

And also blesses your attempts to seduce a congresswoman and help Alex Jones with his case of the runs! I think! Not really sure what the second page is actually supposed to do magic wise.

Spoiler: Mom was telling me not to get into twitter fights

The fight is up but kinda boring

Spoiler: New Patches

I'm not sure what you want someone to do when someone is killing themselves? Or what ever of those people have to do with the second sentence?

Some chronic illnesses can be treated, or even "cured" depending on the definition used. For example obesity is considered a chronic illness that can be cured with diet and exercise. For something a bit closer to to the thread cancer is a chronic illness that you can defeat and continue living without the condition. She really is just using this as an excuse to do nothing about her problems.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Spoiler: Legit burn

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Spoiler: Staphy Scribbles to help your stocks with the power of magic!

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And also blesses your attempts to seduce a congresswoman and help Alex Jones with his case of the runs! I think! Not really sure what the second page is actually supposed to do magic wise.

Spoiler: Mom was telling me not to get into twitter fights

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The fight is up but kinda boring

Spoiler: New Patches

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I'm not sure what you want someone to do when someone is killing themselves? Or what ever of those people have to do with the second sentence?

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Some chronic illnesses can be treated, or even "cured" depending on the definition used. For example obesity is considered a chronic illness that can be cured with diet and exercise. For something a bit closer to to the thread cancer is a chronic illness that you can defeat and continue living without the condition. She really is just using this as an excuse to do nothing about her problems.

Staph is really making fun of other people's haircuts while sporting her down syndrome bowl cut she gets her mom to do for her.

 

[Glittarded Tartlet]

because she didn't go into social work to help people, she went into social work to whine about how much she's suffered.

she went into social work because she failed out of biology, so she couldn’t do the physical therapy program she wanted to do. The school probably guided her to SW as an easy pass so they could keep getting her tuition.

eta: re her “sexuality” She’s basically said that she’s attracted to male celebrities, but too scared of real irl physical sex to want a real relationship, and she interprets this as asexuality instead of sex aversion.

 

[fuzzdew]

does she go to bed at like 8 pm?

She's 80 years old.


I went to check her Twitter and expected few tweets here and there, but she spends hours retweeting and tweeting dumb shit. Imagine spending 5 hours on Twitter, jesus, get a life!

 

[Rap Scallion]

Spoiler: Legit burn

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Spoiler: Staphy Scribbles to help your stocks with the power of magic!

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And also blesses your attempts to seduce a congresswoman and help Alex Jones with his case of the runs! I think! Not really sure what the second page is actually supposed to do magic wise.

Spoiler: Mom was telling me not to get into twitter fights

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The fight is up but kinda boring

Spoiler: New Patches

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I'm not sure what you want someone to do when someone is killing themselves? Or what ever of those people have to do with the second sentence?

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Some chronic illnesses can be treated, or even "cured" depending on the definition used. For example obesity is considered a chronic illness that can be cured with diet and exercise. For something a bit closer to to the thread cancer is a chronic illness that you can defeat and continue living without the condition. She really is just using this as an excuse to do nothing about her problems.

Not sure if it's been mentioned before with previous sigils but in taking a quick glance at these it's pretty easy to make out that all she's doing to create them is writing the first letter of the words they represent and rotating them 110 degrees depending on their default orientation... I was hoping there was slightly more effort/meaning than alphabet soup.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Not sure if it's been mentioned before with previous sigils but in taking a quick glance at these it's pretty easy to make out that all she's doing to create them is writing the first letter of the words they represent and rotating them 110 degrees depending on their default orientation... I was hoping there was slightly more effort/meaning than alphabet soup.

You've read the thread, seen her face and at least some of her videos. What made you think she'd put any effort in anything she does?

 

[Chromeo]

Spoiler: Legit burn

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And also blesses your attempts to seduce a congresswoman and help Alex Jones with his case of the runs! I think! Not really sure what the second page is actually supposed to do magic wise.

Spoiler: Mom was telling me not to get into twitter fights

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The fight is up but kinda boring

Spoiler: New Patches

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I'm not sure what you want someone to do when someone is killing themselves? Or what ever of those people have to do with the second sentence?

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Some chronic illnesses can be treated, or even "cured" depending on the definition used. For example obesity is considered a chronic illness that can be cured with diet and exercise. For something a bit closer to to the thread cancer is a chronic illness that you can defeat and continue living without the condition. She really is just using this as an excuse to do nothing about her problems.

Aside from the potato quality of the pictures and the shitty raw paint marker/finger paint, the patches bother me for so many reasons. The edges aren't hemmed, they're not even straight, and the quotes are anything but catchy/legible from a distance. I know she's a Tumblr retard but has she ever seen an actual patch that goes on a vest?

Short, simple phrases! Catchy! Big text that's easy to read from a distance, centered on the patch and evenly spaced! I know she isn't a graphic designer but jesus christ you don't need to be Thomas Kinkade to make something passable.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Aside from the potato quality of the pictures and the shitty raw paint marker/finger paint, the patches bother me for so many reasons. The edges aren't hemmed, they're not even straight, and the quotes are anything but catchy/legible from a distance. I know she's a Tumblr retard but has she ever seen an actual patch that goes on a vest?
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Short, simple phrases! Catchy! Big text that's easy to read from a distance, centered on the patch and evenly spaced! I know she isn't a graphic designer but jesus christ you don't need to be Thomas Kinkade to make something passable.

Just yesterday she gave us a picture of her "punk shirt" with a bunch of patches on it

So yeah she knows what they are, knows how they should work, and just doesn't.

She's sold 15 of these patches.

 

[Meowzers]

Not sure if it's been mentioned before with previous sigils but in taking a quick glance at these it's pretty easy to make out that all she's doing to create them is writing the first letter of the words they represent and rotating them 110 degrees depending on their default orientation... I was hoping there was slightly more effort/meaning than alphabet soup.

yeah, i think that's the norm for making witch sigils apparently. she's reblogged guides on how to make them. there's some cool ones out there but her scribbles on notebook paper are so lazy and ugly

also of note, she pronounces sigil as "siggle." i noticed that in the video i linked in my last post.

https://youtu.be/IwYLaho_gZA

timestamp 1:58. also at 1:47 she pronounces patreon really weird, but i think that was covered early in the thread.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Life update-- NEW JOB! PATREON! HAPPY BELTANE!

 

[JaneThough]

The AUDACITY of this bitch thinking anyone wants to listen to her for the better part of 20 min.