/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

WTF I LOVE CNN NOW!!
one-on-one with robinhood ceo on controversy after gamestop stock chaos
I wonder if this dumb fuck knew what he was walking into, or if he expected another tongue bath like he got on CNBC. It was hilarious watching him trying to bullshit about unnamed regulations forcing his hand even after tacitly admitting that the NYSE had nothing to do with it. If we had a functioning media, the heads of every trading firm that joined RobinHood in rat fucking investors on behalf of the hedge funds would be facing the same amount of scrutiny over who was pressuring them.
 
I read a post on the farms in one of the happenings threads where some tard said 'Sure jews own the whole entertainment industry, porn, and a lot of others- but anything outside is a big conspiracy they run everything!'

If this doesn't wake you up to the JQ I'm not sure what would. A cabal of (((rootless hedge funds))) bankrupting their way across the US.

(Also pls don't arrest me FBI, this is all satire)
Reminds me of a review I watched of the original Deus Ex game. Guy said he doesn't believe in the illuminati but believes that the very few owners of the parent's parent companies for the media and banks use their money to control and manipulate the population for their own agendas.
 
I have retirement-age coworkers asking me about GameStop and Bitcoin, what the hell is going on? I just hope I didn't blow my cover when I said I hoped we would see brokers plummeting from skyscrapers tomorrow.
I was terrified of that this morning and still am.

If Gabriel Plotkin decides to become an hero in the next few days, the MSM will run rampant with "alt-right white supremacist Nazis drive man to suicide" articles.
 
Storytime Kiwis,

As my username suggests I played lacrosse in middle school and high school. Now back in the early 2000's lacrosse was not as popular as it is now, thank you MTV Twink Wolf. Such, the predominant amount of players hailed from families that were upper middle class to wealthy. Heck, lacrosse itself is not a cheap sport with the gear alone costing about $250. Want the Boathouse lacrosse jacket the rest of the preppy lacrosse bros wear? $100, please. With it not being that popular, it was and still is relatively cliquish. We train together, play against each other, and hang out together.

Such, we get to know each other pretty well across various teams. That being said, most of those that player are fairly privileged (I promise I am not an SJW or woke). I know players that have an 400 sq. ft. rooms that overlook a nice bay, nature preserve, valley, or ocean. It's not rare to see a few of the players driving a BMW to practice. Nor is it unusually to see a few of them blow a few hundred dollars a month on streetwear. Heck, when I was at Champ Camp, a lacrosse program, in Baltimore on of the parents in finance rented out a few suites at the Marriott for about five days to give the players I went with time to fuck around and explore the city.

So what is the point of my gay ass rambling? They already have lived in a mansion. They already drive expensive cars. Most are expected to go to college and enter finance, law, or medicine. To them a modest house is a step down. It's basically failure. Out of the 20 guys I was close with about eight of them drugged out. (Designer drugs that don't show up on school tests are prevalent.) Another eight of them couldn't take the pressure of an academically demanding school (the drug of choice at those schools was Ritalin) and/or their parents and killed themselves. Another eight entered the legal, finance, C-level corporate field. The last two of just normal working blokes (over $100,000 a year) and I am one of them. Now, of those eight that entered professional careers a conservative estimate is that about 50% are on illicit drugs.

Occasionally, work takes me through one of the cities those eight live in. Just hanging out with them, I view them as soul less. They might not be in a wagie cagie but they are slaves to their jobs. Heck, I think all eight would sell out their grandmother retirement account if they could get more profit. Perhaps, I am not on their level but to me their life is empty and is only filled with the next distraction so they do not realize how utterly devoid of meaning their lives have become.

It's basically drugs, hookers, and booze at the luxury condo payed for by your investment fees.
So, American Psycho wasn't an exaggeration?
 
I was terrified of that this morning and still am.

If Gabriel Plotkin decides to become an hero in the next few days, the MSM will run rampant with "alt-right white supremacist Nazis drive man to suicide" articles.
Sure, but they're already trying to run interference for the brokers and slander the normal people anyway. Maybe I'm jaded but I think we're squarely in "screw your optics, I'm going in" territory now. If any of these leeches kill themselves (in Nintendogs) it'll be a net benefit to society.
 
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WE'RE GONNA BANKRUPT ALL OF YOU

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Sure, but they're already trying to run interference for the brokers and slander the normal people anyway.
I reiterate that the comparison to GamerGate is not a coincidence. They will take a debate they are clearly on the wrong side of, and jete over on to a debate that is more defensible.

"Outrage over Wall Street trying to change the rules after being beaten at their own game? Quick! Start whingeing about anti-Semitism!"
 
I feel like the hedge funds will just spread their activities out more strategically next time so it'll be harder to tell where to attack them from. They'll make slightly less money, but it will hardly stop them in the long run.

Even with this massive hole they were still able to control the systems and sites people use to trade to reduce the damage, and they were completely blindsided. They won't be punished for that and we all know it.

I hate to say it but for every crack in their system we find, they succeed in filling the holes with even stronger concrete.

We'll never get close to the House again, and Wall Street will only come out of this even stronger.

The walls have never been smaller now.
 
A better clip to share with people going "but they're gonna make people lose their jobs in Wall Street tho!!"



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Alright now they are just begging for catastrophe. Don't even think of trying this because it's only gonna go south fast and hard, or otherwise you'd just end up as corrupt as the beast you're trying to destroy.
The reality so much of any given economic market just boils down to increasingly more intricate and dangerous levels of gambling is a shock to most people but don't try to make your own bull to wrangle bulls into their pen. Anyone could see you're only gonna get gored.
 
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