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Chris's entire life is an unsolved mystery.
Containment What If?
- Thread starter darkhorse816
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What if Chris got 'discovered' one day. If 'Here comes honey boo boo' has taught the world anything it's that America loves a freak. So what if Chris got his own TV show and then became famous for being a pointless, talentless, charmless lump devoid of personality but still able to perform like a dancing bear for the public. Sorta like Perez Hilton.
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Then I don't know if he would still have his TRUE and LOYAL fandase, simply because the internet hates when their things get super popular.
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I'd watch it. It'd be a lot funnier than Honey Boo Boo ever was.
Betachu
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His newfound followers would then storm every website that refers to him (including fan sites and places that merely name drop him) and attempt to take them down. Their methods would at best be minor inconveniences with a rare "hit" every now and then. Eventually, one would do something big and scare away the rest of the supporters. The show would last just as long as HCHBB, and during all this Chris would shit himself, do nothing and probably never find out about the "incident".
Betachu
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It would be either a Pixar film or a clearly low-budget Sonic Boom "fan" "film" and they would treat it like the devil.
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Betachu
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I would make him fix everything and everyone he's every wronged, before locking him in a room filled with cameras and pictures of things he hates while naked.
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What if Chris went back to his roots and started making attraction signs again, cut his hair, and went back to making vlogs we all love to hate?
Betachu
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He'd probably become convinced he traveled back in time. Hi-jinks to follow.
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It would be a love story that's actually worse than Twilight.
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He'd be the goofy best friend character (think Spike from Notting Hill)
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He would think he went to CWCville and try to find Sonichu so he can kill all the "bad" guys
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We'll classify him under "The Unexplained".
Precious 2: The Revenge
What if Chris had his own themed water park?
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There would be a ride where you sit in a boat shaped like a sperm cell and get poured out of a giant fapcup into the mouth of a giant Chris and then leave through his duck.
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What if Chris had his own first-person shooter game?
Call of JULAAAAAAY!