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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

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  • Not without Caleb

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  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%

  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%

  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

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Jormungand said:
When you look at Quinton Reviews' history, it is apparent he's a very lonely person.
He is always trying to get in what he sees as the popular crowd. Rather it is the Skeptics or Breadtubers, and he always tries to come off as if he's better than everyone, but here's the problem, he utterly lacks self-confidence and is desperate for validation from others.

You can see this when he was trying so hard to get together with Lindsay, even though she a married woman, and when he was rejected, it was enough to tear him down to the point he begged others to say nice things to him.

He doesn't seem to have any friends due to him constantly alienating everybody around him, considering he was like this even in grade 5. It's clear he was always a lonely person, and it only got worse when he got into social media.
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When you act like a know it all and have zero humility, you are bound to alienate others.
 
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Gaear Grimsrud said:
I just love the fact that Quinton was already on such bad terms with his peers that his entire classroom jumped on him and called him a lying faggot for making one little statement.

He doesn't think about the greater implications of saying stuff like this. He's giving away that other people thought he was an asshole his entire life.
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Every single second of this man's entire existence has been fucking pathetic. This is a way of life if life itselft has given up on you. He is that one garbage folder you keep on your drive thinking you will eventually need it but it's been years and you don't give a flying fuck about it.
 
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Just to ACKUALLY an ackuallizer, fur ham, chroma key is a process of editing. Green screen photos are just green screen photos. If nothing is done to them, they are just photos with a green screen. Nobody, outside faggot 5th grade quinton, would say "bring out the chroma key screen." You can chroma key edit any color you want within softwares.

This, is how you know the story is fake.
 
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Tathagata said:
Mod Edit: For context, Lindsay Ellis publicly denounced another male feminist Youtuber for trying to hit her up in the DMs on Twitter. She failed to completely cover up the guy’s profile pic, allowing people to speculate that it was likely Quinton’s. Wasn’t 100% confirmed that it was him until these Discord messages got leaked.

I went through the Discord export and cut out all the things I found interesting:

Obsessed with Numbers
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Poor Quinton QQ
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Quinton's Lemmings Track KF
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Quinton is Fat
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Quinton Complaining About His Thirst Being Exposed
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Mumkey Jones Sperging
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More Sperging About Being the New MovieBob
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More General Sperging and Crying
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Just Pathetic
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And He Wonders Why People Dislike Him
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Leaving this at the bottom for fun:
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My only thoughts going through those 1500 messages:
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Quinton Reviews? More like QuintonBob Reviews
 
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Woke Blue Muttlema said:
The Chroma Key story continues.
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Lemme be clear. People working on media don't call it often chroma key, is just common practice to call it green screen amongst normies because chroma key is a term most normies, especially fifth graders, are not familiar with. It is the correct term, but way of being a know-it-all.
If I can make any lectures is that Quinton was lowkey bragging about his dad working on tv. For how much he powerlevels about homemade film school I think is fair to assume he did this a lot.
Teachers can be dicks, but also is not a good move to reduce yourself to the level of your students in front of them. Children will eat you alive.
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To put this in terms that an autistic man-child like Q can understand:

He was the Brainy Smurf at his school: the geek who thought he was smarter than everyone else, and got hated on by his peers for being a know-it-all little shit.
 
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5... 4... 3... 2... On Air.
something has changed in me and it is wonderful.PNG

The simping is hard in the replies.
 
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Doctor Placebo said:
His eyes are also abnormally far apart. Not absurdly so, but more than average.
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Prey species have eyes on the sides of their heads.

Immortal Technique said:
Just to ACKUALLY an ackuallizer, fur ham, chroma key is a process of editing. Green screen photos are just green screen photos. If nothing is done to them, they are just photos with a green screen. Nobody, outside faggot 5th grade quinton, would say "bring out the chroma key screen." You can chroma key edit any color you want within softwares.

This, is how you know the story is fake.
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Tathagata said:
If anything, Quinton being a retarded pseudointellectual that leads to his peers hating on him makes the story more believable.
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The easy way to square the circle is that Quinton was a know-it-all little shit who annoyed everyone around him while still being wrong.
 
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grumble_bum said:
Hmmm
little to, no social support network in real life check.
emotionally dependent on social media sycophants, check.
Tries to suck up to progressive e-celebs, check.

Maybe we will get Quintoness by 2022.
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seriously, what are we predicting his troon name will be? "Quinton" is such an odd name but has certain negative connotations (especially in 2021) and I'm not sure which female name can match that. Maybe Vanessa?
 
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