It's a toss-up with this tard: He could either end up like Larry Busboy or David "Tard Haka" Stone. And both of these genetic piles of fail have spent time in county lock up, so I think Russ is well on the fast track to ending right back there himself.
But I don't think it's out of the realm of possibility for Russell to pull a Chris Chan or Laramie: Shaming the Greer family name by constructing an attraction sign: A talisman, digital or otherwise, to attract a boyfriend free girl with horse teeth and tig ol' biddies. I wouldn't even put it past the little grease stain to offer a "finders fee" for the w*een who fishes up his silly girl. (rolls eyes)