/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

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Bosmadden said:
And so it begins


As I said keep a careful eye on the rhetoric coming from the major Dem politicians.

Spoiler: Elizabeth Warren gives zero fucks about Gamestop's customers and employees.

Things must be moving fast for this bitch to pivot this hard.
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Not only that, but she’s fucking wrong in the first place.

The kind of person that makes the argument that a company’s stock being saved from getting driven into the shitter by a hedge fund is somehow bad for the health of the company and its workers is either a moron or a shill or both.
 
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More proof that these hedge fund fucks can't take anymore heat.
 
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Kyria the Great said:
This! It is shit like this that will have people dismiss what is a legitmate market manipulation and seems to be escalating towards a conflict far larger than it started with so keep your sperging in your pocket and on A&H where it belongs.
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Yep. Hyper focusing on Jewish people distracts from the real issue. If you live in an area where many of them live, you realize quickly that the majority of them are normal everyday people. The ones who dress differently are definitely not your stereotypical Wall Street sharks.
It's like saying anyone who's Italian today automatically has ties to the organized crime. While some of them might have known someone who knew someone decades ago, the majority want no part of being connected to anything like that. I suppose depending on where you live in the US, you might not realize this if you don't know anyone who's name ends in a vowel.
 
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The market overall is going down because the fact that the institutions are about to lose to autists and can't do anything about it is sinking in

And making them afraid so they're selling all over to minimize their perceived risk

Gamestonk is doing fine and will jump up bigtime in a last hour frenzy
 
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Dafuqisdis? said:
This sounds like nonsense. Even if Gamestop were to hit 1000 the total losses would be in the tens of bilions, while larger banks often have hundreds of billions of cash on hand. That's not their total value just their liquidity.

There just isn't nearly enough money in these transactions to put a huge strain on the financial system.
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It's the cascade effect. If hedge funds hit the wall they will have to liquidate ALL of their positions.

Estimates are that the current short squeeze represents about 80 billion in total market value, which means a guaranteed shitshow if this isn't unwound soon.

Yes the banks can go the Fed and get as much as they need, in theory, but if they're facing a full market panic they may end up dealing with a no shit bank run.

I don't think this will happen, the government will force a liquidation of the longs if required.
 
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FrankyKismyFP said:
Yep. Hyper focusing on Jewish people distracts from the real issue. If you live in an area where many of them live, you realize quickly that the majority of them are normal everyday people. The ones who dress differently are definitely not your stereotypical Wall Street sharks.
It's like saying anyone who's Italian today automatically has ties to the organized crime. While some of them might have known someone who knew someone decades ago, the majority want no part of being connected to anything like that. I suppose depending on where you live in the US, you might not realize this if you don't know anyone who's name ends in a vowel.
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Man, I wish half the things said by people about Jews in this thread were true. Then (((I))) wouldn't be so anxious over trying to get into law school right now (since I'm not a black tranny who majored in film studies to get a 4.0), make money, earn a living, save up for car payments, etc. If I had access to some Rothschild gold bullion or a secret network of elites that let me in wherever I wanted just by reciting the right phrase from the Protocols, my life would be a lot simpler.

Remember in the New Testament there were Jews and then there were specifically the Pharisees? The Pharisees and scribes are the ones you should be pointing at, not Shlomo at the Chabad or David who works in sports medicine.
 
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Bosmadden said:
It's the cascade effect. If hedge funds hit the wall they will have to liquidate ALL of their positions.

Estimates are that the current short squeeze represents about 80 billion in total market value, which means a guaranteed shitshow if this isn't unwound soon.

Yes the banks can go the Fed and get as much as they need, in theory, but if they're facing a full market panic they may end up dealing with a no shit bank run.

I don't think this will happen, the government will force a liquidation of the longs if required.
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This will most likely happen, I have been talking with a couple of insiders on the issue and they say that the Hedge Funds will need to liquidate if the gov doesn't back them anymore.
 
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I'd abeeb bear said:
It's funny how blatant it is that they find a bunch of random people holding a couple of stocks to be a harrowing no-no, but a couple of companies buying millions of stocks is just fine and dandy.

Let's not pretend people will remember this happened in 6 months, though.

Capitol what?
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This feels different. People aren't buying the bullshit this time.

If the government ratfucks this somehow, I legit think we might be looking at a (small scale, at least) Day of the Rope.
 
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Tathagata said:
Man, I wish half the things said by people about Jews in this thread were true. Then (((I))) wouldn't be so anxious over trying to get into law school right now (since I'm not a black tranny who majored in film studies to get a 4.0), make money, earn a living, save up for car payments, etc. If I had access to some Rothschild gold bullion or a secret network of elites that let me in wherever I wanted just by reciting the right phrase from the Protocols, my life would be a lot simpler.

Remember in the New Testament there were Jews and then there were specifically the Pharisees? The Pharisees and scribes are the ones you should be pointing at, not Shlomo at the Chabad or David who works in sports medicine.
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(((You're))) proving the kvecking part true bro
lawschool too
 
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