I pity Shoeonhead. I heard that she is angry about the leaks but I am skeptical. I see the leaks as an attempt at her to gain much needed attention.
I understand her situation. She is 30 years old, she has yet to settle down, she needs a source of income which is why she leaks her nudes in order to get people on both sides of the political divide to simp for her. The clock is ticking however and I think she really needs to consider a change in approach.
Which is why I made this account just to tag
@Null and ask him to tell Shoeonhead to seriously consider dating him then starting a family with her. Shoeonhead says she likes bad boys who have run-ins with the law but not full out felons like my guntmaster Ethan Ralph. Null also expressed a desire to settle down and start a family and is around Shoeonhead's age. Look, we all know that my guntmaster decided to have a son in order to prove that he is better than Null. I think we can potentially avert disaster if we can get Null and Shoeonhead together.
Here are the benefits that I can think of:
1. Shoeonhead needn't whore herself out anymore and leak her nudes. She will get the man of her type too.
2. Null will get his wish to settle down and live like a 30 year old. He needn't laugh at fat women with Shoeonhead on his side.
3. My guntmaster will be pleased at more white children being brought to the West, as much as I loathe it.
4. And I will laugh so loud that you can hear me from Inner Mongolia.
What can possibly go wrong?
PS: I didn't open this account to see Shoeonhead's nudes. If i were really that thirsty, I would have opened an account when you-know-who's sextape leaked.
Cheers from Inner Mongolia!
