/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Terrifik]

 

[BenisinbaginaII]

Every shill article I read crying crocodile tears about the poor hedgies makes my penis become the big penis.

 

[Ashen One]

Every shill article I read crying crocodile tears about the poor hedgies makes my penis become the big penis.

If it persists after market hours call a hedge fund and ask them for Battletoads.

 

[Meat Target]

Also, the cope begins.

 

[Shroom King]

Their one chance is to convince people that Reddit is hurting other people's retirements. Even if it's not true, to at least convince people of it.

A lot of people have had their careers ruined by covid or their businesses burned down by BLM. They just want to keep the lights on in their house. Retirement is the furthest thing from their minds right now.

The second you try to explain to those people what short selling is, they will say "How the fuck is that legal?" and "Put a stake through the hearts of those vampires who leveraged people's IRAs against borrowed stocks."

 

[Andy Bandy Man]

Day trading is like the most autistic profession though.

Also, the cope begins.
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From the belly of the beast I see.

 

[malapropism]

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di60NYGu03Y

Thread theme if the media connected elite crush us once more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2zwBRa0YhA

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

The Internet: So, they said they were gonna bet on Gamestop losing!

 

[No Exit]

Their one chance is to convince people that Reddit is hurting other people's retirements. Even if it's not true, to at least convince people of it.

From my Facebook feed:

Rossman just put out a new, wholesome video on that topic.

 

[Beavis]

You guys are still under the impression that the government plays fair and justice is mana that just falls from the heavens.

Every middleman in government all the way to the top are compromised.

They'll go after these guys with SEC fines until they're broken, and criminal crimes will be invented not found. Good 'ole peter strzok wife's will be the one that signs the orders, btw.
Media will dox and then smear them as nazis to the point where antifa will threaten jurors if they don't convict.
They'll lose their jobs and have their families harrassed.
They'll be de-platformed from the internet, so they wont' be able to mount any defense against personal attacks.
Glow-in-the-darks will cause 'mysterious car accidents'.

And if you think none of that is possible, think about what they allowed antifa to do vs capital hill protestors.

Disagree. Just about everyone except government and elite boot lickers seems to be loving this.

 

[LUNEKO]

A lot of people have had their careers ruined by covid or their businesses burned down by BLM. They just want to keep the lights on in their house. Retirement is the furthest thing from their minds right now.

The second you try to explain to those people what short selling is, they will say "How the fuck is that legal?" and "Put a stake through the hearts of those vampires who leveraged people's IRAs against borrowed stocks."

They can only convince themselves, the people know, ask anyone at anytime before this and after this they know, the people have always known, who holds the money is the people who keep us this way, there's no way they can spin this one, specially now that Trump is gone

 

[draggs]

Also, the cope begins.
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"Why are you doing this?!"

"We hate you because you're pieces of shit."

"Is it because you're uninformed? Misinformed? Disinformed?"

"It's because we hate you because you're pieces of shit."

"Is it Trump? Q?"

"It's because we hate you because you're pieces of shit."

"Irrational exuberance?"

"It's because we hate you because you're pieces of shit."

"Is your manbaby incel whiteness making you do this?"

"It's because we hate you because you're pieces of shit."

"Is it Vladimir Putin? IT'S PUTIN ISN'T IT?!"

"It's because we hate you because you're pieces of shit."

"WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!?!?!?!?!?!"

 

[FencePost]

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WSB has gone too far, Keem is appearing to be an actual journalist.

 

[LUNEKO]

"Why are you doing this?!"

"We hate you because you're pieces of shit."

"Is it because you're uninformed? Misinformed? Disinformed?"

"It's because we hate you because you're pieces of shit."

"Is it Trump? Q?"

"It's because we hate you because you're pieces of shit."

"Irrational exuberance?"

"It's because we hate you because you're pieces of shit."

"Is your manbaby incel whiteness making you do this?"

"It's because we hate you because you're pieces of shit."

"Is it Vladimir Putin? IT'S PUTIN ISN'T IT?!"

"It's because we hate you because you're pieces of shit."

"WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!?!?!?!?!?!"

You can hear them cry "TRUMP IS GONE, WHY ARE THINGS LIKE THESE STILL HAPENING" completely oblivious as to why Trump happened in the first place

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

Rossman just put out a new, wholesome video on that topic.

Ontario teachers are the most privileged pieces of shit on the planet.

They are the worst excuses for scum.

They suck. They don't perform. And get paid fucking premium over anything.

 

[Revo]

This is gonna be interesting:

Archive

 

[LUNEKO]

This is gonna be interesting:
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"Free market for me but not for thee!"
Not anymore, the hounds you trained have seen you bleed, and they are aiming for the fat gunt of money you got there

 

[Shittus Maximus]

History will soon be made again!
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Will it put 1929 to shame? Probably not, but let's watch and see what happens.

Do a flip. At least make it entertaining wall street asshats.

 

[Meat Target]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/savingandinvesting/wall-street-s-cops-weren-t-ready-for-gamestop-they-re-paying-attention-now/ar-BB1ddvUO

Now, brokers are imposing restrictions on the fly, drawing huge backlash from traders who are crying foul and spreading unsubstantiated theories about nefarious corporate motives.

"To me, what is truly problematic about this is the regulators' flat-footedness," said Gina-Gail Fletcher, a Duke law professor who specializes in market regulation. "Right now, the integrity of the market is at issue," she added.

The squealing of cornered rats.

 

[Beavis]

This is gonna be interesting:
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Archive

lol robinhood is going to be the fall guy