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And in the end nothing of value was lost. Rather tame n00dz, cute butt, 7/10 would smash. But back to the point.

Shoe's past her prime in terms of relevance. The only interesting thing was a couple years ago when she and Greg were set to speak at some convention and somebody called in a bomb threat. Besides if it wasn't for Greg would anybody really know who this woman was?
 
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All the simps in the world won't fix Junes obvious antipathetic view on herself. As St. Patrice O'Neal once preached "When a woman hits the wall, she gets desperate" and it could not be more applicable now. Chantel, Aydin Paladin and many other female lolcows before June all go through very similar situations when the biological clock starts tickin'.
 
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E-thots don't date their fans.
June wants a guy who can keep her on a tight leash.

That's just sad... I'm here just for LOLs
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Good cuz her content fucking sucks and I only have tight leashes. DM me bitch, I won't pussy out like Greg. I'll treat you like the whore you are and put a baby in you no problem!
 
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SHOOT YA SHOT, BOYEEE
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You notice, by contrast, she just kind of ignored this thirsty fuck? No long drawn out convo. No acknowledgement at all.
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I like to imagine that he knows exactly what kind of person she is and this is some sort of PUA thing. Because let’s be honest, June seems like she’s easy.

I’m sure that isn’t really the case and he’s just a regular simp, though.
 
She claims this dude was creepy enough... to the point she continued to have a conversation with him at 4 in the morning and to be his only non-bot follower until people slowly started finding out.
From my perspective, she's making up this guy or the convo between him and her she posted is fabricated and they acted this out after he tweeted that thread trying to cover his ass.
 
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Ya know, the first time shoe's nudes got leaked, it could easily be chalked up to "stupid mistake" that lots of people make.

These new sets coming long after the first leak though, I suspect it's at best an unconscious leaking of her lolcowdom that causes her to act in this way and continue to make the same stupid choices, and at worst it's a cynical attempt to remain somewhat trending after her regular political commentary has run its course. I'm leaning toward the one with roots in her own fucked up psychology because I think she's already got some kinks about being shamed and BDSM-lite stuff going on behind closed doors and she continues to put herself in stupid situations like long distance relationships with other e-celebs and nudes leaks and dating an obvious /b/tard.
 
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And in the end nothing of value was lost. Rather tame n00dz, cute butt, 7/10 would smash. But back to the point.

Shoe's past her prime in terms of relevance. The only interesting thing was a couple years ago when she and Greg were set to speak at some convention and somebody called in a bomb threat. Besides if it wasn't for Greg would anybody really know who this woman was?
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I’d say she peaked way harder than Greg. Her run was a lot shorter, but she was definitely doing better at her height.
 
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ReeferRoach said:
All the simps in the world won't fix Junes obvious antipathetic view on herself. As St. Patrice O'Neal once preached "When a woman hits the wall, she gets desperate" and it could not be more applicable now. Chantel, Aydin Paladin and many other female lolcows before June all go through very similar situations when the biological clock starts tickin'.
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How many years before she just settles down with the first simp that says yes?
 
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How many years before she just settles down with the first simp that says yes?
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I don't think it's going to be one of her simps, but definitely going to be a loser of a man if he thinks June has anything worth saying around for other than monetary purposes or sex (And we know Greg used her for the latter lmao). I would give June 2 years 5 at most, maybe she'll pull a Lindsey Ellis and become a wineo amidst her Love Quest.
 
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How many years before she just settles down with the first simp that says yes?
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I don't think she'll ever settle down with a man for a long period, simp or otherwise. I think she wants to, but her neuroses probably make having a relationship with her very high maintenance. Greg kept his distance from her for a reason, even when she accepted the terms of "polyamory". Why? Because he knows living with her is a totally different ballgame. June is probably destined to be alone physically and her only companionship will be the internet.
 
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