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Pump Meat said:
I don't think she'll ever settle down with a man for a long period, simp or otherwise. I think she wants to, but her neuroses probably make having a relationship with her very high maintenance. Greg kept his distance from her for a reason, even when she accepted the terms of "polyamory". Why? Because he knows living with her is a totally different ballgame. June is probably destined to be alone physically and her only companionship will be the internet.
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She'll try and settle down. Maybe she'll even actually get hitched but it will blow up for one reason or another and it'll be back to whatever audience she'll have left.
 
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StraightShooter2 said:
You've been reading too much anime porn. I've had about 15-20 sex partners in my relatively short life (sometimes we got freaky on the very first "date"), never once did the idea of asking for nudes cross my mind, lmao.

Asking for nudes sounds like something a nerd like Russell Greer who spends 8 hours a day IMing random thots on Instagram would do as a substitute for actually getting any.

(Back to the topic - as far as this shitty thread is concerned, this wasn't a boyfriend/guy she was dating IRL anyway - this was just some random dude on the internet using a fake pic who she felt the need to send nasties to for God knows whatever reason).
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Im sure you had all the sexes and touched many boob. Your inability to grasp why nudes are asked for or sent tells me you had a lot of 1 star reviews from your many late night no light on escapades.

On subject, I could see this whole thing being Shoe creating the KingFisher account and faking all the chats to leak her nudes for attention and play the victim.
 
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Wendy Wheelchair said:
She has 420,000 followers on Twitter, 1.5 million YouTube subscribers, and a whole harem of simps in her Discord. Stop painting this like she's some poor, desperate woman who didn't bring this all on herself. Because she did. She's an attention whore (as I explained earlier in this thread). No doubt she could find some male fan actually living within driving distance to fuck.
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Who said I was feeling sorry for her? lol. You can still have simp followers on social media and be a still be a desperate, dumb whore. Both can be true. If Shoe rubbed two brain cells together, and some common sense, she could find someone to do the dirty with.
 
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TheMadAutist said:
Answer - no paying for nudes is beta bitch shit.

You seem real upset about women sending nudes, im guessing you received exactly none. How can you not see how alpha/chad it is for a girl to send you nudes knowing its extremely dumb and will bite them in the ass? Btw getting a taken slut to send nudes is Uber-Chad.
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AltisticRight said:
So like every lefty whore, she craves for Nazi dick.
Gross. Thot.
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Technically it was "National Bolshevik / NAZBOL" (basically totalitarian communist) - but then again there's only a fine line between totalitarian ideologies such as Nazism and Communism anyway.

Just like racist white girls really wanna burn coal, progressive white girls seem to like Nazi cock. Maybe because it's arousing to fuck the bad guy?
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Wonder if it works in reverse? Do chicks on the right want some Bolshevik dick? (Supposedly Ann Coulter dated Bill Maher, as well as another Democrat guy, just off the top of my head).
 
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Pump Meat said:
I don't think she'll ever settle down with a man for a long period, simp or otherwise. I think she wants to, but her neuroses probably make having a relationship with her very high maintenance. Greg kept his distance from her for a reason, even when she accepted the terms of "polyamory". Why? Because he knows living with her is a totally different ballgame. June is probably destined to be alone physically and her only companionship will be the internet.
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While I do agree the most plausible answer is June having lots of short term relationships, you'd be surprised with how much some losers are willing to put up with if it means finding some form of stability; financially stability or emotional stability. That stability can seemingly be achieved when in a relationship no matter how shit it may be, Junes thought process is no different. (As in getting catfished by someone who insulted her 70% of the time)
 
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StraightShooter2 said:
You've been reading too much anime porn. I've had about 15-20 sex partners in my relatively short life (sometimes we got freaky on the very first "date"), never once did the idea of asking for nudes cross my mind, lmao.

Asking for nudes sounds like something a nerd like Russell Greer who spends 8 hours a day IMing random thots on Instagram would do as a substitute for actually getting any.

(Back to the topic - as far as this shitty thread is concerned, this wasn't a boyfriend/guy she was dating IRL anyway - this was just some random dude on the internet using a fake pic who she felt the need to send nasties to for God knows whatever reason).
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and you know all about creating shite threads..
AltisticRight said:
So like every lefty whore, she craves for Nazi dick.
Gross. Thot.
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checks out.

also didn't her discord leak recently?
regardless im shocked it didn't happen sooner..
 
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Will I get banned from Internet Famous for thirstposting like I did in the Beauty Parlor if I say her body is pretty great?

I mean, she's an awful person. I would never follow her on Twitter. But I might smash!

Inquisitor_BadAss said:
Considering she Joked with Ashley Coffin about wanting to bang the Qanon guy from the capital raid I don’t know why anybody would be surprised by this. She even mentioned trying to convince Greg to dress in a Hugo boss uniform.

She may present as a progressive but she totally has a fascist fetish.
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All progressive authoritarians want to be fascists... just as long as they get to redefine the term like they redefine everything else.
 
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So I apologize if I missed an answer to this somewhere and I'm being redundant, but every time I encounter Shoe I have one question...we know this bitch is a fucking trainwreck, but do we know why this bitch is a fucking trainwreck? Were her parents ridiculously controlling growing up or something? Is that why she doesn't move out and seems to have such a desperate need for some man to tell her how to live and what opinions to have, because despite her e-thot earnings her parents hovered so much she doesn't know how to live without someone lording over her? She definitely fits that archetype, plus she has an actual fetish for essentially pretending her boyfriend is her dad and she's a little girl. There's some fairly bold subtext there.

If that's the case then I couldn't ever see her actually settling down with one of her simps, because she wants a partner who's going to basically function as her parent. Problem is men don't want to have to care for their partner like they're a child; that shit's exhausting, and June, if you're actually reading this thread let me ask: what do you even bring to the table to warrant that kind of dedication? You clearly don't clean, I really doubt you cook, you don't have any interesting passions or hobbies, you want to be the child rather than giving a man children, you have no principles except those which are dictated to you, if all they want is control and sex they aren't going to go for some 30+ year old who needs makeup and filters to be presentable...why the fuck do you think a man would ever want to date you then, just because you exist? Stop expecting men to save you from yourself, develop an actual personality and sense of independence or I can guarantee you with almost 100% certainty your worst fears are going to come true and you're going to wind up dying completely alone.

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Will I get banned from Internet Famous for thirstposting like I did in the Beauty Parlor if I say her body is pretty great?
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I don't think so, but people will probably tell you you're dumb and should just go jerk off or something rather than posting to tell everyone what gets you hard.
 
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