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[Rotollo]

AMC has a new lease on life thanks to the stock market frenzy

So AMC is using the increase in its stock value to pay off debt. I wonder how this will effect the price?

Till they divert all the money to the new AMC PLUS (TM) streaming service

Wrong theme. Its Friday, so the thread theme should be

yakuzas will be bustin down on Melvin Capital's doors and saying
"kane wa doko da?!!"

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Spoiler: The short seller's Japanese nightmare

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

here is what happened. deepfuckingvalue was probably paid out by some dude at GameStop.

DFV propped up GameStop with the help of WSB over time, even creating a website to justify his position.

Executives at GameStop realized they are all gonna have to suck dick if the short position keeps suppressing the GME value and also the company sucks, btw.

DFV and GameStop coordinate a ponzi scheme to pump up the stock value and it worked beyond their wildest dreams.

Y'all got fuking played by Wallstreet.

Nigga how much speculation you need to make this make sense is insane.

 

[SheerHeartAttack]

"What of the consequences?"
Nigga they want you to live in a pod and eat bugs anyway. Might as well fuck with them anyway you can.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

They should just rebrand as a drive in.

You might not be wrong. I think it's obvious that theatres as we know them are done for, they need to find some way to make going to the theatre worth it.

 

[Cum]

here is what happened. deepfuckingvalue was probably paid out by some dude at GameStop.

DFV propped up GameStop with the help of WSB over time, even creating a website to justify his position.

Executives at GameStop realized they are all gonna have to suck dick if the short position keeps suppressing the GME value and also the company sucks, btw.

DFV and GameStop coordinate a ponzi scheme to pump up the stock value and it worked beyond their wildest dreams.

Y'all got fuking played by Wallstreet.

Oh, sure, let's just mastermind an unprecedented phenomena in the retail stockholder's market, no sweat.

 

[helloworld.exe]

Y'all got fuking played by Wallstreet.

Melvin really played all of us like a damn fiddle, huh?

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

i am prepping my short position to bring down the price of GME.

next week, I will be a billionaire.

 

[AnotherPleb]

You might not be wrong. I think it's obvious that theatres as we know them are done for, they need to find some way to make going to the theatre worth it.

Drive-ins were also comfy as hell, so I'd love seeing them make a comeback.

 

[Exbein]

I just wish all you fags would get back to posting memes and clips of crying (((hedgies))), already.

we can do that.
here's some hedgie crying about (((they))) have to pay taxes

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

here is what happened. deepfuckingvalue was probably paid out by some dude at GameStop.

DFV propped up GameStop with the help of WSB over time, even creating a website to justify his position.

Executives at GameStop realized they are all gonna have to suck dick if the short position keeps suppressing the GME value and also the company sucks, btw.

DFV and GameStop coordinate a ponzi scheme to pump up the stock value and it worked beyond their wildest dreams.

Y'all got fuking played by Wallstreet.

Nice fanfic, I especially liked the bolded part- does your ogrish ass even know what a Ponzi scheme is?
Please post your AO3 so I can subscribe.

Nigga how much speculation you need to make this make sense is insane.

Not even speculation is enough, this isn't even how a Ponzi Scheme works, the shorting is closer to a Ponzi scheme than any of this. Fatso probably panic-sold during the dip and is now overdosing on copium. Either that, or...

i am prepping my short position to bring down the price of GME.

next week, I will be a billionaire.

They're just an attention-whoring troll, disregard.

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

Nigga how much speculation you need to make this make sense is insane.

assuming it's not a larp (it's a larp) you'd be going crazy too if you just bet your house away

 

[Pee Cola]

So we are talking about 12k $/stock for the market to explode edit: (in the way that hedge-fund will get a good amount of debt Mr.FBI)?

It depends on how much of an impact a $23b hole will have in the overall market. Will other hedgies/banks carry the can? Or will money printer go BRRRRRR? Given that the whole market is capitalised to the tune of many trillions of dollars (the current market cap of NASDAQ is over $17T alone), a few billion doesn't seem that much of a big deal in context.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

You might not be wrong. I think it's obvious that theatres as we know them are done for, they need to find some way to make going to the theatre worth it.

Rebrand as a drive in, get Classic Movies on the cheap, do theme nights...sell absurdly good Burgers/Fries/Shakes for reasonable prices.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

Nice fanfic, I especially liked the bolded part- does your ogrish ass even know what a Ponzi scheme is?
Please post your AO3 so I can subscribe.


Not even speculation is enough, this isn't even how a Ponzi Scheme works, the shorting is closer to a Ponzi scheme than any of this. Fatso probably panic-sold during the dip and is now overdosing on copium. Either that, or...

They're just an attention-whoring troll, disregard.

plebs are getting fucked. raw.

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

Nice fanfic, I especially liked the bolded part- does your ogrish ass even know what a Ponzi scheme is?
Please post your AO3 so I can subscribe.


Not even speculation is enough, this isn't even how a Ponzi Scheme works, the shorting is closer to a Ponzi scheme than any of this. Fatso probably panic-sold during the dip and is now overdosing on copium. Either that, or...

They're just an attention-whoring troll, disregard.

Agreed anon, attention-whore inbound.

 

[Overly Serious]

Personally, I'd say just let what comes, come, and react to it at that time. It's just silly to demoralize oneself immediately following a victory.

Someone way up thread remarked that the scariest thing to those in power is people realizing the euphoria / ecstasy of fighting an enemy they despise. Or of feeling they have a cause worth fighting for.

And I think they're right because that is a very real part of the human psyche and I think it's a part most men in the West have let fall dormant or never ever really discovered. But once you do, it's addictive. It overcomes your fear or "oh, they'll call me a bad person" or "this might cost me money".

A significant number of people are experiencing that feeling right now - the feeling of actually striking back. And unlike Antifa idiots who get a cheap rush version of it by smashing some shop windows, these guys are actually striking where it hurts. And people are on their side.

Get the truth of what is happening out there as wide and as hard as you can. Get ahead of their attempts to create a narrative that it's the redditors who are "manipulating the market" and not the people who made a massive bet with other people's money and lost.

 

[Cum]

This is better than the doomposting, let's be honest.

 

[Bongocat]

They're just an attention-whoring troll, disregard.

I know. The pfp makes it funnier tho.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Rebrand as a drive in, get Classic Movies on the cheap, do theme nights...sell absurdly good Burgers/Fries/Shakes for reasonable prices.

I know my local theatre has a full bar in the lobby so you can blasted before your movie.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

here is what happened. deepfuckingvalue was probably paid out by some dude at GameStop.

DFV propped up GameStop with the help of WSB over time, even creating a website to justify his position.

Executives at GameStop realized they are all gonna have to suck dick if the short position keeps suppressing the GME value and also the company sucks, btw.

DFV and GameStop coordinate a ponzi scheme to pump up the stock value and it worked beyond their wildest dreams.

Y'all got fuking played by Wallstreet.

Gamestop exec's were smart enough to come up with an unprecedented phenomenon but weren't smart enough to keep a used game store afloat while mom and pops been doing it for decades. Sounds legit