Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Doctor of Autism]

The thing is that HE thinks that this is what he's doing. Bob tends to assume that his side is all thinking exactly as he does and thus his voice speaks with the judgment of the collective. It's kind of funny to watch that break down in real time when he gets btfo'd and the dissonance kicks in.

Yeah that's the funny thing about Bob, unintentionally people ITT believe this about Bob too when really only Bob has these batshit stupid beliefs which only his sycophants support. I find it hilarious how most of the woke left twittersphere won't associate with Bob for his corporate dicksucking, facist beliefs, and his general behavior towards women which given Bob is essentially a misogynist (judging by the reasoning he decided to become a critic was to get girls and how he treats women on the right), Bob essentially is an amalgamation of someone everyone on the political spectrum can hate.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

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Well I'm not Jung and I don't play him on TV, but how many levels of projection do you need to be on to look at a bunch of spergs getting rich quick at the expense of the bean-counting sociopaths steering the ship, and see anime pedo titty girls? In blob's brain, economic terrorism for the sake of underage anime knockers is more plausible than people liking money and disliking getting screwed. Mi'lardy doth protest too much, methinks.

 

[Cantercoin]

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This is right here is why I stopped reading bob's tweets because half the time I can't tell what the fuck he's trying to say

 

[Tronathon242]

That said, Lindsay Ellis never killed him off.

That photo is still on his phone or computer or cloud or wherever he's stashed it. There's no way he easily deleted something he's spent many a night staring at ahile waxing the dolphin.

It's hard to imagine being a fat diabetic man on the chopping line for cancel culture vultures and being smug.

Dude is one tweet from an ex-highschool classmate sharing a story about him being grabby or a co-worker telling an embarrassing story and he's done.

He thinks that his efforts of modifying his language and bashing whites day in and day out are ingratiating him with them. He thinks the beast won't come for him. Poor fat fool. However, I don't think a #MeToo story with him will be his undoing. If there was something, it would have come out by now. He'll slip up language wise or attack someone who's part of a newly produced minority class that he was unaware of and get yeeted off Twitter for "hate speech" at warpspeed.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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I really am flabbergasted how Bob dicksucks the elites of society and acts like they are the unfair victims at the hands of perverted gamers who only care about anime tiddies. This is as fucking stupid as his conspiracy theory that Gamergate was a right wing operation to prevent Hillary Clinton from becoming president.

 

[Zombie Dealership]

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Reach a little further Bob, I'm sure you'll get back to reality one day after we hit total entropy. Haysus Christo.

Yeah that's the funny thing about Bob, unintentionally people ITT believe this about Bob too when really only Bob has these batshit stupid beliefs which only his sycophants support. I find it hilarious how most of the woke left twittersphere won't associate with Bob for his corporate dicksucking, facist beliefs, and his general behavior towards women which given Bob is essentially a misogynist (judging by the reasoning he decided to become a critic was to get girls and how he treats women on the right), Bob essentially is an amalgamation of someone everyone on the political spectrum can hate.

Bob' doesn't understand anything he spouts off about. He wants a future paradise that even his own side would find dystopian, he assumes the worst about everyone even when they're doing good in a world where that's rarer than diamonds, and his own delusions about himself are so thick that they could survive in a black hole. I genuinely don't know how one gets to be so broken inside that everything good or bad in the world is seen as a net negative without one committing un-life but here he is big as life, and twice as fascist.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

He thinks that his efforts of modifying his language and bashing whites day in and day out are ingratiating him with them. He thinks the beast won't come for him. Poor fat fool. However, I don't think a #MeToo story with him will be his undoing. If there was something, it would have come out by now. He'll slip up language wise or attack someone who's part of a newly produced minority class that he was unaware of and get yeeted off Twitter for "hate speech" at warpspeed.

That said, it would be very easy for someone to manufacture some #MeToo clout by throwing Blob a bone and archiving him as he chokes himself on it.

I really am flabbergasted how Bob dicksucks the elites of society and acts like they are the unfair victims at the hands of perverted gamers who only care about anime tiddies. This is as fucking stupid as his conspiracy theory that Gamergate was a right wing operation to prevent Hillary Clinton from becoming president.

He'll gladly be a pawn for people on the Epstein ledger, and do the legwork of a pedophilic cabal in attacking the alt-right pedo gamers who dare consoom Japanese product that isn't woven with his idelogocial coom, or use the economic mechanisms the way the pedophilic cabal uses them. A frog jumping out of a pot because you made it too hot too quick has more self awareness than Bob Chipman.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

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Bob, you have spent the past two years perving over and fetishising flesh and blood women. Sit your arse down and stop projecting your insecurities onto others.

This is right here is why I stopped reading bob's tweets because half the time I can't tell what the fuck he's trying to say

He's saying that all the r/WSB spergs have anime waifus.

That photo is still on his phone or computer or cloud or wherever he's stashed it. There's no way he easily deleted something he's spent many a night staring at ahile waxing the dolphin.

Indeed. If you actually look at the picture you can see that he's very obviously fantasising about Ellis when it's being taken.

He thinks that his efforts of modifying his language and bashing whites day in and day out are ingratiating him with them. He thinks the beast won't come for him. Poor fat fool.

Useful idiots always get thrown under the bus by revolutionaries.

This is one of the few things Jack Chick was right about although he still managed to blame it on the Catholic Church somehow.

He'll gladly be a pawn for people on the Epstein ledger, and do the legwork of a pedophilic cabal in attacking the alt-right pedo gamers who dare consoom Japanese product that isn't woven with his idelogocial coom

It's weird, because Bob wants to be the elites' servant. Normally people dream about being in charge, but Bob wants to be bossed around by a Superior Future government of either AI or neoliberal elitists.

 

[Nobue]

That's all the German I know, so...

If you're from Berlin, it would be:

Een Bier...ik bin Berliner

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

If you're from Berlin, it would be:

Een Bier...ik bin Berliner

Danke schön.

 

[Totally Awesome]

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This is right here is why I stopped reading bob's tweets because half the time I can't tell what the fuck he's trying to say

Bob is the master of taking one topic, completely changing the topic, and acting smug like he owned everybody. Fucking amazing.

 

[Adamska]

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Billy-Bob the manchild so mentally goddamn retarded he thinks and tries to equate a bunch of trolls kicking the richman down via WallStreetBets to his imaginary high school enemies who he of course thinks would play PS5 games...

Even though he proves he's so out of touch they'd more likely play on the Switch or Xbone, because those games aren't censored unlike the PS5's version. He's so moronic he can't even pin them to the RIGHT system because he's that idiotic and uneducated if he isn't trawling Wikipedia to pretend he's not an angry smoothbrain and is in fact smart.

It's telling he's supporting the hedge fund billionaires in this argument. There's a reason he gets shat on by the left he keeps trying to crawl to to be their toadie.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

If you're from Berlin, it would be:

Een Bier...ik bin Berliner

Next level: Speaking Bavarian.

 

[Fictional Character]

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We get it, Robert. You are not attracted to women with developed secondary sexual characteristics,

 

[Nobue]

Next level: Speaking Bavarian.

A Bier, bitt...ich ben Balina.

Is that right?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

We get it, Robert. You are not attracted to women with developed secondary sexual characteristics,

But it's ART and if you disagree you're part of a 4chan QAnon psyop

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

A Bier, bitt...ich ben Balina.

Is that right?

I mecht a hoibe, bitt'sche....I bi aba koa Breiß.

 

[Quixotic Man]

So does Bob believe that only Nazis like anime tiddies or something?

How can a guy that makes Red Hot Riding Hood style wolf faces over Chinese silicone be so mad at cartoon boobs? Were his high school bullies part of the anime club or something?

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

It's weird, because Bob wants to be the elites' servant. Normally people dream about being in charge, but Bob wants to be bossed around by a Superior Future government of either AI or neoliberal elitists.

No wonder. Bob is the NPC supreme. Everyone pushing for neofeudalism would love to have armies of Moviebobs. Someone who is willing and eager to be treated like a neutered lamb but ready to lash out at anyone that is even the most minute threat to the status quo.

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tbh i will be down to wreck wall street suckers even for anime tiddies. There are far more righteous causes but i'm down for that as long as they get what they deserve. But hey, it's not that he cannot even graps the situation anyways, even if it's something good for a change.

So does Bob believe that only Nazis like anime tiddies or something?

A lot of lefties believe that all Nazis like anime because animes like Jin-Roh, The saga of Tanya the Evil and Angel Cop exist win which communists and revolutionaries are the worse of both evils and get crushed to a bloody pulp while fascists and the law are the objectively better guys.

That and because a lot of anime chicks are heavily sexualized and it's clear that the nazis are misogynistic and they hate women so much they lust over anime tiddies.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

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So the chronically un/underemployed people who say they want money, who broke the bank to get money, and (if rumors are to be believed) may have permanently changed how the Wall Street casino works in the process... actually just want anime tiddies and don't care about money.

Big, if true. (Spoiler: It's not true.)