/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

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TerribleIdeas™ said:
It's even worse, and I've only read as far as the table of contents -
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Any way you can't download it and pop it into a post? Doesn't play for me.


Someone else already mentioned how stupid an idea it is to be a destructive retard, trashing your own shit, but let me reiterate that exact point - behaving like terrorists and joggers, chimping out and wrecking your own shit, so the gov't can tax you to rebuild it is fucking retarded.



Wait, isn't Gasparino is the guy that @Slick Willy mentioned in his writeup about the main players in this whole shitshow? He's the guy that's been constantly sucking off (((Cohen and Company))), running defense for S.A.C/Point72 and the various subsidiaries, and going so hard that he puts any professional mattress actress to shame. The guy must have stock in chapstick, lotion, and throat spray, the way he chokes down on (((Cohen))), and tries to spin for the guy.
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xXPurple_ShrekXx said:
The friday squeeze didn't happen and the monday squeeze is cope. The hedgefunds are getting their money back and at worst will get bailed out by other hedgefunds or the government. At this point I just want to see reddit cry again. Like that one time WSB had a suicide hotline as their pinned post.
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GME performed well above expectations on friday, are you saying "nothing happened" because hedgefunds weren't completely cleaned out? I have my doubts for monday but simply the fact that they closed as high as they did on friday means they have a great opportunity here.

Your described worst case scenario could cause a monumental shift in power balances and have ripple effects in politics for the rest of Biden's term. Don't act like a Wall Street bailout after this isn't a big deal.
 
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draggs said:
Of course Drompfh will run again he has 3/4 of Republican voters attached to his balls and if you think that's gonna change you're a very silly individual. He has a ready made line if people are still angry at Wall Street, "I got these guys to give me lots of money then fucked them over for 40 years," and they will chomp on that bait hard enough to get him the nomination at least. Anyone wants to bring up how awful his 4 years were he'll call them a lying faggot and say yeah the last 4 years have been so great havent they and people will chomp on that bait just as hard.

The only way he is gone in 2024 is if he is dead. He'll run from a jail cell if that's where he is. Maybe some hedgie sacrificial lamb will be in the next cell over and feed him hawt juicy details to get plebs all riled up.
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Trump could easily get alot of votes from this if the media really does go all in on this being a "Nazi Trumpist coup".
 
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HOMO FOR LIFE said:
We seek a hero in our lives. Role models. People who do extraordinary things. The current system took that away from us. People of the old are no longer important to us anymore. They are hindering "progress" as some would imagine.


Along comes wsb. They glorify those who risk it all and lose it all. They LOVE them because they do things no one can or wants to do. They risk their entire life savings or turn their measly $500 into $100000. Things of which are out of ordinary and these "heroes" who put the food where their mouth is.

They found the heroes and meanings they lacked on wsb. People who seemingly understand their lives are fucking worthless in the grand scheme of things and that they are just peons in the clockworks of the oligarchical machinations.

We live under the boot of the media, government and corporation.

And here comes the heroes who somehow make it and didn't have to beg for it. They made it through making decisions that are completely in opposite to what the society has told them to do...

Whether they win or not, it doesn't matter. We are all worthless anyway. Let's be worthless together.

I mean this is a nihilism at its most fundamental core. And they are right to assume it because whatever the fuck the current society is pedaling, it's all a fucking lie. Racism is a lie. Justice is a lie. SOCIAL JUSTICE is a lie. War is a lie. Politicians are a lie. American dream is a lie. College = fortune is a lie.

It's all a fucking lie.
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If life has no meaning, just kick the chair out already and let the rest of us get on with our lives. Once you decide to exist for existence's sake alone, like a beast of the field, you are no longer human. All these leeches think just like that. If everything's worthless, if nothing has any meaning, why not crush everyone else like ants? Why not sell your own mother up the river for a nickel?
 
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xXPurple_ShrekXx said:
The friday squeeze didn't happen and the monday squeeze is cope. The hedgefunds are getting their money back and at worst will get bailed out by other hedgefunds or the government. At this point I just want to see reddit cry again. Like that one time WSB had a suicide hotline as their pinned post.
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All these newfags to WSB have no idea what they're getting into. I unironically think that people there are sexually excited by the thought of losing money.
 
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There is no time to be lost. BATTLE BULLIES!

Sperg Marines - today, the enemy is at our broker. We know our duty, and we will HODL it. We fight for our honor as GME Shareholders, as Sperg Marines ... and we fight in the name of the Tendies!
And if we crash this day, we crash in glory. We lose heroes' losses... but we shall not crash. No! It is the enemy who will taste pink and bankruptcy. As you know...

Most of our Battle Bullies are stationed on the moon, prepared to deep stonk. Our position has been prepared in the event that our enemies should be so weak-handed and so faggy. We have placed numerous bets, allowing for multiple, simultaneous, and devastating defensive deep stonks.

The Codex Autismus names this maneuver Steel Gains. We will descend upon the foe, we will overwhelm them ... we will leave none solvent. Meanwhile, our AMC shares will ensure the full defense of our basements.

We are the Sperg Marines! We are the Tendies' fureh!
 
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LemmeSee said:
All these newfags to WSB have no idea what they're getting into. I unironically think that people there are sexually excited by the thought of losing money.
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I guess you're unaware of the parasocial relationships between ethots and paypigs, which is only marginally less humiliating than just going to a findom?
 
HOMO FOR LIFE said:
We seek a hero in our lives. Role models. People who do extraordinary things. The current system took that away from us. People of the old are no longer important to us anymore. They are hindering "progress" as some would imagine.
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That brings something to mind. We've been talking about how Huxley was more prophetic than Orwell, but if you feel like consooming a bit of media, something else you may want to check out is the movie Rollerball.

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It's about a world where meaning has been systematically purged from people's lives, but stubbornly manages to reassert itself. Watching the reaction to WSB I can imagine all the shitposters chanting "Jonathan! Jonathan! Jonathan!" The movie even takes place in 2018! Just a few years early.
 
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