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investing on this comment stock, just in case
 
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Shakka Ahmose said:
There is none and the "it's to send a message" got very cringy afterwards. I'm fine since I invested in the double digits but whoever got on around $200 or so might get screwed. Will sell a majority of my stock and see what happens from the little that will be left behind.
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You would think that the price couldn't crash until the Hedges cover because they'll have to buy back whatever is sold but I don't know how any of this works.

Dyn said:
You say that like none of the people who flush their life savings away on this are going to google 'how to make a bomb' afterwards.
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Uh, I think you've forgotten about that 2K stimulus check partner.
 
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FrankyKismyFP said:
Yes, and notice how they keep trying to re-package being laid off with no wage as if it will be a "positive" thing. They want to brainwash people into accepting unstable work and unstable income streams, keeping people constantly mobile and incapable of "growing roots" in any particular geographic area or community. They want to make it sound like giving someone a cheap lap top and some fake corporate advice will somehow magically pay one's rent and cover their medical benefits. You know IF they offer "healthcare insurance for a year", it will be top dollar expensive COBRA like most people are already offered when they're laid off or leave a company.

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Keep in mind, they have to keep it all big business-friendly, so there will be considerable acquiescences made for them. Countries still have to agree to implement them, and most countries' governing parties have questionable ties to big business either through political donations, connections, and other means. Big business still pulls the strings for government action industrial relations.
 
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theshitposter said:
Twitter comments are glorious. Crypto scams, shills, fake accounts, shady links everywhere

I have been shouting this for 2 days. You don't have to be finance guys to smell basic scams. I'm still warning the NOK fags. That investment has no sane basis
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Dumb money gonna dumb money. Same thing for those investing in NOK/AMC. BB I can maybe see as a long term traditional hold. I made a few hundred pumping and dumping DOGE thursday night when it hit 7 cents but anyone with any kind of familiarity with crpyto knew that DOGE had no fundamentals. Still, it gets people to dip their toes into crypto which is good theoretically - as long as they aren't retarded and get burned hard by it.
 
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So I've been trying to sign up with Webull. I'm too late to get in on teh memez but at my age maybe I really should start getting into ETFs and such, and of course Robinhood has lost all credibility. Throughout the process I started getting the notion that Webull was not a product of native English speakers due to odd word choice and occasional bad punctuation throughout the site.

What capped it is when they sent me an email prompting me to "Download our APP." Motherfuck, they're Chinese! "APP" all in capitals is a Chinese thing and they even pronounce it as "A-P-P" with the letters spelled out in English. A quick visit to the Wikipedia page confirms it:

In 2017, Webull was founded as a Chinese-owned enterprise by Wang Anquan, a former employee of Alibaba Group.
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So congrats, Robinhood. Your asshattery is going to result in a bunch of profits going to the repressive Chinese instead of Silicon Valley. If you have to fire one of your striped-sock-wearing, pronouns-in-the-bio programmers because of this, that transphobia is on your hands. I'm going to make a wild guess that Webull will not hire them…
 
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