/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

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The friday squeeze didn't happen and the monday squeeze is cope. The hedgefunds are getting their money back and at worst will get bailed out by other hedgefunds or the government. At this point I just want to see reddit cry again. Like that one time WSB had a suicide hotline as their pinned post.
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You know you're allowed to have fun sometimes, right?

And really, all this doomer shit is just as much cope as anything else is, and that's coming from someone who's philosophy is Antinatalism.
 
It's even worse, and I've only read as far as the table of contents -
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Yes, and notice how they keep trying to re-package being laid off with no wage as if it will be a "positive" thing. They want to brainwash people into accepting unstable work and unstable income streams, keeping people constantly mobile and incapable of "growing roots" in any particular geographic area or community. They want to make it sound like giving someone a cheap lap top and some fake corporate advice will somehow magically pay one's rent and cover their medical benefits. You know IF they offer "healthcare insurance for a year", it will be top dollar expensive COBRA like most people are already offered when they're laid off or leave a company.

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Guys will this be another Q larp? I keep hearing hold longer than Monday now.
Someone's going to be left holding the bag on this and deep down we all know that, no matter how much we might wish otherwise, it's not going to be the bankers. If you haven't sold yet, it's probably too late. The weekend is giving people time to reconsider their positions without the dopamine hit of the numbers going up and they're realizing that if they get out before everyone else they can keep their winnings.

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#1 way to get the FBI to 100000% ignore your gay Twitter drama: tag them in fucking everything. Did he never hear "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" growing up?
Someone's going to be left holding the bag on this and deep down we all know that, no matter how much we might wish otherwise, it's not going to be the bankers. If you haven't sold yet, it's probably too late. The weekend is giving people to reconsider their positions without the dopamine hit of the numbers going up and they're realizing that if they get out before everyone else they can keep their winnings.
Melvin's already lost. Holding past Monday is a sheer spite move, but they still bleed all over the floor even if 95% of everyone sells if I understand the economics right.
 
Dogecoin got a picture on drudge yesterday

Any fad that gets a picture on drudge you know it's over
Drudge still exists??
Anyway, anyone buying dogecoin who isn’t planning to get out this week is dumb. Obvious pump and dump in a way shares tied to a real company can’t be.
Someone's going to be left holding the bag on this and deep down we all know that, no matter how much we might wish otherwise, it's not going to be the bankers. If you haven't sold yet, it's probably too late. The weekend is giving people time to reconsider their positions without the dopamine hit of the numbers going up and they're realizing that if they get out before everyone else they can keep their winnings.

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I haven’t sold yet and I feel fine, but also, my average share price is 41. I’m planning on selling a little on Monday to cover my investment. The people who bought at 250+, though? Not gonna be good.
 
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