/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Leonard Helplessness]

I'm really questioning whether the redditards have an exit strategy, considering they just keep saying HOLD like they're going to hold forever. They have to sell eventually if the HFs are going to cover their shorts, so what's the signal to sell?

The biggest reason to say HOLD is to keep the price shored up while you sell.

 

[JohnDoe]

So congrats, Robinhood. Your asshattery is going to result in a bunch of profits going to the repressive Chinese instead of Silicon Valley.

The money ends up in Pooh's pocket regardless. Who do you think owns Silicon Valley?

 

[Orange Rhymer]

I'm really questioning whether the redditards have an exit strategy, considering they just keep saying HOLD like they're going to hold forever. They have to sell eventually if the HFs are going to cover their shorts, so what's the signal to sell?

I'm looking forward to see the Redditors at the Gamestop board meeting.
Waifu pillows, neckbeards, fedoras, and katanas.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Apparently Biden's admin is openly talking about just undoing everyone's purchases of GME stock -- literally restoring the market to an earlier state. Madness, if true.

I doubt it is, but if they did I would laugh my ass off at all of the resulting salt from bitches who voted for him.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

If they just bought some physical Silver, they could have helped free the market AND retain their purchasing power with true money.

Nigga join the silver gang.

$AG

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Every time it gets close to $400 they try a bold an new innovative way of fucking with the market to keep it down. Latest was restricting purchases of GMC to a single share a day. With them being quick to point out this is for ALL their customers, not just the retail customers. (99.99% of their customer base.)

It's sounding like all the funds are still right and proper screwed. We'll see what they can do with a weekend to think about it. Apparently Biden's admin is openly talking about just undoing everyone's purchases of GME stock -- literally restoring the market to an earlier state. Madness, if true.

If they undid the purchases of GME of foreign nationals, that would be a pretty big deal.

 

[Pixy]

THAT'S RIGHT, JOE BIDEN

Hillary won the popular vote! She even has blonde hair and blue eyes, too!

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

If they undid the purchases of GME of foreign nationals, that would be a pretty big deal.

Kind of dumb tho. It's like free money for the govt if they do make the money or lose money. Either way great thing.

 

[LemmeSee]

So I've been trying to sign up with Webull. I'm too late to get in on teh memez but at my age maybe I really should start getting into ETFs and such, and of course Robinhood has lost all credibility. Throughout the process I started getting the notion that Webull was not a product of native English speakers due to odd word choice and occasional bad punctuation throughout the site.

What capped it is when they sent me an email prompting me to "Download our APP." Motherfuck, they're Chinese! "APP" all in capitals is a Chinese thing and they even pronounce it as "A-P-P" with the letters spelled out in English. A quick visit to the Wikipedia page confirms it:



So congrats, Robinhood. Your asshattery is going to result in a bunch of profits going to the repressive Chinese instead of Silicon Valley. If you have to fire one of your striped-sock-wearing, pronouns-in-the-bio programmers because of this, that transphobia is on your hands. I'm going to make a wild guess that Webull will not hire them…

WeBull restricted trading as well I'm pretty sure. Try Fidelity or Ameritrade. Here's a list of the ones that didnt restrict or otherwise get sketchy:

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Edit: Actually I might have confused them with etoro. idk

 

[D_Tractor]

 

[Homer Simpson]

Its really sad and whats worse is how many people still can't see through the bullshit and understand whats going on. They still don't get how politicians get rich and how in the majority are with the banks and wall street. They still don't see how the media works to cover for anything they need.

It's cause they don't want to. I had a friend who was like that. He asked me to prove a point I was saying about obama, so I found an article from before 2016 to make sure trump had nothing to do with it, and he just dismissed it, because he didn't trust that one website. They are willfully ignorant and think that those they agree with are their friends. Even when you point out they aren't.

 

[world of shit]

So I've been trying to sign up with Webull. I'm too late to get in on teh memez but at my age maybe I really should start getting into ETFs and such, and of course Robinhood has lost all credibility. Throughout the process I started getting the notion that Webull was not a product of native English speakers due to odd word choice and occasional bad punctuation throughout the site.

What capped it is when they sent me an email prompting me to "Download our APP." Motherfuck, they're Chinese! "APP" all in capitals is a Chinese thing and they even pronounce it as "A-P-P" with the letters spelled out in English. A quick visit to the Wikipedia page confirms it:



So congrats, Robinhood. Your asshattery is going to result in a bunch of profits going to the repressive Chinese instead of Silicon Valley. If you have to fire one of your striped-sock-wearing, pronouns-in-the-bio programmers because of this, that transphobia is on your hands. I'm going to make a wild guess that Webull will not hire them…

If you're serious about ETFs, Index Funds, and all that. Go with a respectable legit company like Fidelity, or Vanguard.
Vanguard are the 'slow but steady increase' people. They'll take good care of you. For me, it's the 80/20 rule for investments. Take all the money you want to invest: 80 goes into the big safe shit, 20 goes into the fun YOLO stuff. Only difference for me is I go 50% cryto, 35% safe shit, 15% YOLO shit.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

If they undid the purchases of GME of foreign nationals, that would be a pretty big deal.

Nobody's talking about doing this, if they did they would pay out more in lawsuits later than they would now.

Besides there are financial institutions that are poised to make bank on this short squeeze.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Nobody's talking about doing this, if they did they would pay out more in lawsuits later than they would now.

Besides there are financial institutions that are poised to make bank on this short squeeze.

The latter is why I think this is going to happen bigly. The financial institutions who are the actual ones who own most GME also like tendies. Also, take out some of the competition.

 

[Least Concern]

WeBull restricted trading as well I'm pretty sure. Try Fidelity or Ameritrade. Here's a list of the ones that didnt restrict or otherwise get sketchy:

https://archive.md/erwCw

Edit: Actually I might have confused them with etoro. idk

They did briefly restrict trading in GME, yes, apparently because their closing house made them do it, but they opened it back up as soon as they could and haven't done the forced sell-offs that Robinhood did. So they're not perfect but still a hell of a lot less sketchy, at least so far, if you don't mind funding the Chinese (which, let's be honest, we all do in our everyday purchases anyway).

If you're serious about ETFs, Index Funds, and all that. Go with a respectable legit company like Fidelity, or Vanguard.
Vanguard are the 'slow but steady increase' people. They'll take good care of you. For me, it's the 80/20 rule for investments. Take all the money you want to invest: 80 goes into the big safe shit, 20 goes into the fun YOLO stuff. Only difference for me is I go 50% cryto, 35% safe shit, 10% YOLO shit.

Thanks for the Not Financial Advice. I'll look into them too. Do they also have no fees for placing orders? The impression I got was that that's only the case if you buy into their own funds, so you still have to pay up for just buying general stocks, in which case maybe I'll use them for the ETFs and Webull for the YOLO.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Nobody's talking about doing this, if they did they would pay out more in lawsuits later than they would now.

Besides there are financial institutions that are poised to make bank on this short squeeze.

What lawsuits? Nobody will have any latches, hinges or standings.

 

[knobslobbin]

You got it:
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Be careful with this one since it's rare enough to be digital gold. Can't find an mp4 of this anywhere, and I did my best to edit the audio in sync while also putting in the uncensored ending of the interview, too.

Weird Cramer is a bit more honest in this one:

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

Taco Man with the news about Creepy Uncle Joe:

 

[Disheveled Human]

I think Koss is gonna be the second GME stock.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

I'm unironically holding my 50 shares until 2022. Fuck the hedgies I think it has good fundamentals that will showcase themselves next year.

Would it be fair to say that you

Like the stock

?