/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[JohnDoe]

What's the best burner phone model (in terms of ease to buy & activate/cost/security)?

Whatever is cheap and doesn't have a touchscreen, and is available for cash at the smallest store with few cameras and no data retention. Don't forget to leave your normal phone at home when you drive to the store.

Keep the burner phone off and with the battery out inside a faraday bag whenever not in use and never use it in a place you normally go or around your normal phone.

Cycle through your burner phones periodically.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

I haven't seen this posted, but this is pretty informative of the situation and what Wall Street wants the government to do now (adding interest rates)

Spoiler: Archive

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Based Black Man.
Get Tyson off popular media. Fuck Black Science Man.

"WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR THESIS!"
Black Economic Man FOREVER.

 

[LMFAOForgotPw]

Whatever is cheap and doesn't have a touchscreen, and is available for cash at the smallest store with few cameras and no data retention. Don't forget to leave your normal phone at home when you drive to the store.

Keep the burner phone off and with the battery out inside a faraday bag whenever not in use and never use it in a place you normally go or around your normal phone.

Cycle through your burner phones periodically.

any store that offers jailbreaking and has like 8 different cell carriers you’ve never seen advertised is a good place. They’ll have security cameras, but you want the ones that only have 30-60min loops for if they get robbed.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

All these newfags to WSB have no idea what they're getting into. I unironically think that people there are sexually excited by the thought of losing money.

TBH - They take some EPIC losses, REGULARLY.
However, they won this one. On every front. The money is of absolutely zero importance this time.
We all hate Redditors- of all flavors, but give them the 'W' that they earned.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

All these newfags to WSB have no idea what they're getting into. I unironically think that people there are sexually excited by the thought of losing money.

WSB has won. If your enemy has to blantantly change the rules, prevent you from playing at all and probably even break the law it means you won no matter the outcome.

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

TBH - They take some EPIC losses, REGULARLY.
However, they won this one. On every front. The money is of absolutely zero importance this time.
We all hate Redditors- of all flavors, but give them the 'W' that they earned.

They do take losses, only a select few actually gain anything.

The Newfags are going to be so pissed when they find out what the board is usually up to.

 

[EyelessMC]

Any way you can't download it and pop it into a post? Doesn't play for me.

You got it:

JOHN STEWART VS JIM "MAD MONEY" CRAMER ('08 Housing Crisis, Wall Street, Short Selling)

Be careful with this one since it's rare enough to be digital gold. Can't find an mp4 of this anywhere, and I did my best to edit the audio in sync while also putting in the uncensored ending of the interview, too.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

I'm really questioning whether the redditards have an exit strategy, considering they just keep saying HOLD like they're going to hold forever. They have to sell eventually if the HFs are going to cover their shorts, so what's the signal to sell?

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

>inb4 his "wife" tweets from his account to say you gave him a seizure

I hedge my bet on 'i got haxxed'

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

I'm really questioning whether the redditards have an exit strategy, considering they just keep saying HOLD like they're going to hold forever. They have to sell eventually if the HFs are going to cover their shorts, so what's the signal to sell?

There isn't one, and that is the beauty of it.

Watch both Wall St. and WSB crash and burn.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

They do take losses, only a select few actually gain anything.

The Newfags are going to be so pissed when they find out what the board is usually up to.

Labeling it the "Reddit Rebellion" ( against Wall Street ) is a double edged sword. On the one hand it allows them to pretend it has something to do with muh Trump, muh Capitol hill insurrection but it also attracts anyone with an axe to grind with the financial establishment i.e. anyone who isn't part of the (((club)))

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

I'm really questioning whether the redditards have an exit strategy, considering they just keep saying HOLD like they're going to hold forever. They have to sell eventually if the HFs are going to cover their shorts, so what's the signal to sell?

People who are pushing hold are the ones selling. Kind of amazed dfv hasn't sold. He is either super fucking autistic, doesn't need the money, or faking his screenshot.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

They do take losses, only a select few actually gain anything.

The Newfags are going to be so pissed when they find out what the board is usually up to.

WSB openly admits that they are a gambling forum and not an investing forum.

They point people to other reddits if they want to actually invest sensibly.

People who are pushing hold are the ones selling. Kind of amazed dfv hasn't sold. He is either super fucking autistic, doesn't need the money, or faking his screenshot.

I don't think that many people have sold. If they had then the short positions would have gone down but apparently they haven't that much, GME is still 100+% shorted.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

I'm really questioning whether the redditards have an exit strategy, considering they just keep saying HOLD like they're going to hold forever. They have to sell eventually if the HFs are going to cover their shorts, so what's the signal to sell?

Hedge fund bankruptcy.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

WSB has won. If your enemy has to blantantly change the rules, prevent you from playing at all and probably even break the law it means you won no matter the outcome.

dumbass faggot
Thats like saying the HK protesters won because China banned the phrase "Free Hong Kong". You're on some "if you kill your enemies they win" levels of retardation

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

I'm really questioning whether the redditards have an exit strategy, considering they just keep saying HOLD like they're going to hold forever. They have to sell eventually if the HFs are going to cover their shorts, so what's the signal to sell?

There is none and the "it's to send a message" got very cringy afterwards. I'm fine since I invested in the double digits but whoever got on around $200 or so might get screwed. Will sell a majority of my stock and see what happens from the little that will be left behind.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

I'm really questioning whether the redditards have an exit strategy, considering they just keep saying HOLD like they're going to hold forever. They have to sell eventually if the HFs are going to cover their shorts, so what's the signal to sell?

"Back on December 22 he posted an account screenshot showing $3.4million. One user commented 'Seriously what is your exit strategy here', and he replied 'What's an exit strategy?'"

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

dumbass faggot
Thats like saying the HK protesters won because China banned the phrase "Free Hong Kong". You're on some "if you kill your enemies they win" levels of retardation

I think you're massively underestimating the sheer burning rage of people in this country.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

I think you're massively underestimating the sheer burning rage of people in this country.

Or they are just fucking bored.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

dumbass faggot
Thats like saying the HK protesters won because China banned the phrase "Free Hong Kong". You're on some "if you kill your enemies they win" levels of retardation

Calm down, this is as good as it's going to get so you might as well enjoy it