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[Souroti]

Contrapoints.

Contra is rich and even if he went broke theres bound to be chasers willing to put him up in return for sex

Who moves to the Tranch first? Who will get sucked into the Charybdis-like orbit of the Am Hole?

lou gagliardi, or potentially some rat king troon

 

[Law]

As much as I'd like that to happen, let's be real and say that the only reason Bruce Jenner got that treatment is because he was the first famous troon.

True. But it does seem that she-troons fade into obscurity almost immediately, while he-troons can always find someone to browbeat into paying attention to them. The buzzcuts don't save them from being ignored and overlooked. Chastity Bono had rich famous parents and trooned out way before Bruce Jenner did, but she got way less attention, coddling and praise (of course she still got some, but she never got "cover of Vanity Fair" levels of ass pats). I think people are just more subconsciously afraid of a hulking man chimping out at them ("It's Ma'am!") instead of a 5' 2" woman with her hair stuffed into a ball cap. So to the MtFs go the spoils, while no one gives a crap about the Aidens of the world.

I also think all celebrity troons eventually fade into obscurity because they creep people out.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

True. But it does seem that she-troons fade into obscurity almost immediately, while he-troons can always find someone to browbeat into paying attention to them. The buzzcuts don't save them from being ignored and overlooked. Chastity Bono had rich famous parents and trooned out way before Bruce Jenner did, but she got way less attention, coddling and praise (of course she still got some, but she never got "cover of Vanity Fair" levels of ass pats). I think people are just more subconsciously afraid of a hulking man chimping out at them ("It's Ma'am!") instead of a 5' 2" woman with her hair stuffed into a ball cap. So to the MtFs go the spoils, while no one gives a crap about the Aidens of the world.

I also think all celebrity troons eventually fade into obscurity because they creep people out.

Maybe so, but when Bono trooned out troonery wasn't considered as socially acceptable as it is now or was in 2015.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

lou gagliardi

A Lard Hole VS Am Hole showdown would be the showdown of the millenium, but come on. I mean how can you expect that poor immobile twanz womyn to move all the way to Colorado, to a place without a mini-fridge for his insulin vials?

 

[Souroti]

expect that poor immobile twanz womyn to move all the way to Colorado

begging for airplane money

to a place without a mini-fridge for his insulin vials?

Just gives him another reason to beg
"Help an obese trans woman buy a minifridge for "insulin"

Spoiler

mountain dew

and probably something about the "ebil transphobes"

Spoiler

power company

cutting off the tranch's power

 

[Cool Spot]

I can't see Big Louie moving at all from his bedroom full of iPads and cans of sugar-free tomato sauce.

 

[John Furrman]

something about the "ebil transphobes"

Spoiler

power company

cutting off the tranch's power

I see you just joined today so I'll be gentle. They're off the grid, newfriend. There is no power company servicing the Tranch.

 

[Cool Spot]

I see you just joined today so I'll be gentle. They're off the grid, newfriend. There is no power company servicing the Tranch.

The Tranch's energy source comes from the methane and other natural gasses that emit from the Amhole.

 

[Troonwhisperer]

What was the joke out of sheer interest?

If nobody answered yet: Ollie... sorry, Abigail made a joke about a news article that said something about "Trump's transition" (thsi was of course in reference to the transition of the administration, not Trumpf itself). Abigail made a joke that was like "Wow, I didn't know that the president transitioned! Congratulations!".

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The Tranch's energy source comes from the methane and other natural gasses that emit from the Amhole.

Kevin's fat is a biomass source in its own right.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Fixed that for you! The dude's axe wound is producing new strains of superbugs as we speak.

Has he been to Wuhan in the past year?

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Has he been to Wuhan in the past year?

Not since the last diaper incident, they don't let him in the building anymore. Now they come to him.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Now they come to him.

If I was a CCP spy, I'd rather go to an Uighur concentration camp than have to go within 10 feet of the amhole.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

If I was a CCP spy, I'd rather go to an Uighur concentration camp than have to go within 10 feet of the amhole.

He swabs the AmHole for weaponizable strains, or he donates his kidney to a more deserving citizen.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

He swabs the AmHole for weaponizable strains, or he donates his kidney to a more deserving citizen.

In that case, Xi, come and take my kidney.

 

[STN]

its like a slightly alternate timeline TJ.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

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EIGHTEEN NAKED KIWIS IN THE SHOWERS AT CHAD RANCH!
I’m in, where can I sign up?

 

[John Furrman]

Kevin's fat is a biomass source in its own right.

The oil that oozes forth from his crater-pores could be scraped from his skin and used to power the Tranch for a fortnight.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The oil that oozes forth from his crater-pores could be scraped from his skin and used to power the Tranch for a fortnight.

Whales were sources of oil so it follows that landwhales would be as well.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Whales were sources of oil so it follows that landwhales would be as well.

Ahh, but whales eat krill to produce such pure and clean-burning fuel. Trancher oil is made of Hot Pockets and AmHole drippings. You are what you eat, and there's no way they burn cleaner than a pit of broken electronics in village in the Congo.