Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[millais]

It wouldn't be a total loss if Shaner received prison time. His top two hobbies of railfanning and internet shitposting would be inaccessible for the duration of his stay behind bars, so he would have all the time in the world to finish writing his novel and then be able to self-publish it when he gets out. Shaner can even threaten to shit his pants and stink up the cell unless his cellmate agrees to be his editor and proofreader.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

There's a few ways in spelling Shaner.

The way you do it, "there's a few ways in spelling" every single word known to man.

It's just the rough draft. I'm still adding information to the story. Then it will get proof read. I have a friend who is an editor for a news paper, he's going to help me.

No. He's going to kill himself.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

preparing for this?

Yes. I have a lot of proof, from start to finish. I have enough proof in my files.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Aside from being able to own slaves, Leonard might want to live in the 1800s because the age of consent was typically around 12.

But what time in the 1800's? Because it took some time for trains to be invented and get much use. If Len were born into an era without his beloved trains, what would he have become a sperg about instead?

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

@millaisYou never answer my question. what is you're favorite WWII air plane?

 

[WireSponge]

Yes. I have a lot of proof, from start to finish. I have enough proof in my files.

Spoiler: Your Files

 

[millais]

But what time in the 1800's? Because it took some time for trains to be invented and get much use. If Len were born into an era without his beloved trains, what would he have become a sperg about instead?

Canals, if we are to glean anything from his novel. (His beloved Schuylkill Canal was put out of business by the railroads)

 

[AnOminous]

Yes. I have a lot of proof, from start to finish. I have enough proof in my files.

Better bone up on the Pennsylvania Rules of Evidence. I doubt the rambling Tard Files of an autistic mental defective meet any evidentiary standards worthy of the name.

 

[Kirby]

If it was the 1800's, Len would be in a mental ward right now with people flinging their shit at walls. The autism card didn't exist 200 years ago. You were either sane or insane.

He should be pretty thankful he is alive in present times, because this is pretty much the only time in history that someone with the mental issues of Len would be allowed to freely mingle with society and be given government benefits to support his dumb lifestyle.

 

[millais]

@millaisYou never answer my question. what is you're favorite WWII air plane?

Son, I flew in Korea. When the USAAF dropped the bomb on Hiroshima in '45, I hadn't even finished ground school. The only WWII era aircraft I've ever flown was the T-6 Texan during my primary air training, and I'm glad I never had to touch it again. After that I converted to jets with the T-33 advanced trainer and then on to Sabres just in time to fly with the 4th Fighter Interceptor Wing's 334th Fighter Interceptor Squadron out of Kimpo airfield when the Reds crossed the '38th parallel.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

Canals, if we are to glean anything from his novel. (His beloved Schuylkill Canal was put out of business by the railroads)

They all were nit wit.

Korea

That would make you 86 years old or more.

 

[millais]

They all were nit wit.

No railroad will ever put the Panama Canal out of business, smart guy.

Kanäle über alles

 

[mike schmidt's knee]

That would make you 86 years old or more.

Just like your former facebook alias Joseph Conrad, what a coincidence

 

[millais]

That would make you 86 years old or more.

That's right, son. You think I can't learn how to learn how to internet at the age of 85? Why John Glenn, my fellow Korean War aviation veteran, flew a space shuttle mission at the age of 76! Compared to that, it ain't exactly rocket science to familiarize myself with the Internet Explorer and AOL Online.

 

[Kirby]

That would make you 86 years old or more.

Why are you confronting a United States Veteran?

What have you ever done to protect this country Len? Have you ever served in any war? I didn't think so.

Shame on you. You're a disgrace to America.

 

[Tricksy Fuckin Hobbitses]

That would make you 86 years old or more.

Older folk aren't banned from the internet, you know.

 

[AnOminous]

If it was the 1800's, Len would be in a mental ward right now with people flinging their shit at walls. The autism card didn't exist 200 years ago. You were either sane or insane.

They did have village idiot types. He fits the bill. And if you couldn't afford an asylum you'd keep your nutbag relatives in an attic room or something. Which come to think of it, isn't too far from what his mom actually does. We're more enlightened now these days though and tards like Len are allowed out in public, at least until they fuck up, then they can go to jail with the other losers.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Son, I flew in Korea. When the USAAF dropped the bomb on Hiroshima in '45, I hadn't even finished ground school. The only WWII era aircraft I've ever flown was the T-6 Texan during my primary air training, and I'm glad I never had to touch it again. After that I converted to jets with the T-33 advanced trainer and then on to Sabres just in time to fly with the 4th Fighter Interceptor Wing's 334th Fighter Interceptor Squadron out of Kimpo airfield when the Reds crossed the '38th parallel.

You and your boys up for escorting me and @Soccer Hooligan in Fi-fi to drop some ordinance on @Schuylkill Valley ? We still need a bombardier too.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Here is the beginnings of the book I'm writing.

Captain John C. Werner and His Crew

Captain Werner is the captain of barge "Union Canal No. 231". He has worked in barge work for 35 years, starting with the Pennsylvania Canal out of Lewistown, PA. , He then moved to Bernville, PA. And started his life with the Union Canal. Captain Werner met his wife Marry Conrad at the Northkill Hotel she was a Kitchen helper. At age 23 she married John at age 34. They now have been married for a total of Ten years. They have Two Children a boy age 5 and a girl age 3. And one on its way.

Captain Werner and his crew set sail for Reading and then on down to Philadelphia via the Schuylkill Canal, this would be a 4 day travel. Captain Werner shoved off at Bern Wharf #10 at 5:00 AM. His Bowsman James W. O'Kelly age 23 and Mule Drive Willy Thomas, age 15 and a team of Three Mules. They were hauling 28 tons of grain [Corn] for Philadelphia to be shipped over to England. Captain Werner was at the tiller and Bowsman O'Kelly was watching the 80' tow line to make sure it was nice and tight, not to slack any for they would jerk the team and that wasn't good for them.
Because it could pull them off course. Driver Thomas was riding the shaft mule and Captain Werner yelled at him to get off that mule, "you're being paid to lead the team not to hitch a ride"! Captain Werner is a fare man, but he does have a temper at times, Now Bowsman O'Kelly was yelling at Willy to slow up the team that they were going to fast, we are suppose to go 4 mph not 6.
If a lock keeper catches us, we will get a fine, and we are getting close to lock # 37 and Keeper is Mathias Stout a mean cuss. I don't want to get him at that point. Then Captain Werner said and I agree, as he woke up, from his 2 minute nap.

So, our children's story involves a young jimmy and a young willy (both slang terms for penis) and a john (a slang term for an older homosexual who keeps younger men). The john is somehow united in wedlock with an illiterate mary (a slang term for a homosexual who takes the passive role in . . . well, you can imagine). While the mary stays at home, the jimmy, the willie and the john spend several days bending their every effort to navigating an enormous wooden phallic symbol through a canal. We can only pray that the shameless author does not intend to illustrate this cankerous, perverted and wicked book.

If this child pornography is ever published, the Legion of Decency will burn Mr. Shaner alive. And every God-fearing citizen on the Eastern Seaboard will attend their righteous auto-da-fé.

 

[millais]

Why are you confronting a United States Veteran?

What have you ever done to protect this country Len? Have you ever served in any war? I didn't think so.

Shame on you. You're a disgrace to America.

Eh, he was too young to serve in 'Nam. Besides, if he had been old enough to report to his local draft office, the psychological evaluators would've spotted him as a homosexual from a mile away and stamped his draft card with a big fat 4F and sent him back home to his folks.

And even if he had been shipped over to 'Nam, those Viet Cong jungle trackers would've been able to effortlessly pick up the scent of Lenny's crapped pants and ambush an entire squad of our boys in uniform. No need for a single drop of American blood to be spilled over that fat fucker.