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Seasoned News Reporter said:
So I have to ask, even despite the fact she is neurotic, what exactly is she trying to do here? Is she trying to find a man or what cause if that's the case wouldn't she have enough orbiters for her cream of the crop pick or something?
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She's running out of positions that will generate more clicks and attention that won't also nuke her simpbase so she's biding her time to see if anything pops up that she can continue the grift with.
 
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Seasoned News Reporter said:
So I have to ask, even despite the fact she is neurotic, what exactly is she trying to do here? Is she trying to find a man or what cause if that's the case wouldn't she have enough orbiters for her cream of the crop pick or something?
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It's looking like she needs a new bf and really hasn't been taking the breakup with greg well. Problem is,she wants a E-celeb bf instead of actually finding a dude that can provide for her and the family she wants. Why do you think she's been flirting with Vaush for awhile?
 
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Satan SoJoe said:
Look I don't want to be that retard but this is a shared Thread and the OP is just a single video with a Shoe Nude. I also don't want to read 500 pages.

What the fuck happened to Armoured skeptic? he is uploading paranormal stuff now? twitter account suspended? declining viewership? I didn't even know he broke up with Shoe, does anyone know why? any accepted theories or guesses? I though they were married or something cause of pic related.

Shoe is doing so much better in the internet famous department than Gregory, More Viewers, Suscribers, Patreons, not even in his own kiwifarms thread he is mentioned.
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They were never married, just engaged for years and to make it worse never even lived together, the closest they got was when she moved into an apartment that was closer to him. He spent the majority of the engagement thirst tweeting trannies after gaining a bunch of weight. He also ended up hating his own content and rebooted his channel to only doing stuff he wanted to do and seems generally much happier than he ever was with June.

The reason nobody really posts about him in his own shared thread is because the majority of the embarrassing shit he did (excluding tranny thirsting) was instigated by June randomly tweeting shit about their DDLG relationship. Without her acting like a beacon he's largely fallen under the radar completely.
 
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ExceptionallyExceptional said:
Gonna be honest here, I would fuck June, but I wouldn't date June. Not unless she could recenter herself and realize that social media is like goddamn cancer that has also contracted AIDS and is nourishing a drug addiction.
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This is the most corect take I've seen so far

except that it's missing the obvious of: you'd bang a homely chick if her personality (and some booze) won you over. you'd never bang the slightly better than average chick if she acted like June almost certainly acts in person.
 
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The reason nobody really posts about him in his own shared thread is because the majority of the embarrassing shit he did (excluding tranny thirsting) was instigated by June randomly tweeting shit about their DDLG relationship. Without her acting like a beacon he's largely fallen under the radar completely.
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Well that and Greg hasn't been doing anything worthy of gaining attention lately.
Meanwhile shoe has become a pretend commie, got catfished by a nazbol, had a nude Leak and various other shit too numerous to mention.
 
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was never expecting i'd get to see her nudes but life is fucking wild
 
Alister2290 said:
It's looking like she needs a new bf and really hasn't been taking the breakup with greg well. Problem is,she wants a E-celeb bf instead of actually finding a dude that can provide for her and the family she wants. Why do you think she's been flirting with Vaush for awhile?
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If she just wanted a boyfriend she could easily find one. As you said though she wants some famous guy which won't really happen for her. That kind of thing doesn't happen for most people so that's a hell of a delusion right there.
 
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Seasoned News Reporter said:
If she just wanted a boyfriend she could easily find one. As you said though she wants some famous guy which won't really happen for her. That kind of thing doesn't happen for most people so that's a hell of a delusion right there.
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The possibility of June getting another E-celeb boyfriend is high. I mean she is famous,and no doubt any male e-celeb wanting to boost there clout will certainly try to snatch her. I mean she managed to get Greg before she was famous,so who's to say she can't do it again?
 
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Alister2290 said:
The possibility of June getting another E-celeb boyfriend is high. I mean she is famous,and no doubt any male e-celeb wanting to boost there clout will certainly try to snatch her. I mean she managed to get Greg before she was famous,so who's to say she can't do it again?
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She looks good for her age sure but I'm highly doubtful she can get another e-celeb boyfried. How long has she been broken up with greg?
 
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Alister2290 said:
The possibility of June getting another E-celeb boyfriend is high. I mean she is famous,and no doubt any male e-celeb wanting to boost there clout will certainly try to snatch her. I mean she managed to get Greg before she was famous,so who's to say she can't do it again?
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No. They wouldn't. If they were actually business minded, they'd find literally anyone else, even some unknown.

The only other males who would go for her (in the bring her home to family sense) are *fingers crossed* other lolcows.
 
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Seasoned News Reporter said:
She looks good for her age sure but I'm highly doubtful she can get another e-celeb boyfried. How long has she been broken up with greg?
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Been close to a year now. Since they broke up Greg has lost the 50lbs he put on while they were together and June has spent that time trying to get with Vaush, a fat horse cock enthusiast, who has all but publicly rebuffed her advances and falling for the old gay Swiss catfish scam. If she can't even get Vaush she isn't going to be getting any even semi-relevant e-celeb. You'd have to be genuinely retarded to go near her at this point, she's as radioactive as Chernobyl.

Also going to point out that Greg's channel reboot started while he was still with June, he started making tweets saying he hated what his channel had turned into and was going to change it. So he effectively made the decision "I don't fucking care if it means I won't get to leech off any of my more e-famous girlfriend's views, I can't go on living like this". That must've been one sober ass moment of clarity.
 
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