/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

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Slap47 said:
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Legal Eagle fans are strange.
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Legal Eagle is a Credentialed Expert/Intellectual (i.e. Big Brain and Professional Smart Person) on YouTube, so of course he has hordes of mongoloids who listen to everything he verbally shits out as if it's gospel truth directly from the mouth of God himself.
 
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cantankerous jackalope said:
I tried explaining what was going on to my boomer parents and the democratic side of my family thinks it was a coordinated attack and market manipulation because the news told them (despite them participating in occupy wallstreet a decade ago) while the conservative side is already used to ignoring the news at this point and is much more receptive to hearing me explain what is actually going on

interesting how these are the goalposts moving forward, 2008 me would have called you crazy
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good old "everyone i dont like hates me" mentality
 
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LemmeSee said:
Between gamestop's movements and the market starting to move down I'm starting to get a little spooked. Shill me some crypto to get into before Gamestop crashes the entire market and inflation fucks me. For some reason I trust this thread more than /biz/.
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BAT is a solid crypto because it's actually pegged to something of tangible market value. People on the internet viewing content. It's been almost unchanged on value for years going from the high 20 cents to the low 30 cents. Personally I think its deeply undervalued so if a black swan happens there it will be to go up IMO. Barring that, it's the closest thing to actual gold standard Crypto has.

Also it's what keeps the kiwifarms afloat.
 
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mindlessobserver said:
BAT is a solid crypto because it's actually pegged to something of tangible market value. People on the internet viewing content. It's been almost unchanged on value for years going from the high 20 cents to the low 30 cents. Personally I think its deeply undervalued so if a black swan happens there it will be to go up IMO. Barring that, it's the closest thing to actual gold standard Crypto has.

Also it's what keeps the kiwifarms afloat.
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Is it still? I thought the Brave (or somebody) cucked and Jewed fearless leader out of being able to get BAT.
 
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Lord of the Large Pants said:
Is it still? I thought the Brave (or somebody) cucked and Jewed fearless leader out of being able to get BAT.
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Only from being a registered partner I think, which allows the farms to generate BAT on it's own. Individual users can still send BAT they earn on the brave browser to the farms. My last 3 months of shit posting became a $1.92 cents for dear leader.
 
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NeilBreenLover69 said:
Man, fuck this guy with the "[chuckles]" shit.
"Hahaha, the poors actually think they can change anything." Cog in the wheel fucker. Suck a fat one.
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EFAP make better lawyers than Legal Eagle.

Summary: Legal Eagle argues that battery is a form of self-defense. EFAP says no, it's not.
 
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Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
EFAP make better lawyers than Legal Eagle.

Summary: Legal Eagle argues that battery is a form of self-defense. EFAP says no, it's not.
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Holy fucking kek
The most basic standard of self defense is your life is in danger. Being slapped around does not mean you get to shoot someone, unless you’re like 90.
What’s next? He advocates in favor of warning shots?
 
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HumanHive said:
Holy fucking kek
The most basic standard of self defense is your life is in danger. Being slapped around does not mean you get to shoot someone, unless you’re like 90.
What’s next? He advocates in favor of warning shots?
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It wasn't even getting slapped around. It was because a guy hitting on Captain Marvel touched her map (not slang, I do mean the piece of paper). She then offered a handshake, crushed his hand, and stole his motorcycle.
 
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LemmeSee said:
Between gamestop's movements and the market starting to move down I'm starting to get a little spooked. Shill me some crypto to get into before Gamestop crashes the entire market and inflation fucks me. For some reason I trust this thread more than /biz/.
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I would say niggercoin but I heard it died after some trading site delisted it for being racist.
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RIP niggercoin. :(:'(:(

In all seriousness though, I'd probably go with one of the well known big bois like bitcoin or ethereum.
 
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So I have been thinking about where we go from here and IMO the smart play would be for everyone to acknowledge there is a new predator in the market that is designed specifically to hunt funds engaged in overly aggressive shorts. Which up until now never existed in the market ecosystem. It's why Melvin and Citadel were so fat and happy with their 140% short on Gamestop. There is no need for regulation because the market already regulated itself. Some mutual funds got fat and complacent and for that they got taken to the cleaners. It's a scenario that wont happen again any time soon.

But I dont think that is what is going to happen. There will be calls for "punishment" and "new regulations" from the same people who avoided punishment for the 2008 crash and strenuously argued no new regulations were necessary for it. The only way this pickle gets unravelled is for the big hedge funds to admit defeat, say so and pay up. Game Theory is very clear as to what happens if the issue is forced here. All the money burns.
 
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