Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[AlisterMycroft]

No. They wouldn't. If they were actually business minded, they'd find literally anyone else, even some unknown.

The only other males who would go for her (in the bring her home to family sense) are *fingers crossed* other lolcows.

Are there any relatively any ok lolcows that can get together with Shoe and make her a housewife?

 

[Seasoned News Reporter]

Been close to a year now. Since they broke up Greg has lost the 50lbs he put on while they were together and June has spent that time trying to get with Vaush, a fat horse cock enthusiast, who has all but publicly rebuffed her advances and falling for the old gay Swiss catfish scam. If she can't even get Vaush she isn't going to be getting any even semi-relevant e-celeb. You'd have to be genuinely retarded to go near her at this point, she's as radioactive as Chernobyl.

Also going to point out that Greg's channel reboot started while he was still with June, he started making tweets saying he hated what his channel had turned into and was going to change it. So he effectively made the decision "I don't fucking care if it means I won't get to leech off any of my more e-famous girlfriend's views, I can't go on living like this". That must've been one sober ass moment of clarity.

If Vaush is rejecting here that is fucking terrible. She should consider just getting with a regular dude if she desperately wants a man. I'm sure she could get one considering she is still attractive. Hell, I'd fuck her if I had the chance.

 

[MediocreMilt]

relatively any ok lolcows

I have no idea what this means unless it's an incredibly low bar like "doesn't fuck animals"

 

[AlisterMycroft]

If Vaush is rejecting here that is fucking terrible. She should consider just getting with a regular dude if she desperately wants a man. I'm sure she could get one considering she is still attractive. Hell, I'd fuck her if I had the chance.

I'm gonna get a lot of shit for this but,hell I'd date her. Sure she's a vapid air head that can't form her own opinion and needs attention 24/7,but she'd make a good housewife.

 

[Local Fed]

but she'd make a good housewife.

She can't even put in the effort to clean her room to take nudes. What makes you think she'd be a good housewife?

 

[MediocreMilt]

She can't even put in the effort to clean her room to take nudes. What makes you think she'd be a good housewife?

tbf, she didn't put in the effort to clean Greg's room before she took nudes, but yea, I feel ya.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

but she'd make a good housewife

Nah man, she's terrible wife material. She's not a vapid airhead; she has a pathologic need for attention. She's not going to knuckle under and do laundry and cook and pick up messes and all the little chores that keep a house together. Why? Because it doesn't give her that hit of dopamine that raw e-attention does.

 

[AlisterMycroft]

She can't even put in the effort to clean her room to take nudes. What makes you think she'd be a good housewife?

Any woman can become a good housewife so long as she has confidence in herself. Her room may be a dump now,but you get her a man that can tard wrangle her,and she'll clean that room up.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Any woman can become a good housewife so long as she has confidence in herself. Her room may be a dump now,but you get her a man that can tard wrangle her,and she'll clean that room up.

Or she'll ruin a competent man.

Which is why competent men avoid this mess, despite whatever thirst.

 

[Seasoned News Reporter]

I'm gonna get a lot of shit for this but,hell I'd date her. Sure she's a vapid air head that can't form her own opinion and needs attention 24/7,but she'd make a good housewife.

Ngl. I'd also date tbh.

 

[Chocola]

I can't with you all simping from "I'd fuck her" to "I'd marry her"
SHE EATS HER OWN HAIR AND IS A SEX DEGENERATE

 

[MediocreMilt]

I can't with you all simping from "I'd fuck her" to "I'd marry her"
SHE EATS HER OWN HAIR AND IS A SEX DEGENERATE

I'd neither fuck nor marry her, but I do advocate for a society where we all keep her on a leash.

 

[Mage]

Shoe isn't sexable.

 

[Seasoned News Reporter]

I can't with you all simping from "I'd fuck her" to "I'd marry her"
SHE EATS HER OWN HAIR AND IS A SEX DEGENERATE

May be degenerate but it's better than the moral puritans that get outed for touching kids or something.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Look I don't want to be that retard but this is a shared Thread and the OP is just a single video with a Shoe Nude. I also don't want to read 500 pages.

What the fuck happened to Armoured skeptic? he is uploading paranormal stuff now? twitter account suspended? declining viewership? I didn't even know he broke up with Shoe, does anyone know why? any accepted theories or guesses? I though they were married or something cause of pic related.

Shoe is doing so much better in the internet famous department than Gregory, More Viewers, Suscribers, Patreons, not even in his own kiwifarms thread he is mentioned.

Yes, Shoe is most certainly doing better on the "e-fame" shit. She has stayed the course with political videos, and that genre is definitely a hot topic these days. Greg made a conscious effort to move entirely away from politics, probably knowing that he'd lose subs and views. Career-wise, I'd agree that wasn't the smartest move.

However, considering that Greg is now with a hotter chick, has lost 50 pounds, has appeared to cut the shit out on flirting with other women publicly online, and is only making videos about his interests and hobbies instead of political sperging, I'd say that Greg is the one who is more successful at getting his personal life together.

 

[DiceLord]

May be degenerate but it's better than the moral puritans that get outed for touching kids or something.

That's an incredibly low bar, there.

 

[madethistocomment]

I think the greatest plot twist in this whole disaster of a story arc for Shoe is Gay Swiss Dude coming onto the farms and actually being pretty chill and Kiwi-like and amused at the whole thing. (Welcome to the Farms, by the way! Enjoy your stay!) Infinitely more amusing than the usual of Shoe simping over a shlubby pedo, parroting awful take #34,825, or very badly attempting to play both sides of the field on whatever issue is the hot button topic of the day.

 

[Ita Mori]

Lookit all these kiwis giving Swiss guy a warm welcome.
And they say KF is intolerant.

Thanks for this wholesome moment, June's catfish.

She should consider just getting with a regular dude if she desperately wants a man.

She tried that already and they keep running away from her guido ass.
Why do you think she got so online to begin with?
It was all downhill after she started coal burning.

Not thirstposting but every woman commenting on her body are like Connie in that episode of King of the Hill where she feels breast envy.

Maybe if they were natural...

 

[AlisterMycroft]

I can't with you all simping from "I'd fuck her" to "I'd marry her"
SHE EATS HER OWN HAIR AND IS A SEX DEGENERATE

Ok,the eating hair thing can probably be toned down with some daddy dom tard wrangling. As for the "sex degeneracy" aint nothing wrong with having wrong with living with a nymphomaniac.

 

[jleonardf]

I think the greatest plot twist in this whole disaster of a story arc for Shoe is Gay Swiss Dude coming onto the farms and actually being pretty chill and Kiwi-like and amused at the whole thing. (Welcome to the Farms, by the way! Enjoy your stay!)

That is because poor, gay Swiss guy is a national treasure of Switzerland.

Swiss gay bro is cool. Hilarious that he discover us over this.

Came for the nudes
Stayed because a hot Swiss gay guy signed up to prove that his photos were used for catfishing.

Fucking legendary

Thank you guys for the warm welcome.

Out of curiosity - has she made any comments about this? I DMd her on Instagram but no response.