Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[lemongrab]

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Now that's what I call content!

He has no skill whatsoever, he's literally dressed up like a performing monkey, and what is this dancing? Trying to hype himself up?? This is hilarious.

On the positive side, at least he's not harassing more women.

 

[TractorGirl]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CKsV7_mA16k/?igshid=6zqah86inmsd

Kill it with fire

 

[Bridgeburner]

Rusty must have been talking about himself when he said he's seen some dumb shit in Vegas. And we doubted him, shame on us.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

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Wow Russ, really impressed with those 2 chords you played while hopping around like a fucking hobgoblin while wearing a tuxedo suit that looks like it belongs to a Halloween costume.

Give this guy a record deal, amirite?

Seriously though Russ, if you're not going to post at least a 30 second long video of you showing off your musical genius, don't post at all. This video is 8 seconds long. I have farts that can drag out longer than that (and they sound better than your music, and smell better than you too).

 

[Hamsteroid]

Give this guy a record deal, amirite?

Screw the record deal, just give him a huge mansion, worldwide fame and unlimited access to vagene!

 

[Non-Threatening Niall]

Give Rusty some credit, the sequinned blazer seems to fit him better than The Suit. He should stick to wearing that on a daily basis.

 

[Russketeer]

97 views with no likes or comments. The cocky headshaking and jumping in s hilarious.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

97 views with no likes or comments. The cocky headshaking and jumping in s hilarious.

97 views, likely mostly from us here on the Kiwi Orchards

 

[GloriousScarf]

I for one look forward to seeing more of whatever abortion comes of this.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Give Rusty some credit, the sequinned blazer seems to fit him better than The Suit. He should stick to wearing that on a daily basis.

That's because he picked it up at a Spencer's, it's 100% polyester and actually can be washed in a sink.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

That's because he picked it up at a Spencer's, it's 100% polyester and actually can be washed in a sink.

It looks a lot like this $20 Mens Shiny Sequin Tuxedo Jacket for Magician Stage Performance Men Stage Costume Tailcoat Sequin Blazer Man from Wish.

 

[Hamsteroid]

Give Rusty some credit, the sequinned blazer seems to fit him better than The Suit. He should stick to wearing that on a daily basis.

…and it diverts attention away from the face

 

[Iron Hamster]

97 views with no likes or comments. The cocky headshaking and jumping in s hilarious.

That's all the casinos he sent it to as a 'demo tape'.

 

[Plague Flea]

Give Rusty some credit, the sequinned blazer seems to fit him better than The Suit. He should stick to wearing that on a daily basis.

We can only see his top half, so there is a non-zero probability that he’s still wearing the trousers from The Suit.

 

[Cuck Shack]

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Russ to the world:

Russ in his own mind:

 

[The Dude]

That sequined jacket is just so perfectly Russ. It's a cheap, tacky eyesore that anyone else would buy as a joke. It's something some comedian would wear as an over-the-top parody of a Rat Pack-esque hep cat swinger. But Russ? You know he bought that, fully thinking "Yes! Finally! This is what I've been missing! This is what's held me back! Now that I finally have this totally awesome tux jacket I'll FINALLY be able to stand out and get the attention I need! Fame and fortune (and hot babes to bang), here I come!" Its the perfect visual representation of just how pathetically out of touch, clueless, tasteless, and lacking in self-awareness Russ is.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I can't tell if he's having a seizure or got hit by a taser. Or possibly both.

 

[Hamsteroid]

We can only see his top half, so there is a non-zero probability that he’s still wearing the trousers from The Suit.

That also means that there is a non-zero probability of him wearing nothing at all…

Spoiler: … nothing at all …

 

[DrJonesHat]

That's all the casinos he sent it to as a 'demo tape'.

Nah, that's beneath him. He sent this as his AGT audition, I would imagine.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

His face looks like it's expressing a mixture of confusion and sorrow.