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Any musical kiwis wanna take give "Goodbye 'Pacas" the old college try?Keep rotting from the inside you skin suit wearing pieces of shit
Goodbye 'pacas,
I'm dilating over you
Goodbye 'pacas,
I'm cooming, cooming, cooming over youuuuu
(In case you've been living under a rock for the last 20 years, that's a parody of Goodbye Horses, a song featured in the movie Silence of the Lambs. The track was played when a cross-dressing male murderer was dancing around dressed as a woman.)
You exactly described the plot of a Nip/Tuck episode, S03E07 "Ben White" where a rather intelligent (sounding), successful building designer goes into the clinic wanting the plastic surgeons to amputate his leg. He says he doesn't feel like a whole human being with all four limbs. Literally, "as soon as I lose that leg, I'll feel whole." The guy has his leg like, I dunno, tied backwards permanently with some belts and walks around with crutches everywhere. The surgeons naturally turn him away as an insane person but he persists, even offering more than $400,000 to get them to chop his leg off. They again turn him away, giving him references to well-known psychotherapists that specialize in body integrity disorders. Naturally, the freak says no.Its funny but if you feel like your leg isn't part of you and want it cut off then you're considered desperately crazy at best, but when its your genitals you're just awakening to live your best life and everyone must go along with the plan.
Edit: wording felt weird so fixed it.
Nowadays, those surgeons would be called bigots/fascists/kiwis and be strong-armed into doing it by the cancel culture, but even the liberals that wrote Nip/Tuck couldn't write their way out of that one back in 2005.
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I forget how the episode goes but I think he ends up doing it himself with a shotgun (and with predictable results).
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