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Ya just know he'd somehow, spend it all on giant Garfield plushes.
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Ya just know he'd somehow, spend it all on giant Garfield plushes.
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“Quintessa”
Fucking gold, he larps as a TF-fag so it’s make sense his trans-name would be Quintessa, the homeworld of the “five-faced scum of the nebula”
Tell me, what would his five faces be?
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I'm not even sure his quintesson equivalent would be a judge, though it could just be the fact his lips kinda remind me of those frogfaced goblin quintessons that harass hotrod and kup for snacks. Those guys are pretty cool though because they can just turn into space gators whenever they want to. I don't remember Quinton ever managing to spontaneously burst a gator head out of his chest, so maybe that's not the best comparison either?
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Quintessons are physically incapable though, like one of them is subdued by Daniel of all people and they flee at the first sign of trouble while also being duplicitous shitheads..... sound like anyone?
Cactuar King
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Restart the fucking clock.
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I have a question, how far apart will his kids' eyes be if he has them by Brittany Venti?
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What I would give for a drawfag to make a Quintesson with those faces, the “lonely” face can be the female of the five since Quints seem to have feminine faces now.
thankyourandy
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Something sickens me specifically about this Quinton situation, specifically because I think that this situation (and moviebob, and every situation like it) is just so pathetic that I can't even feel bad anymore. Letting people walk over you to the point where you APOLOGIZE FOR THEM NOT RESPONDING TO YOU is the lowest echelon of self hatred and I'd feel bad if they weren't so CONFIDENT in their decisions to fuck themselves over.
-they, objectively unattractive men who have probably beaten themselves down throughout the course of life and modern society (which is fine, people get here and recover and find self love and happiness) increasingly ostracize themselves from everyday society and turn to niche online communities in search of fulfillment
-because they are men and thus, human beings, they still seek intimacy in these communities, specifically leftist communities, because it allows them to feel like the "good guy"
-women who occupy these communities tend to be similarly beaten down and lonely but, because of the fact that they're a unique minority in online spaces (and because dudes b horny as fuck lmao) actually FIND fulfillment in these communities through clout, followers, horny dms, etc
-these types of dudes who build up followings through creating content that speaks to people similar to them reach out to these girls to try to fix their loneliness and, because they have percieved "clout" from having subscribers/twitter followers/whatever, think that these girls will be charmed by them, not like the OTHER girls who have rejected them throughout their lives
-they get made into a joke by these girls because, let's be honest, the girls tend to be out of their league and showing the world that you rejected someone in a funny way/ppl of the opposite sex desire you boosts your clout in these online communities for some reason
All of this is logical up to this point. It's very, VERY sad and i feel bad for them, but I can see how in an alternate reality where many of you here could have had a few things change in our lives could end up at this point. The part that's unforgivable to me is that instead of having self respect for themselves, or blocking the girl, or literally ANYTHING that you should do when someone humiliates you, they...
-double down on the rhetoric they've been fed in this communities ie men are creepy, it wouldve worked if i wasnt so PUSHY, stuff like that and they make THEMSELF the bad guy and somehow make the girl a victim? and then profusely apologize in the dms or on their TL like they did something wrong...
Don't get me wrong, dming random girls on twitter is weird as fuck and definitely wrong/cringe/whatever word you want to use, but self flagellating yourself to the point where you apologize for trying to slide with someone is just sad. It displays a lack of emotional maturity and faith in your own decisions to the point where I feel that anyone who follows this "path" will never break free from the constraints that bind their mind. They are truly governed by the communities that they occupy, where the moral validity of their actions are determined ENTIRELY by the way their community/the girl they're going after reacts to them. That's no way to live (take control of your own life you sad fuck) and invokes a feeling of pathos within me SO DEEP that I don't even feel bad anymore and just disgusted.
This isn't just for MovieBob/Quinton/whatever other weird leftie content creator of the month btw, this happens in like every discord server on earth every day.
adhd sperg rant over
-they, objectively unattractive men who have probably beaten themselves down throughout the course of life and modern society (which is fine, people get here and recover and find self love and happiness) increasingly ostracize themselves from everyday society and turn to niche online communities in search of fulfillment
-because they are men and thus, human beings, they still seek intimacy in these communities, specifically leftist communities, because it allows them to feel like the "good guy"
-women who occupy these communities tend to be similarly beaten down and lonely but, because of the fact that they're a unique minority in online spaces (and because dudes b horny as fuck lmao) actually FIND fulfillment in these communities through clout, followers, horny dms, etc
-these types of dudes who build up followings through creating content that speaks to people similar to them reach out to these girls to try to fix their loneliness and, because they have percieved "clout" from having subscribers/twitter followers/whatever, think that these girls will be charmed by them, not like the OTHER girls who have rejected them throughout their lives
-they get made into a joke by these girls because, let's be honest, the girls tend to be out of their league and showing the world that you rejected someone in a funny way/ppl of the opposite sex desire you boosts your clout in these online communities for some reason
All of this is logical up to this point. It's very, VERY sad and i feel bad for them, but I can see how in an alternate reality where many of you here could have had a few things change in our lives could end up at this point. The part that's unforgivable to me is that instead of having self respect for themselves, or blocking the girl, or literally ANYTHING that you should do when someone humiliates you, they...
-double down on the rhetoric they've been fed in this communities ie men are creepy, it wouldve worked if i wasnt so PUSHY, stuff like that and they make THEMSELF the bad guy and somehow make the girl a victim? and then profusely apologize in the dms or on their TL like they did something wrong...
Don't get me wrong, dming random girls on twitter is weird as fuck and definitely wrong/cringe/whatever word you want to use, but self flagellating yourself to the point where you apologize for trying to slide with someone is just sad. It displays a lack of emotional maturity and faith in your own decisions to the point where I feel that anyone who follows this "path" will never break free from the constraints that bind their mind. They are truly governed by the communities that they occupy, where the moral validity of their actions are determined ENTIRELY by the way their community/the girl they're going after reacts to them. That's no way to live (take control of your own life you sad fuck) and invokes a feeling of pathos within me SO DEEP that I don't even feel bad anymore and just disgusted.
This isn't just for MovieBob/Quinton/whatever other weird leftie content creator of the month btw, this happens in like every discord server on earth every day.
adhd sperg rant over
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I will give it a try but for now I gift to you all the Official Quinton Reviews Happening/Conspiracy Iceberg.
Dedicated to all the newfags.
Edit: New Version in honor of @Tathagata
In case you want to know further about this I can, as always, provide you with the context necessary to know why it is on the iceberg. Fine evening everyone.
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What are Noah's Arc (is this related to Spoony?) and Big Spring Park?
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Noah's Arc refers to Q's second Discord fanserver. It was made because some of his fans in the first server became the same type of fans that Q says he doesn't miss anymore. According to 2odastream, fans had to almost dox themselves to enter. Q went from 400 total members to just 80.
The account by 2odastream.
Big Spring Park is a public park in Versailles, KY that has been identified by @Mud Harpy as the same park Q features on some of his videos. It is 6 minutes driving from the alleged dox and 3 from Woodford County High School.
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I don’t know if someone besides the Muslim Queen posted this on here, but can someone archive this? Right now, YT downloaded isn’t working well for me at the moment.
thankyourandy
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sssexdoll and q's sexuality/mouthfeel lover are interesting enough for context for sure
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It is just a theory. A common joke at Q's expense is that he became a commie for thirst and this theory aims at explaining his change of character for clout purposes.
Q has claimed that he is personal with Erik (Internet Comment Etiquette) and Hbomberguy, so it would make sense that he decided to go full commie because his literal senpais were.
A side theory is that Q decided he wanted to change sides because he though liking TLJ was a political statement.
> Ssssexdoll
Q bought a sexdoll "to mock a bad sponsor" or rather, crowdfunded one. He made a video with it a whole month after it arrived.
> Q's sexuality
Q once tweeted explaining his sexuality and it came during a period dubbed "the kinky arc" for the amount of explicit weird shit he did (a month after he started with the ssssexdoll).
He does it every so often. At this point we are sure he will settle for anyone that comes to him.
> Mouthfeel enthusiast.
This is more of a rumour but pretty straightforward. Q is believed to be a chaser.
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I’m just picturing the best five of those faces on an egg-like body revolving whilst being smug and sentencing his haters to death in a pit of Garfieldicons.
Quintex96
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Should have put 'Supervise Squad' on there, It's the funniest thing Quinton has ever made.
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Should put "council of leftists is real" as a deep quinton conspiracy.