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Tasty Tatty said:
For those who don't want to watch the whole deal with the Don about Shoe, he mentioned the catfish thing and then, just this about the nudes :

"I'm not interested in the leaked photos, but one of the things that I did happened to notice is that SHoe doesn't look very well in these pictures. Like, (...) she looks really unhealthy. And, again, if this was someone I knew and cared about, I'd be looking at that person and think "Christ, man, you gotta sort your life out, whatever is the problem. You need to think about changing your habits. Because, whatever (...) the things that you're doing, I don't think they're making you look healthy". I mean, this (shows Shoe's pic) was a screenshot from (...) and I'm just like "look at those (eye)bags!" and look how dilated her eyes are. Like, sorry man, this just looks like someone who needs an intervention, to be honest."
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Oh no, June....oh no no no!

Carl Benjamin, the fat cuck limey who destroyed a political party out of sheer ego, has seen your nudes. Do you think he jizzed to them, June? Do you think this fat 40 year old rubbed one out before he got on camera and said "I feel like a concerned older brother"?

How did we get here? I want to rate my own post as Lunacy. June, you really need to stop before you end up begging for coins in a gutter.
 
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Don't Tread on Me said:
Carl Benjamin, the fat cuck limey who destroyed a political party out of sheer ego, has seen your nudes. Do you think he jizzed to them, June? Do you think this fat 40 year old rubbed one out before he got on camera and said "I feel like a concerned older brother"?

How did we get here? I want to rate my own post as Lunacy. June, you really need to stop before you end up begging for coins in a gutter.
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Winning the lawsuit vs the angry negress, Metokur turning into a full fledged hypocrite grifter dying of cancer, June self destructing, Sargon really needs to leave a tip for whatever voodoo priest cast his curse for him.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
For those who don't want to watch the whole deal with the Don about Shoe, he mentioned the catfish thing and then, just this about the nudes :

"I'm not interested in the leaked photos, but one of the things that I did happened to notice is that SHoe doesn't look very well in these pictures. Like, (...) she looks really unhealthy.
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Imagine being married to a guy who posts a video of himself (among countless) which is him publicly confessing to looking at some attention whore's bare ass on the net. What a way to repay the loyalty of your wife, Don Sargon, a wife who stayed with you even through your Hindenburg in politics.
I'm just like "look at those (eye)bags!" and look how dilated her eyes are. Like, sorry man, this just looks like someone who needs an intervention, to be honest."
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Sargon is reading the thread: Confirmed.
Our previous posts What he says has a point though.
 
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Crystal Golem said:
Where once the smuckle was like shattered glass rolling around in a rusty can it is now angel trumpets and heavenly harp chords.

The part where he implies she's on drugs by showing the no makeup pic and referencing contrapoints drug stuff was just perfection.
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She is on drugs though. She now takes Adderall for her ADHD. Her pupils are like saucers while looking into a light. That does not happen naturally. Unless she happened to take the pictures right after an eye exam, it's drugs. She probably took extra Adderall. It's not uncommon for people to abuse it a bit even when they have a prescription. The eye bags are probably genetic and no big deal. I'm not saying she's going to wake up in a crack house tomorrow but she's not the straight edge innocent little girl she pretends to be. Sargon is a faggot and is pulling shit out of his ass. I'll give you that.
 
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She always brags about being skinny like its not cos she can't cook and eats hair smh
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Satan SoJoe said:
Look I don't want to be that retard but this is a shared Thread and the OP is just a single video with a Shoe Nude. I also don't want to read 500 pages.

What the fuck happened to Armoured skeptic? he is uploading paranormal stuff now? twitter account suspended? declining viewership? I didn't even know he broke up with Shoe, does anyone know why? any accepted theories or guesses? I though they were married or something cause of pic related.

Shoe is doing so much better in the internet famous department than Gregory, More Viewers, Suscribers, Patreons, not even in his own kiwifarms thread he is mentioned.
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So is this "leak" actually Shoe trying to test the waters for an Onlyfans? It appears she already has the costumes ready to go.
 
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I’ve seen a few references to her pupils being dilated despite the light but I don’t really see it. Only images where I maybe get that impression are the blurrier ones in which you can hardly distinguish black pupil from brown iris. Typically people who are high on stims have full-on dilation, like nothing but pupil.

That said, for some people the dilation effect diminishes as their tolerance increases (same applies to constriction from opiates). Someone who uses them often could easily appear normal to the average observer. So assuming it’s true that she has an addy prescription, then it’s still very possible she’s taking recreational doses. Choosing to send a bunch nudes to some random catfish from discord is certainly consistent with that pattern of behavior lmao /autismo
 
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Bitchtroll said:
Do you think she digests it tho? Or coughs up hairballs like a cat?
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I think hair is quite indigestible, which is why animals who get a lot of hair in their digestive systems tend to either cough it up or deal with it in some other ways. It might cause inflammation in the bowels or something?
Does she actually eat hair or does she just rip it out? Since she wears a wig anyway, she probably shaves her head underneath to keep herself from ripping out even more. Wait, that's too reasonable.
 
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to expand on the picture threads point
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This is more about "rape fantasy" whereas the picture was mainly about women's ideal place in a man's life and why so many fantasize about "changing" or deeply impacting his life. Though the later posts in the pic did start touching on the aggressive sexuality of male love interests in women's fiction so I guess that's the point you meant.

Edit: I watched the video and the guy relies too much on evolutionary theory for behavioral norms and a weird correlation between the function of the human body to filter only the best sperm for reproduction and the notion of hypergamy, then ties that odd couple into a particular kind of rape fetishism in women's lit. I like the imageboard autists' takes better.
Also this 2D:4D thing about testosterone and schizophrenia, autism, etc. is Carbonation Grimace tier.
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I’ve seen a few references to her pupils being dilated despite the light but I don’t really see it.
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Check out the last video of her in the leak and you'll see it. It's far more obvious in motion since screens of it always look blurry.
it’s still very possible she’s taking recreational doses. Choosing to send a bunch nudes to some random catfish from discord is certainly consistent with that pattern of behavior lmao /autismo
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Very good point. Now I'm wondering if her idiotic choices are partly if not heavily influenced by "recreational" mishandling of her meds...

highlighter_shitposting said:
Where's the video? Can't find it
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I was going to post it but it was taken down! I wonder if it was struck down or if he took it down on his own.
The video is private.
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Shame. The video was pretty funny with his sarcasm but I guess he got threatened by the troons
 
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