Skitzocow Elora Snow, The Oracle Of Saturn / Elizabeth Lansing / EverLuna Productions - Wannabe actress who loves smoking weed and pretending to be crazier than she already is. Special guests: lazy kook (eventual ex) husband and an FTM simp

[ELLE101]

Stop running, Jack.

Resistance is NOW futile.

Remember, kids: one of the most useful tactics to catch predators in teamwork situations around the STATE of California by LAW ENFORCEMENT is to ... let criminals go for a while.
Let them... “believe” and INSIST they’re innocent.

But then...

The Reaper appears.

And her name is ISIS.

Stop running, Jack.

Resistance is NOW futile.

Remember, kids: one of the most useful tactics to catch predators in teamwork situations around the STATE of California by LAW ENFORCEMENT is to ... let criminals go for a while.
Let them... “believe” and INSIST they’re innocent.

But then...

The Reaper appears.

And her name is ISIS.

Oops, my mistake.

That’s Katy Perry.

I AM THE REAPER.

And my name isn’t important today. But yours is, Jack Michael Robert McLoughlin.

And Jeffrey Dahmer isn’t pleased with your tributes... which is next level for GenX, but we can handle the truth.

I repeat: resistance past this moment is completely futile .. but only because we made it that way.

Which means... you’ve been surrounded for MONTHS. By NEVERLAND.

GO home, Jack.
GO HOME.












**MY CATS are not visible for obvious reasons.

Well, obvious to HUMANS who don’t ... enforce “consent” to their pets and then cry while eating.

You WALRUS-FACED bitch-whore.

Resistance is FUTILE.

You’ll always be painted as a big-nosed booger scarfing FREAKSHOW to your ex-wife.

Take your meds, Jack. Stay off the internet.

It’s better this way, trust me bb. Trust me.

I love you so much honey ... xoxoxoxo

Omg I miss you sooooo much... I don’t know how I’ll survive without you in my life


Fuck OFF.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Omg I miss you sooooo much... I don’t know how I’ll survive without you in my life


Fuck OFF.

But... But...

YOU came HERE.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Stop running, Jack.

Resistance is NOW futile.

Remember, kids: one of the most useful tactics to catch predators in teamwork situations around the STATE of California by LAW ENFORCEMENT is to ... let criminals go for a while.
Let them... “believe” and INSIST they’re innocent.

But then...

The Reaper appears.

And her name is ISIS.


Oops, my mistake.

That’s Katy Perry.

I AM THE REAPER.

And my name isn’t important today. But yours is, Jack Michael Robert McLoughlin.

And Jeffrey Dahmer isn’t pleased with your tributes... which is next level for GenX, but we can handle the truth.

I repeat: resistance past this moment is completely futile .. but only because we made it that way.

Which means... you’ve been surrounded for MONTHS. By NEVERLAND.

GO home, Jack.
GO HOME.

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**MY CATS are not visible for obvious reasons.

Well, obvious to HUMANS who don’t ... enforce “consent” to their pets and then cry while eating.

You WALRUS-FACED bitch-whore.

Resistance is FUTILE.

You’ll always be painted as a big-nosed booger scarfing FREAKSHOW to your ex-wife.

Take your meds, Jack. Stay off the internet.

It’s better this way, trust me bb. Trust me.

I love you so much honey ... xoxoxoxo

So this is fun.

You've apparently stop playing WoW for a little bit and started watching some Doctor Who, so that's nifty. I hope it's the David Tenet years at least.

Also, you're not just skitz posting here, you're doing it on literal fucking lamp posts! You have no idea how lucky you are to be in Cali where they give zero fucks about people being insane, in fact they seem to promote insanity there.

*Edit* It's been more than 7 hours and 42 minutes, what was supposed to happen? I mean other than me catching a buzz and cooking some delicious thai peanut chicken.

 

[ELLE101]

Stop running, Jack.

Resistance is NOW futile.

Remember, kids: one of the most useful tactics to catch predators in teamwork situations around the STATE of California by LAW ENFORCEMENT is to ... let criminals go for a while.
Let them... “believe” and INSIST they’re innocent.

But then...

The Reaper appears.

And her name is ISIS.


Oops, my mistake.

That’s Katy Perry.

I AM THE REAPER.

And my name isn’t important today. But yours is, Jack Michael Robert McLoughlin.

And Jeffrey Dahmer isn’t pleased with your tributes... which is next level for GenX, but we can handle the truth.

I repeat: resistance past this moment is completely futile .. but only because we made it that way.

Which means... you’ve been surrounded for MONTHS. By NEVERLAND.

GO home, Jack.
GO HOME.

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**MY CATS are not visible for obvious reasons.

Well, obvious to HUMANS who don’t ... enforce “consent” to their pets and then cry while eating.

You WALRUS-FACED bitch-whore.

Resistance is FUTILE.

You’ll always be painted as a big-nosed booger scarfing FREAKSHOW to your ex-wife.

Take your meds, Jack. Stay off the internet.

It’s better this way, trust me bb. Trust me.

I love you so much honey ... xoxoxoxo

You are such OCD freaks for making this all one post, LMAOOOO



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[Picnic_Boy]

You’ll always be painted as a big-nosed booger scarfing FREAKSHOW to your ex-wife.

I don't know the story behind this, but this is a great line.

 

[ELLE101]

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“Ya know, male sea otters RAPE female sea otters.. It’s true!! Here, look - I’ll prove it — watch this YouTube video, I swear it happens—“ - Jack Michael Robert McLoughlin ‘19



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Watch out for SLUGS in your Tetly tea, Jack. Love you bb xx





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Take your pills. Stop eating fast food out of trash cans on Mission Ave.

 

[Trombonista]

Ooh, can I get in on this too?

Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!

 

[ELLE101]

How was that Mickey D’s bathroom?

Pretty sterilized by now.

Remote viewing: anyone can do it. Do I always WANT to know where this goddamn ex of mine has been? No. But tonight is special. Because you just ... won’t... stop.... running, Jack Connor.

T-3000, sit the FUCK down.















You wanna try “taking it in the bottom”?
that was just heard on the PO-LICE live radio

Whoop, sirens abound heading East...

If I had a wooden nickel for every time that happened since July, I could build you a brand new nose Jack McLoughlin


Did someone in a uniform just say that too?

Spooky, isn’t it... “Mulder”?

Verrrry SPOOKY.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy

See, this is where I knew this was fictional. Canine sexual liaisons such as those enjoyed by @LL137 do not speak.

 

[ELLE101]

 

[Trombonista]

Fruit time!

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

See, this is where I knew this was fictional. Canine sexual liaisons such as those enjoyed by @LL137 do not speak.

Oh my goodness! So, what does Spot tell you?

 

[Peru oso donas]

If you are going to spam emotes at least spam the unique ones.

 

[ELLE101]

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Oh my goodness! So, what does Spot tell you?

You are SO evil.

HIS NAME IS SPARKY, CUNT

I’m Archangel Ariel, faggot. I can WARG anything with or WITHOUT a heartbeat...


Feel the burn in 3...2...1...

There ya go. Settle down, big boy.

Settle down.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

You are SO evil.

HIS NAME IS SPARKY, CUNT

What's his favorite brand of peanut butter?

 

[ELLE101]

You will be locked up forever,

What's his favorite brand of peanut butter?

Peter Pan, creamy.

 

[Spergichu]

Story time sisters so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish and my headphones got unplugged and it played bad guy out loud so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls were completely vibing to it and they were like slayyyyysisterrrand i was gonna say something back when a boyapproached me and said "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't you listed to xxtentacion?" and i was SHOOK and completely flipped the F OUT i said "you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn't get me tickets to coachella and a pentagram ⛧ formed on the ground and billie rose up from it and she said "put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful " and then she left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path until shariah law was implemented world wide" he then was like I won't allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the servant of shaytanwell i wasn't going to let blasphemygo unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was billieshe said "i am allah and i was disguised as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls"but then i felt an evil force risingit was xxxtentacion he said "spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh" and then allah and X fought and of course allah won and spread World peace so anyway that's the TEA sisters stay tuned for my fenti beauty giveaway and remember praise allah everyday

 

[ELLE101]

Fuck... you... for adding NYQUIL since November 3rd.

Jack... put your phone down.

Do NOT disobey or the Esco Officers of Avalon WILL inflict harm while putting you in the back of a cop car.

They have been instructed to shoot to injure because you are WANTED ALIVE in London by Valentines Day at the LATEST.

 

[Trombonista]

Fuck... you... for adding NYQUIL since November 3rd.

Hey, sometimes you catch a cold.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

They have been instructed to shoot to injure because you are WANTED ALIVE in London by Valentines Day at the LATEST.

I think I love this level of schizo the best. It's so much more fun than when you're going straight-up word salad or pretending to be a World of Warcraft character or spamming emojis.

Though I like when you try to cast spells on us, too.