US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Honka Honka Burning Love said:
Shit like this is why I turned against Pet Ownership in it's entirety. It has become a Social Media Status symbol to make you "interesting" and not you know..a responsibility for another being's life.
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For 30,000 years having a cat or dog was just a thing that most people did. Now it's some stupid 'fur baby' shit by women and men that shouldn't be trusted with a fucking goldfish in some kind of weird circle-jerk where are these barren fucking soy-golems furiously jerk each other off over having a pet.

Meh, no worries. They'll die and their pets will eat them in the week it takes someone to notice they're dead.
 
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It's as if the leftists really didn't vote uncle joe in. So much for him being the most popular president ever
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Man, as far as I'm concerned that rigging shit is in the memory hole. They voted for him, it was a legit election as they all claim, now they can suck dick and eat shit for choosing to elect this guy who is screwing them over within weeks of being elected. Rub it in their faces a little.
 
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Honestly, the fact that Democrats know what's always needed to lull the people into complacency or what's needed to get on their side, along with hand waving and excusing pretty much anything if it makes for good optics and PR makes me believe that we're going to head to some future where this site could never come back into existence ever again after it shuts down, along with MAGA learning that the left has some real dedicated Minecraft players because they're now emboldened to try and see what they could get away with in the name of acting on their seething hatred of Trump and his supporters. To some, utopia can't wait...and it won't wait.
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Can you seriously finally shut the fuck up and just crack a smile? I don't know how you continue to live without putting the barrel in your mouth and pulling the trigger. Like jesus nigga, even I'm getting tired watching it; everyday it's the same thing.
 
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This is just as bad as the Oval Pawfice.
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Does having sex with a vulnerable adult count as rape? Joe signs things without knowing what they are, surely he is incapable of meaningful consent.

Edit: Maybe by "the Bidens" he meant a different couple, like Hunter and Beau's widow, or Hunter and Beau's widow's daughter.
 
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This is just as bad as the Oval Pawfice.
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Many people talk about white people stealing things from other cultures and using it for themselves, so how is it that when American leftists took North Korea’s way of creating a cult of personality, they do it in the lamest way possible?
 
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Does having sex with a vulnerable adult count as rape? Joe signs things without knowing what they are, surely he is incapable of meaningful consent.

Edit: Maybe by "the Bidens" he meant a different couple, like Hunter and Beau's widow, or Hunter and Beau's widow's daughter.
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One of the most surprising bits of that tweet is the thought of anyone getting it on with Wolf Blitzer in the background. Maybe Brooklyn Dad gets off to CNN and that’s why he added it?

Also, more pupdates!
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The irony
 
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These tweets come from the actual White House? As in some college graduate is paid to post this crap on social media?

Christ on a bike, I thought this shit was done by some autistic furry...not that the intern posting this couldn't be one themselves.

Anymore of this cringe and we need to start a thread on the Animal Control sub forum
 
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These tweets come from the actual White House? As in some college graduate is paid to post this crap on social media?

Christ on a bike, I thought this shit was done by some autistic furry...not that the intern posting this couldn't be one themselves.
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Unless I missed something, we have no idea who runs the abhorrent account or if they have any affiliation to the WH.
 
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Unless I missed something, we have no idea who runs the abhorrent account or if they have any affiliation to the WH.
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I don't know which would be more pathetic: that there's someone in/adjacent to the administration that thought this was a good idea, or that this is some random autist doing it for free. Either way, I hope someone exposes the person behind it because dear God this is some of the cringiest shit I have ever seen.
 
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LaxerBRO said:
These tweets come from the actual White House? As in some college graduate is paid to post this crap on social media?

Christ on a bike, I thought this shit was done by some autistic furry...not that the intern posting this couldn't be one themselves.

Anymore of this cringe and we need to start a thread on the Animal Control sub forum
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There's no blue checkmark and the page itself claims no official affiliation with the White House. No, it's just an autistic furry and an insane dog mom that does it for free; even though I'm sure the Biden admin loves playing up that he has a dog and Drumpf didn't I can't imagine them paying for this autism.
 
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