Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

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We are mentally scaring kids for life and ruining people's livelihoods all for desperate ploys to buy 85y/o diabetics an extra 2-5 years.
Probably not even that long. I'm tempted to lay a bet that excess deaths will take a significant drop in the next year, because corona-chan reaped everyone that was due to die in late 2020 and most of 2021. Not sure any bookies would take it, though...
 
So let's say all my suicide attempts fail and I'm forced to go through this. What do? Can I ever be happy again? How can I ever be happy again? There's not too much to like about Current Year, and "in the middle of the apocalypse," I can't try anything new. All clubs and hobby groups are virtual, indoor dining's been illegal for about a month with no sign that it's ever coming back, the people over here really approve of what the government is doing, and I can't afford to move out.

So, what do? People around me have at least told me not to be a doomer, but anything less and I'll get my hope shattered when things go horribly wrong. I'm honestly at a loss.
 
So let's say all my suicide attempts fail and I'm forced to go through this. What do? Can I ever be happy again? How can I ever be happy again? There's not too much to like about Current Year, and "in the middle of the apocalypse," I can't try anything new. All clubs and hobby groups are virtual, indoor dining's been illegal for about a month with no sign that it's ever coming back, the people over here really approve of what the government is doing, and I can't afford to move out.

So, what do? People around me have at least told me not to be a doomer, but anything less and I'll get my hope shattered when things go horribly wrong. I'm honestly at a loss.
Scrape together enough scratch to make it to a free state. There are several areas that have no shutdowns and no mask mandate. I should know I recently moved to one.

If you can't afford to move and can't find a new job, you have bigger problems to work on than living in a blue, err I mean shutdown city.
 
As someone who has bad lungs (asthma and a history of pneumonia) I take this disease relatively seriously but no much that I’m a total nuisance like that woman is. My attitude is just *shrug* there are worse things out there that can kill me. Hell I don’t even wear a mask everywhere I go (just in tightly packed environments).

I also have "bad" lungs in the sense that I was prone to developing pneumonia in my youth, and I still tend to contract upper respiratory illnesses which don't resolve easily. I have a post-nasal drip and chronic congestion.

The thing is, gay china virus isn't a run-of-the-mill respiratory bug. It really seems to be a strange inflammatory (dare i say NUROTRAWPIC) ailment that causes acute respiratory problems in fringe cases. Obviously you can develop pneumonia from it (as you can from basically anything) but it doesn't seem to follow the same upper resp. > bronchial > pneumonia progression that normal respiratory illnesses do.

I mentioned to you fags that I contracted china virus approximately 2 weeks ago. The first 5 days or so of incubation caused a minor immune response without any respiratory developments. Around 5 days the shit came down hard (fine one hour, chills and fever the next), but the fever broke almost immediately and it then manifested entirely as neuropathic symptoms. Tension headache centered on the optic nerves, burning skin (like diffuse shingles), and fatigue. There were ZERO respiratory symptoms, congestion, mucus production, etc. In fact my mucosa were dry as fuck after I lost smell/taste, as if they had been bleached.

Only around day 10 or so, when the primary symptoms had gone away and I was clearly recovering did I get some mild congestion and cough. I still have no serious mucus troubles, but it seems like my bronchial lining is trying to fuck off, causing a minor semi-productive cough that's only nasty right after waking up.

I think that the strange nature of this virus actually makes it less deadly, because the impression that I got from my experience was that as long as your immune system didn't freak out from the initial viral attack, the illness would mostly leave your respiratory system alone. This is contrasted to my experience of "normal" viruses/bacterials which overload your mucosa progressively until you're drowning in phlegm and taking antibiotics to stave off developing pneumonia.
 
Scrape together enough scratch to make it to a free state. There are several areas that have no shutdowns and no mask mandate. I should know I recently moved to one.

If you can't afford to move and can't find a new job, you have bigger problems to work on than living in a blue, err I mean shutdown city.
I wonder if this is why the cost of housing has risen to unaffordable levels over the past few years.

Nonetheless, I'll look at my circumstances and see how possible that'll be. Thank you.
 
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Holy shit. GJ Denmark
I unironically believe that in the next few years we will see some form of government subsidized Netflix.
This is more likely than you might think. I can confirm that this has been something that certain people in broadcasting have been speaking about since ~2013. No one ever pays attention to the janitor.
Last week I was moving some storage boxes around and came across my old fencing gear from college. So now I've decided to make a mockery of society by wearing a fencing mask in stores. I figure its a pretty foil-proof plan. While I've heard occasional people talking to each other about it, no one has confronted me on the issue yet; I think it does a good job of communicating that I won't be intimidated by a bout of sabre rattling. Maybe I'm just doing this so I can post this story to inflate my epee, but we all know that if it is good then most of the credit will go to people who riposte it anyways.
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In Freedomland I've been seeing people wear paintball masks for the same reason.
 
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Even left wing twitter was sperging out over this virtue signaling pedo who wrote the child rape legislation bill in California. Later on MAGA people jumped on it and he got upset :story:
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Why do people keep electing people named wiener. It's never a good sign and the scandals these people are involved with typically always involves male genitalia.
 
Right, because god forbid that the remaining bars get a little extra cash from the Super Bowl.

I won't lie, this "No fun allowed!" thing is getting a little old. What else can they possibly do to kneecap bars?
If the bars have Wi-Fi, patrons could watch the game on their smartphones. They can stay, drink, eat. For every measure there's a countermeasure.
 
If the bars have Wi-Fi, patrons could watch the game on their smartphones. They can stay, drink, eat. For every measure there's a countermeasure.
Outside of getting their tires slashed, what's gonna stop some potential snitches from ratting those bars out?

After all the people who've snitched on their "friends" and "loved ones", I fear that a bar would be an easy mark.
 
IIRC even being in the 70+ age group with pre-existing conditions you're only 1 in 5 chance of dying from it, which is still an 80% survival rate. Don't get me wrong, that's still scary and this would be a much more serious disease if normal people had that high a chance of death - but the odds are still in your favor even if you're in the most at-risk demographic.
(assuming the number off the top of my head is up-to-date)

that's why the spiel isn't deaths anymore, it's all about "muh long term effects". they're even ramping that up now that numbers are going down one way or another, after a cursory involuntary glance at some news website that was running two stories with it. had even a mate of a mate throw it at me when I pointed out death numbers last fall.
ironically I don't even know what those are supposed to be, and I've been lurking this thread over a year now. most of the shit people talk about is an effect from the ventilation or some train dodger level brain worms stuff where corona "destroyed my boss' cousin totally healthy lungs" and shit. it's even more nebulous fear mongering than "it kills grandma", which is probably why they're focusing more on it now since it works much better and harder to disprove (edit: brainfart).

Outside of getting their tires slashed, what's gonna stop some potential snitches from ratting those bars out?

After all the people who've snitched on their "friends" and "loved ones", I fear that a bar would be an easy mark.

other patrons probably giving them a wedgie, even more so if they take pictures. if 2020 and "the pearl harbor of january 2021" have thought people anything is not to get photographed.
anything else turns into a he said/she said "I have reports your bar was open - no it wasn't, cya" which most courts would throw out immediately (but then again, this is california).
 
that's why the spiel isn't deaths anymore, it's all about "muh long term effects". they're even ramping that up now that numbers are going down one way or another, after a cursory involuntary glance at some news website that was running two stories with it. had even a mate of a mate throw it at me when I pointed out death numbers last fall.
ironically I don't even know what those are supposed to be, and I've been lurking this thread over a year now. most of the shit people talk about is an effect from the ventilation or some train dodger level brain worms stuff where corona "destroyed my boss' cousin totally healthy lungs" and shit. it's even more nebulous fear mongering than "it kills grandma", which is probably why they're focusing more on it now since it works much better and harder to disprove (edit: brainfart).



other patrons probably giving them a wedgie, even more so if they take pictures. if 2020 and "the pearl harbor of january 2021" have thought people anything is not to get photographed.
anything else turns into a he said/she said "I have reports your bar was open - no it wasn't, cya" which most courts would throw out immediately (but then again, this is california).
It's the perfect way to keep the fear going once the initial realization that it's just a flu kicks in. "No, it's not just a flu, it'll permanently reduce your lung capacity and give you heart problems and fry your brain and make your dick fall off and kill your dog! BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID!!!!" And despite the fact there's no way of knowing the long-term effects of the coof when it's barely been a year since we first started hearing about it (although we know a lot about the family of viruses it comes from and none of them have had anywhere near those kinds of effects to my knowledge), the doomers will refuse to listen because "WHAT IF IT DOES THOUGH?!?!" It's fucking impossible to deal with these people, so I don't even try. Let them live in paranoia while I continue to enjoy my life as best I can.

In general, any talk about "long COVID" can either be explained by shit that pretty much any respiratory virus has the potential to do (viral fatigue is a thing, remember), improper treatment at the start of all this (putting people on ventilators that fucked up their lungs), or people giving themselves psychosomatic problems by stressing out about catching the Wu Flu. It's absolutely moronic, but unfortunately there are a lot of absolute morons out there who fall for it hook, line, and sinker.
 
And despite the fact there's no way of knowing the long-term effects of the coof when it's barely been a year since we first started hearing about it (although we know a lot about the family of viruses it comes from and none of them have had anywhere near those kinds of effects to my knowledge), the doomers will refuse to listen because "WHAT IF IT DOES THOUGH?!?!" It's fucking impossible to deal with these people, so I don't even try. Let them live in paranoia while I continue to enjoy my life as best I can.

that's a good point, my obvious reply to "what if?" would be "what about the flu mutating or a cold rotting your balls from the inside-out"? either a virus family follows their pathology or it doesn't, if it doesn't how can we be sure about any virus? and if indeed does, corona isn't new so we can be pretty sure what's gonna happen (with higher severity or less). cognitive dissonance only works so far
 
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