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Is UltraSalamander the same wanker who created that shitty Sonichu animated series introduction with Chris screeching all over it? The art look (I daren't call it 'style') looks very similar.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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shadhardblogger19
kiwifarms.net
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More like a cobalt blue variant with either the white and black sneakers for the classic version or the turquoise and green sneakers for the modern version.
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"I'll donkey punch you so hard in all 262 of your chakras that the grandchildren you'll never have because you'll never even see a vagina IRL will feel my squirrelly wrath." (paraphrased AF)
Good job, Tubbo, you came close to almost making me laugh out loud. Coming from his hapless ass, that shit was like 9th degree sickburn.
Good job, Tubbo, you came close to almost making me laugh out loud. Coming from his hapless ass, that shit was like 9th degree sickburn.
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Chris: "LOOK!
SUPERPOWERS!!"
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and even then he never once once a single game when playing against children several times younger and even they acted more mature when they lost unlike Chris who shouted "NO FAIR NO FIAR I WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN!" while flipping the table over and resulting in freaking out the kids.
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Last time Chris claimed superpowers was in either a Facebook or twitter post where he likens himself to the X-Men. He claimed his superpower was enhanced listening, which would really be his autistic selective hearing. Of course, all the responses was for him to get a job.
shadhardblogger19
kiwifarms.net
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Or probably the Watchmen. Enhanced listening is indeed the mental wandering senses without really being cut out by the actual audio as originally heard (I always used the volume off to either see and imagine what I wanted or to just skip altogether to see what is really important in my perspective). He replied in rejection: that's hate speech. He was afraid of getting fired too soon not to mention Wendy's and Cutco.
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It's more selective listening. He only listens to anything that flatters his overbloated ego.
"Chris you look like Ariana Grande"
"Chris, you're a well respected artist like Picasso or Worhol"
"Chris, Barb isn't dying, she's becoming a new type of being"
"Chris, you're not too ugly to look at in direct sunlight"
"Chris, that mini skirt makes you look like Kate Moss".
"Chris, they're just jealous because you own the rights to Sonichu & Rosechu"
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I thought he was okay with getting fired, seeing that he didn't get along with his managers (at Wendy's at least, I don't know about CutCo).
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cutco is a scam that always swindles autists and lazy speds like chris. You put a down payment on a starter kit and have to sell all the knives they give. Chris tried like maybe three people before he gave up on it and his "supervisor" aka the guy who took the down payment had already skipped town. so ultimately chris was left with a bunch of cutco products he couldn't sell.
speaking of chris getting spammed "get a job." did anyone make similar comments on the recent "group meditation" that he says will bring on the merge?
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why is that one the one that makes me cringe?
He's got his tweets set so only people he follows can comment. most of them, anyway. twitter is now just a place where chris goes to RP, beg, and get ass pats.
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He has trout and tears type of enablers that Chris what to do and what to post, tight knit group of enablers that vet people and posts for him due to the fact Chris lost his ability to think and have opinions of his own starting around 2018.
Much like any other troon autist with their Facebook cliques/ass patters/pay pigs these groups filled with degenerates who worship their these retards as amazing because no-one else would accept their retarded beliefs or world views combined with video game characters and new age beliefs combined with communism
Yes retardation of that caliber takes a another retard to understand it all. If you try to understand it, you risk second hand retardation as you could tell, I don't make much sense.
I dove too deep, don't do the same for your own sake
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Apparently Chris mentioning Vivziepop's work is crossing the line for some of the few folks with the privilege to reply to Chris. Of course Chris doesn't take it well.
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”Chris is a zoophile” is not what I expected to see on my Monday morning.
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That begs the question if fucking a hedgehog Pokémon abomination counts as zoophilia. Pokémon for the most part are still animals, while Sonic's are just animal people. Then again he is also married to Mewtwo so how the hell knows, or even cares. Just nice seeing people actually take a stand against Chris for something.
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His twitter likes are mostly consist of Sonic and MLP tweet posts, some are Sonichu and generic furry related. Clearly a furry
dirtydeanna96
kiwifarms.net
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Chris is Kalki. It all makes sense now
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I bet the main thing that puts Chris off from going to furry conventions is the furry fandom and conventions are full of gay men while brony cons have more young women, at least I assume, I haven’t been to either.
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Depends. Is being turned on by a fursuit zoophilia?
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I'm pretty sure that Lassie reference flew the everloving fuck over that rotten, empty, pear-shaped noggin of his.
Why the hell do I know Chris' life better than him?
(probably because in order to cram more merge and horsie nonsense on that malfunctioning Commodore 64 he has for brains he had to purge memories, whatever social skills he had left, sphincter control, capacity to feel shame, etc)
Why the hell do I know Chris' life better than him?
(probably because in order to cram more merge and horsie nonsense on that malfunctioning Commodore 64 he has for brains he had to purge memories, whatever social skills he had left, sphincter control, capacity to feel shame, etc)