Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Reupload of Safe Seth the Internet Safety Bear!​


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Thing is that cartoon is from the time that seeing any original animation on the internet was a novelty and "the internet is horrible" was a punchline.

Now it just looks like a short cartoon with no jokes made by a notorious paedophile.


WHY WONT PEOPLE GIVE ME FREE MONEY ANYMORE WHEN IM STILL YOUR ZANY FAV LOWTAX augh my shitty spine
 
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Ghostse said:
Lowtax toons out and transitions. Does a domestic abuse against himself.

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Very efficient. Also on an efficiency note, while I haven't seen any pics that would show, I would imagine he's also at least halfway there for tits.
 
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Lol this neglectful, lazy fuck trying to pass off his weight loss as intentional, and acting like shedding 10lbs is noticeable.

Bitch, everybody knows that losing your patreon & forum dollars drove you out of your McMansion rental into some 2bdr armpit property, and the only reason you're losing weight is because you can't even afford Walmart pies lately, let alone your old Goldbelly habit.

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Long Tongue Silver said:
What are the odds he's still using the same damned IP and the same damned hardware (with the same HWID) to re-reg? Jesus, at least use a VPN and a clean machine to duck the automated banhammer. Then again, he can't internet good...
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I don't think Dickard is or has ever been tech savvy.
 
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Long Tongue Silver said:
What are the odds he's still using the same damned IP and the same damned hardware (with the same HWID) to re-reg? Jesus, at least use a VPN and a clean machine to duck the automated banhammer. Then again, he can't internet good...
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None of that matters because there's probably tens or hundreds of goons that just wait for him to announce a twitter just to report him for fun.

They just screenshot him saying "I'm banned from twitter but here's my new twitter, don't tell anyone".
 
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RapidUnplannedDisassembly said:
Lol this neglectful, lazy fuck trying to pass off his weight loss as intentional, and acting like shedding 10lbs is noticeable.

Bitch, everybody knows that losing your patreon & forum dollars drove you out of your McMansion rental into some 2bdr armpit property, and the only reason you're losing weight is because you can't even afford Walmart pies lately, let alone your old Goldbelly habit.

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Why is that room so empty didn't he bring some furniture with him or did his landlord keep it for unpaid rent?
 
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Wilhelm Bittrich said:
Why is that room so empty didn't he bring some furniture with him or did his landlord keep it for unpaid rent?
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He's fucking lazy. If his shit still isn't sitting in a PODS unit in his driveway, it's probably just dragged into his garage or an adjacent room in a hoarder pile he swears to himself he'll sort out some time soon.

He's a loser.
 
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Long Tongue Silver said:
What are the odds he's still using the same damned IP and the same damned hardware (with the same HWID) to re-reg? Jesus, at least use a VPN and a clean machine to duck the automated banhammer. Then again, he can't internet good...
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His ego would never allow that. He was begged to just create a fake account for years to see just how bad everything was getting and Lowtax would never do it.
 
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