/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Rich Evans Apologist]

The house always wins, motherfuckers.

Assuming they really have been paying off or weaseling out of their shorts, I would fucking laugh so hard if redditors and normies pumped the price up to $400/share or more and the Melvins then revealed they were not obligated to buy at those prices.

God no matter how this goes down the finale is going to be fucking hilarious

 

[Sithis]

Because capitalism is the most hilarious economic model:

https://twitter.com/PopeyesChicken/status/1356248441236688901

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

Because capitalism is the most hilarious economic model:
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https://twitter.com/PopeyesChicken/status/1356248441236688901

Oh my god. No.

 

[Radical Cadre]

Because capitalism is the most hilarious economic model:
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*not actually free

Short em, boys.

 

[Bill The Fucker]

Because capitalism is the most hilarious economic model:
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https://twitter.com/PopeyesChicken/status/1356248441236688901

This is the top

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

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https://twitter.com/QuarantinedCoof/status/1356304430019260417

Wouldn't working out be better than making four digit % gains goyim?

We told you that you would be happy owning nothing, why are you resisting goyim?

Wouldn't you rather be the person on the other side of the trade? What's wrong with -53% YTD, are you an antisemite?

 

[mindlessobserver]

Because capitalism is the most hilarious economic model:
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https://twitter.com/PopeyesChicken/status/1356248441236688901

Our rulers are learning. They just need to give up the Tendies and the autists will go away

 

[Meat Target]

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Too late. You already told young men that they're racist sexist fascists who should be stripped of what little enfranchisement they have remaining.

Your riches will be plundered, and you will deserve it.

 

[Radical Cadre]

Our rulers are learning. They just need to give up the Tendies and the autists will go away

But they closed every tendie shack.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

The key differences being that:
A) The gold market is much bigger than silver
B) Unlike silver, gold has minimal industrial applications and is used mostly for storage of value (and jewelry, although I imagine that jewelry-driven demand is a lot more price sensitive than, say electronics-driven demand in the silver market)

Every PC component you buy has gold plated connectors. Silver oxidizes FAST, gold doesn't.
Yes, silver is used in industry, but so is gold.

 

[Creep3r]

You'd be a fool to not be buying into Tyson Foods stock right now. I am a financial advisor and this is financial advice you should follow.

Tyson Foods is fucking gay... but okay I believe you.

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

Link?

Pretty sure he's operating on head canon right now because I never saw you shill silver lol

 

[LemmeSee]

Behind every silver shilling post is a Boomer sitting on a stockpile bought in January of 1980, desperately praying for a return to the glory days of $80 per ounce and the chance to break even on their investment.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

"This is not a game."
- t. https;//isthesqueezesquoze.com

Okay.

 

[Liber Pater]

Every PC component you buy has gold plated connectors. Silver oxidizes FAST, gold doesn't.
Yes, silver is used in industry, but so is gold.

Typically, roughly half of silver's demand is industrial, while industry accounts for 10% or less of gold's demand.
Silver's industrial demand (as a proportion of total demand) will likely continue to increase due to its heavy utilization in solar panels and electric vehicle batteries, among other things.

 

[helloworld.exe]

Any suicides yet?

 

[Michael_Jordan_Peterson]

If there's one thing this whole stack of shit should teach anyone is literally no one knows what's going on and literally just printing any absolute insane shit will convince at least half of the people that hear it.

 

[Terrifik]

Any suicides yet?

None only from school lockdowns

https://twitter.com/TPostMillennial/status/1356310646267244545

 

[Liber Pater]

The title of Ben Mezrich's new book on GME-mania should be "If You Give An Autist A Stimmy Check"

 

[Terrifik]

https://imgur.com/gallery/Y9TVxCj

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