Apple's App Store art is fucking horrendous | Flat art / Alegria / Corporate Memphis - click for feet

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At least they are recognizable as human beings.

This is Islamic content but it's marginally better than most of the stuff posted ITT. And at least Apple is being honest that their new target demographic, which happens to also be Biden voters, is mixed race LGBT 56% mutts.

The app store and the apple mail I get daily is just wonderful

I just love that people buy into Apple's "woke tech company" image meanwhile they pay child slaves 10 cents a day to make their products.
 
I just love that people buy into Apple's "woke tech company" image meanwhile they pay child slaves 10 cents a day to make their products.
They also pretend they're environmentally friendly when they're anti repair and would rather have consumers buy a brand new device and turn their broken old one into e-waste than have anyone fix any of their products. This extends to their cables, which are made out of a shit rubbery material ostensibly in response to a Greenpeace initiative because it's more environmentally friendly than PVC...except the material breaks down quicker than on your standard PVC cable.
 
They also pretend they're environmentally friendly when they're anti repair and would rather have consumers buy a brand new device and turn their broken old one into e-waste than have anyone fix any of their products. This extends to their cables, which are made out of a shit rubbery material ostensibly in response to a Greenpeace initiative because it's more environmentally friendly than PVC...except the material breaks down quicker than on your standard PVC cable.
Yeah, and it is complete bullshit that you can't upgrade Macbooks anymore. I have a 2015 MBP which is starting to be slow and shitty, but everything inside is soldered in now so I guess I have to pitch it into the nearest lake and buy a whole new one. Thanks Apple!
 
Just got this one in a YouTube ad. Unsurprisingly in this New Normal, it's a "donate plasma to fight a slightly worse flu" ad.

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Unfortunately, it's an ad, so I can't rewind it. Otherwise I could've captured how tiny her head is.

This is all starting to seem very sinister. It feels like China is trying to groom us for something with this commie art.
 
what about 90s corporate clip art? I've always wondered if this was an actual genre.

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This one is kinda disturbing actually

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There’s something endearing about 90s clip-art I think, it’s similar to HOF but without any of the cynicism or political baggage. They made what they wanted to make, and what the wanted to make just happened to be weird and sort of unpleasant. Nowadays everything looks like that because it was “imagineered” by a committee and drawn up by a terminally online progressive neurotic.
 
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