US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Zero Day Defense]

In one of the election threads or the corona virus thread there was a photo from Whitmer in high school.

Can someone post that picture?

Not for research-- I'm just curious.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Also conservative Twitter? Does she think Twitter is a conservative site. If show, she really is retarded

There are conservative parts of Twitter (for now), but I doubt it has as large a presence as it used to due to rampant censorship. Should’ve called out Gab instead if she wanted to make a better “burn”.

 

[Oats12345]

There are conservative parts of Twitter (for now), but I doubt it has as large a presence as it used to due to rampant censorship. Should’ve called out Gab instead if she wanted to make a better “burn”.

Is it me or is she trying to be a liberal Kayleigh Mcenany. Which she is sucking at doing.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Can someone post that picture?

Not for research-- I'm just curious.

This is the one I remember from the other thread, but it's a small size. Whitmer past and present:

and in case that was a photoshopped image:

Kristi Noem past and present:

 

[murdered meat bag]

Oh boy, war in the middle east again. Will we get more awesome night vision photos of stuff exploding in the skies over some shithole over there again? What about combat cam footage from infantry firefights and also stuff with MBTs and IFVs? I want me some pew pew, some bang bang and some big fucking explosions to go with our general economic malaise and misery during the fraudulent president's sham administration.

you won't get any raw footage outside of liveleak. the other sites banned war footage because of the gore, YT was a great source for the SAA vs FSA firefights.

 

[tehpope]

This is the one I remember from the other thread, but it's a small size. Whitmer past and present:

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and in case that was a photoshopped image:

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Kristi Noem past and present:

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[Garm]

Call up Colin Powell, I think we finally found those WMDs.
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Alright, who order the DLC to "Gulf War 2: Eternal War"?

This is the one I remember from the other thread, but it's a small size. Whitmer past and present:

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and in case that was a photoshopped image:

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Kristi Noem past and present:

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How do you frown so hard it widens your jaw?

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

"Iran weeks away from a nuke."

So scary, yes? NO. They are idiots. They'll SAM missile the plane or rocket carrying it the same way they did with their own airliner. While they may have enough fissible material to actually build a bomb, chances of them building it correctly are pretty slim and they'll likely irradiate their whole country in the process. And what a shame that would be.

 

[Random Internet Person]

"Iran weeks away from a nuke."

So scary, yes? NO. They are idiots. They'll SAM missile the plane or rocket carrying it the same way they did with their own airliner. While they may have enough fissible material to actually build a bomb, chances of them building it correctly are pretty slim and they'll likely irradiate their whole country in the process. And what a shame that would be.

Here's the thing about Iran: They won't give a shit as long as America dies.

Oh boy, war in the middle east again. Will we get more awesome night vision photos of stuff exploding in the skies over some shithole over there again? What about combat cam footage from infantry firefights and also stuff with MBTs and IFVs? I want me some pew pew, some bang bang and some big fucking explosions to go with our general economic malaise and misery during the fraudulent president's sham administration.

Hopefully we got some live streams from the middle east on twitch. Get our boy Regg Inkagnedo out there.

you won't get any raw footage outside of liveleak. the other sites banned war footage because of the gore, YT was a great source for the SAA vs FSA firefights.

Seeing as we have the US, Iran, and a resumed nuclear, I think the footage will look like. Maybe even in your own backyard.

 

[potato fan]

They are trying so hard to be the Trump White House.

I got the same feeling from this
they should have done their thing- be dignified, "presidential", maybe roll with the punch and turn the "circle back" thing into a joke
this comes off as attempt at being snarky to people who accuse you of being unprepared, but failing at it. Obviously all the sycopanths will cheer, but people who are less zealous democrats will not be convinced

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Here's the thing about Iran: They won't give a shit as long as America dies.






Seeing as we have the US, Iran, and a resumed nuclear, I think the footage will look like. Maybe even in your own backyard.

Wait, you mean Iran might pop a nuke off in some bug-man hive?

WTF? I love Iran now!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

This is the one I remember from the other thread, but it's a small size. Whitmer past and present:

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and in case that was a photoshopped image:

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Kristi Noem past and present:

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So Gretchen Whitmer is Lord Farquad from Shrek?

There are conservative parts of Twitter (for now), but I doubt it has as large a presence as it used to due to rampant censorship. Should’ve called out Gab instead if she wanted to make a better “burn”.

>implying that she would care about Gab
knowing how these people operate, she’d probably think that Gab is a “white nationalist” website

 

[Shield Breaker]

UPDATE 1-Biden to sign order to modernize the U.S. immigration system on Tuesday

President Joe Biden plans to sign a directive modernizing the U.S. immigration system on Tuesday, later than previously expected due to delays in confirming a new secretary for the Department of Homeland Security, the White House said on Friday.

www.reuters.com

I hope some Texas judge halts it hours afterwards.

 

[mandatorylurk]

I know she's there because Biden will tip over any day, but it's still creepy how Kamala is in on all this stuff. I don't remember Pence being in on these things (for good or bad).

 

[Random Internet Person]

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I know she's there because Biden will tip over any day, but it's still creepy how Kamala is in on all this stuff. I don't remember Pence being in on these things (for good or bad).

Kamala was always the plan. Ever since they doubled down from 2016.

 

[Garm]

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I know she's there because Biden will tip over any day, but it's still creepy how Kamala is in on all this stuff. I don't remember Pence being in on these things (for good or bad).

When Biden's incompetence at communication spreads to his staff.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

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I know she's there because Biden will tip over any day, but it's still creepy how Kamala is in on all this stuff. I don't remember Pence being in on these things (for good or bad).

She's the Cheney to Biden's Dubya.

 

[Corn Flakes]

She's the Cheney to Biden's Dubya.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

 

[ZMOT]

"I often note, I’m going to circle back — I hate to disappoint conservative Twitter, but I’m going to circle back on a number of things."
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not even reddit announces it's circlejerks, this is just sad.

 

[FunPosting101]

She's the Cheney to Biden's Dubya.

Except nobody thought Bush II was going senile, IIRC. We all just thought he was kinda dumb.