Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Pretty sure Russ slagged off Tape Face when the guy was on AGT, moaning that his act was dumb but got on the show when Russ didn't. Obviously it was disability discrimination.

Yes his act was stupid but it was funny stupid and that's the whole point. It's thinking outside the box, getting laughs for what you're doing and having not only the audience but the judges absolutely love you because it's not something you see every day.

Ratface doesn't have the introspection to do something like that. After all this is the guy who believes that in writing a song about a famous person somehow is a ticket to pussy town. If you're in a relationship with somebody then that could work for you. If your song is truly amazing and lyrical and heartwarming then you'd have something. But as it isn't and it's the equivalent of this scene from Dinosaurs:

 

[Meredith Swift]

Was that his Taylor hate song? It sounds like something he'd put in that.

Hate song or not, it is VERY close to some t-swiz lyrics

"Crescent moon, coast is clear
Spring breaks loose, but so does fear
He's gonna burn this house to the ground" (--Taylor Swift, "ivy")

He's definitely still ripping her off and calling it originality

 

[Cilleystring]

I am a keytarist. There are two ways of playing. 9 times out of 10, strapping it like a guitar is what works. However, reaching lower keys or if wanting to add a little bass action on top of chords, you will want to have it Herbie Hancock or Edgar Winter style. It can be very uncomfortable though. I absolutely agree with your assesment.

He is playing F Ab B C D which if not for the last two notes, would be an f diminished triad. Also it should have 1, 3, 4, 5 fingering but he messed that up. f Ab b d forms a f dim7 chord

the Alessis Vortex new is 350...Russ, spring for the big boy Roland Ax Edge man, it is wayyyy better.

Previous poster said Russ was playing F Ab F Ab and that would be impossible. F to Ab to F spans one octave, another Ab would be almost reaching a 10th.

Ah I meant F Ab F Ab as the melody notes (with the Ab going down to the F), not as a chord voicing. I doubt Russell's webbed hands can stretch an octave.

I also doubt Russ knows what a diminished chord is. The only things diminishing with him are his sanity, his hygiene, and his hairline.

 

[lamp shade]

It's part of something he was writing about some girl being hot.

Well, that narrows it down to Russell’s entire discography.

 

[Miss Misery]

A lot of the popular PUA stuff centers on ditching that fake "nice guy persona", which Russ seems to be in love with; he'd have to admit he's not really "nice" but just pretends to be so when he thinks it suits his interest, and acts like an asshole when it doesn't get him the pussy he thinks he's "owed".

I doubt a Mormon boy, even a lapsed sociopathic one, could handle ditching his nice guy persona.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Well, that narrows it down to Russell’s entire discography.

I wonder what's worse - his lack of originality (unable to write a song about anything deeper than "a hot chick"), or the fact that he's deluded into thinking he actually has any originality.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Ah I meant F Ab F Ab as the melody notes (with the Ab going down to the F), not as a chord voicing. I doubt Russell's webbed hands can stretch an octave.

I also doubt Russ knows what a diminished chord is. The only things diminishing with him are his sanity, his hygiene, and his hairline.

Fair enough! I doubt Russ knows any music theory anyway, that would imply he is somewhat competent. Music theory can be tricky to grasp.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

I'm wondering what song he's playing with his "band". I can make out the guy singing something about "Before she burns the place to the ground" and I know for a fact that's a Russ lyric that's been posted in here before, and I should know which one, but I just can't remember.

It's something he shared a snippet of in a post. Not something he's ever fully released.

It sounds like "Call the fire marshal now / Before she burns this whole place down". And at the beginning it sounds like "a flame". One of the lines from his Heidi Klum atrocity was "Each step has a flame". Heidi Klum is apparently back on AGT according to Wikipedia, so maybe he's trying to woo her again?

 

[Viridian]

It sounds like "Call the fire marshal now / Before she burns this whole place down". And at the beginning it sounds like "a flame". One of the lines from his Heidi Klum atrocity was "Each step has a flame". Heidi Klum is apparently back on AGT according to Wikipedia, so maybe he's trying to woo her again?

Yeah, that was my thought as well; I just checked the video Citracett made for the Heidi Klum song to make sure my memory wasn't mistaken about the "each step has a flame" lyric. The rhythm of that songlet does seem to match the line we heard in the Instagram video. So it looks like Russhole's plan is to try to woo Heidi with his wooing words plus a shitty backup band.

 

[Constellationzero]

Well, that narrows it down to Russell’s entire discography.

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[Spawn]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CKuZoRxAviI/

Well hell looks like hes in a band
Well i know what my reaction is. Just replace bill with russel chorus with band and fat with gimp faced

 

[Bridgeburner]

It's his 30th birthday in a month or so. Can't wait to see yet another 'this is my year' post or '30s are the new 20s' or whatever other copout he's got in store.

 

[theworstkindofeurofag]

He couldn't bother to get a new shirt to go with the jacket.

He couldn't even bother to wash himself before putting on the jacket.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

God willing the old suit finally fell apart, so the monkey suit will take its place - gym, whorehouse, courtroom.

 

[The Dude]

Pretty sure Russ slagged off Tape Face when the guy was on AGT, moaning that his act was dumb but got on the show when Russ didn't. Obviously it was disability discrimination.

I can't wait to see Russ on tvs across the country, slapping the keyboard beneath him like a toddler playing in applesauce, as his keytar dangles around his neck like a giant medallion (Flava Flav eat your heart out).

Russ could never do what Tape Face does. Couldn't even come close. A big reason why Tape Face's act works is because the guy has a very expressive face, especially his eyes, and is able to use body language. He's able to convey a LOT to his audience without saying a single word. You could tape Russhole's mouth closed, but he would still be lost because his busted face is frozen and dead. He can't move his eyes side-by-side or open them wider to express surprise or frustration. He can't even move his eyebrows. His face is a stagnant, frozen, unmoving wasteland like an Arctic glacier. And then there's his body movement. Someone who is truly skilled in mime like Tape Face is able to communicate a lot with their body because they have such a masterful control over their body movement. Russ, on the other hand, is very awkward both in movement and appearance. It's like his body doesn't fit together right, with his duck feet, bowed legs, knobly knees, little old man gut, bird chest, mutant hands, scrawny arms and legs, and slumped shoulders. Even his head is lumpy and asymmetrical, his ears are at different heights, the bone structure of his skull is odd, etc. Russhole can turn up his nose at Tape Face all he wants, but Russ could never do what TF does because TF has more talent and skill in just his eyes than Russhole will ever have in his entire body.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Why doesn't Russ wear a mask more often? It'd probably make him look a lot better.

Of course, his appearance is probably the least objectionable thing about him.

 

[The Dude]

Why doesn't Russ wear a mask more often? It'd probably make him look a lot better.

Of course, his appearance is probably the least objectionable thing about him.

He has been wearing masks more ever since COVID shut the world down and he's even commented about how much he likes it, but even when he's got a mask on you can clearly tell there is something profoundly wrong with him. Part of it is because of all his other physical features that are just...off...but you can also clearly tell he's got major psychological problems. Mental illness and personality disorders absolutely can manifest themselves physically. I've said it before, but Russhole is one of exceptions to the maxim "you can't judge a book by it's cover", because the ugliness on the outside reflects the ugliness on the inside with him.

 

[TaserLaser21]

He has been wearing masks more ever since COVID shut the world down and he's even commented about how much he likes it, but even when he's got a mask on you can clearly tell there is something profoundly wrong with him. Part of it is because of all his other physical features that are just...off...but you can also clearly tell he's got major psychological problems. Mental illness and personality disorders absolutely can manifest themselves physically. I've said it before, but Russhole is one of exceptions to the maxim "you can't judge a book by it's cover", because the ugliness on the outside reflects the ugliness on the inside with him.

This is true, and the megalomania and narcissism coupled with the disconnect from reality has been the utmost gift to the world for the laughs it provides us. Yet I would be remiss if I didn't say that this makes the story of Russ somewhat tragic like the divine comedy, whereas Russhole is still in the Inferno (darkwood) aka his sins of lust and the lies to try to make himself look better in any capacity. The issue is the man will never recognize this because of that disconnect from reality or due to his narcissism he'll continue to blame others but. With the hearty lulz we've gotten you could say we're the ones in the Paradisio (Paradise) where Russ wants to be but will never reach.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I wonder what's worse - his lack of originality (unable to write a song about anything deeper than "a hot chick"), or the fact that he's deluded into thinking he actually has any originality.

The latter. He seems to think he's the only person who's ever thought of writing a song to flatter someone. Whenever someone is in the news for giving a gift to a celebrity he rails about how they didn't "make an effort" like he did. Coupled with his delusion that he's a nice person this results in some hilarity. He doesn't grasp that celebrities have songs written about them all the time. He's definitely not the first person to write a song for Taylor. He just expected her to ignore her own policies for his sake just because he asked.

 

[Meredith Swift]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CKuZoRxAviI/

Well hell looks like hes in a band
Well i know what my reaction is. Just replace bill with russel chorus with band and fat with gimp faced

"Sequined Trainwreck" sounds like a dank weed strain but is also the best name imaginable for the sparkly monkey suit. Thanks, Dale (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: