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[Lalala]

This thread got so fucking emo, want ne to airmail some eyeliner for ya @Holden?

 

[Adamska]

And, yes, Hickory, of course I was always too much baggage. I wanted a serious relationship, which women can't stand.

Translation: "Teenage girls thought I was an awkward and psychotic sped, and I proved 'em right by my own desperation and propensity to be a creep. Also don't help that I'm a repressed bisexual or possibly even full on gay."

By the by, he ever answer his thoughts on the dissolution of Yugoslavia or what he thinks of his neighbors like Serbia and Bosnia?

 

[K>C]

@Holden your thoughts on the Independent State of Croatia and Ante Pavelic?

 

[Trombonista]

I just realized I haven't run out of Bob's Burgers songs. However, I will save them for when Marijan posts his shitty poetry.

 

[4Macie]

@Holden
Seriously as balls question:
Can a 19 year old buy smokes and alcohol.

I guess what I'm REALLY asking is this: what age can you buy smokes? what age can you buy alcohol? (I want to say 18 but I could be wrong....so I want to get this from the horses' mouth..so to speak, before I ask another question)

 

[Keerakh]

No. I am saying I am a living dead because I am living in a world due to my general situation. And TFO didn't dump me.

Go write lyrics for Linkin Park.

Hey hey hey let's be fair here. He'd need to go back to 2003 first.

No. I am saying I am a living dead because I am living in a world due to my general situation. And TFO didn't dump me.

CUT YOUR LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS YOUR LAST RESORT

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

@Holden
Seriously as balls question:
Can a 19 year old buy smokes and alcohol.

I guess what I'm REALLY asking is this: what age can you buy smokes? what age can you buy alcohol? (I want to say 18 but I could be wrong....so I want to get this from the horses' mouth..so to speak, before I ask another question)

Since @Holden is too much of a pansy, I decided to ask the Internet. For tobacco products, Croatia's law seems to be 18.

The sale of tobacco products to persons younger than 18 years of age is prohibited. Persons younger than 18 years of age are prohibited from selling tobacco products. A printed sign about the prohibition on selling tobacco products to persons younger than 18 years of age must be prominently displayed at all sales locations where tobacco products are sold.

See Article 11 for the specific part where it's stated.
http://www.tobaccocontrollaws.org/f...- Restrictions on Use of Tobacco Products.pdf

Similarly, for alcohol, it seems to be 18 as well. Wikipedia cited a specific source that's not in English for this, but a rough translation provided by Google Translate seems to support this.

Strictly prohibited the sale of alcohol under the age of 18 years !

In Croatia, the law forbids alcohol consumption of minors. However , numerous studies have shown , as we ourselves have witnessed how the trend of binge drinking among young people is increasing , and the number of minors who drink alcohol every year is increasing.

Club Dice resolutely opposes juvenile consumption . Selling alcohol to minors has always been prohibited , and as another way of prevention , we decided to introduce a seal that will provide security guards at the entrance to minors, to bartender knew with certainty that the person must not sell alcohol .

We believe that our program will be good enough to be in the club , you can have fun without alcohol .

http://www.umas.unist.hr/~mzaja/facebook/alkohol/

So, yes, it appears that Holden could've provided TFO with cigarettes and alcohol she and her friends wouldn't have normally been able to get.

 

[Cubanodun]

So, yes, it appears that Holden could've provided TFO with cigarettes and alcohol she and her friends wouldn't have normally been able to get.

so he was used

by teen girls

ajajajaajajaajaja XD

 

[4Macie]

Hey hey hey let's be fair here. He'd need to go back to 2003 first.

CUT YOUR LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS YOUR LAST RESORT

SUFFORCATION, NO BREEDING.
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT HER ARM BLEEDING
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
(I wanted to write more Holden based emo-song...but it made me sad)

So, yes, it appears that Holden could've provided TFO with cigarettes and alcohol she and her friends wouldn't have normally been able to get.

Kinda what I figured. It's making more sense now.
Girl meets guy online that can get her smokes and alcohol...realizes he's shy as fuck and easy to manipulate. Decides to use him for his 'ability' to buy contraband.
Either he A) buys it and they use him; never giving him sex or kisses because they don't have to because he's so naive or B) he doesn't buy it, in which case she doesn't give a fuck when he calls it off.

Holden, of course, won't get this because he's so ignorant about women. But yes, 16 year old girls would TOTALLY "fall in love" with a guy who can get them booze and smokes. It happens all the time. I had a friend that had three guys she complimented (didn't date, fuck, kiss, or anything...just complimented and talked with them) who would cream themselves when she'd call asking for booze. I can see now, that I'm older, this wasn't right...but when you're 16 it's all fun and games because you don't think anyone is getting hurt.

So, what I think happened is this:
16 year old girl goes on a messaging site to waste some time.
She finds a 19 year old loner who only wants friends.
Befriends him; gives him sweet words meaning nothing. Anything she can say to make him want to buy her alcohol/smokes she will say. She has no intention of ever doing anything with him...and he's too much of a wuss to even demand anything.
(This is where it can split off)
Guy buys her stuff she wants, she gives him more empty words and empty promises. And because a 19 year old kissless virgin; he buys into it hook-line-and-sinker. When she has to go on family vacation; he breaks up with her, she doesn't care. All she's losing is free booze/smokes; which she can find elsewhere.

OR; guy doesn't buy her anything and so she's even happier to lose his useless ass when he breaks up.

This all explains why she won't go back to him. He was worthless to her; when he broke up with her it just made it easier for her. She had no intention of ever meeting him when he set up 'dates'. She was just hoping he'd get the hint...which of course he never did.

 

[Lalala]

Spoiler: What Marj thinks his life should be like

Spoiler: What Marj's life is actually like

 

[4Macie]

Spoiler: What Marj thinks his life should be like

Spoiler: What Marj's life is actually like

I was thinking Marj's life was more like:

 

[4Macie]

Double post, I apologize but....
Ok, so apparently @Holden escaped the thread earlier to go into the thread about Null. He said this:

Null is a demented little shit. His autism and rape threats have been well documented.

Holden, rape threats aren't bad; rapists are gods, right? So why does it need to be documented? Why does it matter?
And can you list these threats? I'd really like proof of Null's rape threats so I can view him as a god. ~sarcasm~

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Double post, I apologize but....
Ok, so apparently @Holden escaped the thread earlier to go into the thread about Null. He said this:


Holden, rape threats aren't bad; rapists are gods, right? So why does it need to be documented? Why does it matter?
And can you list these threats? I'd really like proof of Null's rape threats so I can view him as a god. ~sarcasm~

Legit @Holden's views are confusing at best.

He accuses Null of rape as if it's a bad thing. He says that he rapists are trucker gods. He says people that aren't rapists are thrown in jail. He is free despite claiming to never rape people. He says women want to be put through some Mortal Kombat shit. Woman after woman after woman here tells him that is bullshit.

Whenever you question @Holden about any of this shit he'll either say "ONLY IN A SANE SOCIETY.....", knitpick a single point you misspell, say you insulted him and stop here or he will ignore it completely. As with all my statements @Holden is free to correct anything I say but I know he won't address anything.

 

[Saint]

Having a life and work makes me late to the party again....

I could have never done that since I had no other opportunities. I was thrown in a world where nobody told me that
-date is a criminal act
-consent is a criminal act
-any humane treatment of women is a criminal act

And you're still trying to convince young men of these lies !

Where is any of these acts a crime @Holden? Can you please show me any actual law that says this? Because I've never heard any of this.

The world where you date and find permanent partners is gone. It's gone because it is not how things work in a sane society

How can you make this claim when people date and find permanent partner happens every day around you? Even people here have told you they have permanent partners.

Um EXCUSE ME? Of all the things you've said so far, every horrible untrue thing, THIS is where I have to draw the line sir!
I make EXCELLENT sandwiches, thank you very much!!

Can I have one? I need a sandwich right now.

Horse, rapists are soldiers of Christ to modern Western women. They are knights. They are the holiest of the holy.

@Holden, what the hell man? Why do you always want to equate rapists to holy figures. Where do you see this in the bible?

It's true. Now dance, my puppets. DANCE FOR LORD FLOSSMAN.

SEE!!! I knew it was true!

Holden has opened my eyes to the way the world is. All of you will be my man-slaves!!! I will keep you locked up and force you to do all the housework, all the cooking, and you will be required to eat all the icecream... As I cannot because dairy hates me... And you will not like it. You will beg me to give you something other than icecream and I will remind you of your place by throwing down an icecream cake.

You will have to get my wife's permission before you can enslave me. I already belong to her.

so, no doxx? you dont love me @Holden? i know you like @flossman IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU???

At least he tried with you....

I didn't say that she did worse. But what matters is to whom it had been done. Horse is a woman and was thus able to find a new partner easier. I had nothing. You think I didn't want to meet somebody? I did. It just wasn't possible. This is a huge difference between not just me and women but me and men who could have found somebody.
And we were pretty serious at the time. You're thinking we weren't because it collapsed so suddenly but let me ask you a question- who was more serious before that horrific day when she went away?
a)me
b)her

@Holden, I was engaged to my highschool sweetheart. It didn't end well. Now I'm happily married to someone else. You claim Horse had it easy because she is a woman, well I'm a man and I found someone new without any problems. Yeah, it hurt like hell, but I moved on. You could too if you would just please get the help you need man.

Also, Macie, TFO went as far as to talk about marriage when we "dated". She was extremely serious.

So was my ex, but that didn't stop us from ending up separated and married to different people.

And, yes, Hickory, of course I was always too much baggage. I wanted a serious relationship, which women can't stand.

@Holden, I promise man, if you would just get the help you need, you will find that plenty of women want relationships. Stop letting TFO drag you down man. There are plenty of good women out there.

EDIT: @Holden I have a serious question for you man. Do you talk to your irl friends like you do to us? If one of them tells you they just got a new girlfriend, do you start telling him that she is "Chad meat" and that he needs to make her work the street for his financial gain?

 

[Lalala]

Having a life and work makes me late to the party again....



Where is any of these acts a crime @Holden? Can you please show me any actual law that says this? Because I've never heard any of this.




How can you make this claim when people date and find permanent partner happens every day around you? Even people here have told you they have permanent partners.





@Holden, what the hell man? Why do you always want to equate rapists to holy figures. Where do you see this in the bible?




SEE!!! I knew it was true!




You will have to get my wife's permission before you can enslave me. I already belong to her.




At least he tried with you....




@Holden, I was engaged to my highschool sweetheart. It didn't end well. Now I'm happily married to someone else. You claim Horse had it easy because she is a woman, well I'm a man and I found someone new without any problems. Yeah, it hurt like hell, but I moved on. You could too if you would just please get the help you need man.




So was my ex, but that didn't stop us from ending up separated and married to different people.





@Holden, I promise man, if you would just get the help you need, you will find that plenty of women want relationships. Stop letting TFO drag you down man. There are plenty of good women out there.

I love how I'm just randomly quoted here, its like "Logic, logic, logic, FUCK YOU SANDWICHES, logic"

Edit: Aww dangit it got edited and sure, I have a mean bacon sarnie on it's way to you now, pure pig flavoured heart attack should cure what ails ya

 

[Saint]

I love how I'm just randomly quoted here, its like "Logic, logic, logic, FUCK YOU SANDWICHES, logic"

Sorry, I scrolled down to fast while trying to answer the different quotes and it just blended in with the others. I've fixed it now for you my horny friend.

 

[drtoboggan]

Why did @Holden cross the road?

To tell the chicken shit he makes up about rapesluts and people in happy telationships. And to have sex with it.

 

[Lalala]

Why did @Holden cross the road?

To tell the chicken shit he makes up about rapesluts and people in happy telationships. And to have sex with it.

I've got one for ya; why did @Holden cross the road?
Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

 

[drtoboggan]

My sides!

How's the chicken farm, @Holden?

 

[HickoryDickory]

He pulled a Conner?

I haven't said that this is what made her evil

But you have. You have so many times. I could practically pick a page at random and find some quote where she is portrayed as this succubus that needs to be hurt for her misdeeds. You, yourself want to stick her in a cage to rape and beat at your own discretion.

That much is true. She saw I have a brain.

No. She saw you as a mark that ended up a bad deal. A clingy, whiny loner.

i was 18-19-20 at the time and had no baggage at all.

Every one has baggage. Even children have baggage. It all depends on how each individual person deals with so it doesn't get to a state where it's not emotionally healthy... You sir, are emotionally unhealthy.