US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[NJBear]

That's literally everyone except white men.

That's the Plan.

 

[Random Internet Person]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/white...sked-them-for-questions-in-advance?ref=scroll

Look on the bright side "journalists", at least the Biden regime are allowing you to ask questions.

I thought journalists were all for censorship and getting rid of 1A, what happened?

Not their freedom of speech. It is different when they are being made to look like tools of the establishment. It gets a little bit too close to the truth that they are tools of the establishment.

Now THIS is the North Korea I remember. Glad The Biden Administration is finally getting the important parts of creating a leftist utopia down pat finally.

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That's literally everyone except white men.

"And that's a GOOD thing!"

That's the Plan.

Why do I have a feeling that this could lead to conditions that created Roof Koreans? Minecraft builds can be crazy.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

That's literally everyone except white men.

He forgot LGBT tho

 

[Corn Flakes]

He forgot LGBT tho

They can't mention LGBT. Don't you know some gay men are white?

 

[Garm]

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The more I think about this Twitter, the more I think it is some Babylon Bee levels of fuckery. It gives the appearance that the Biden administration has hired someone to follow their dogs around post pictures of them. This is the most bourgeois "Let them eat cake" kind of thing.

"People are dying!!!!!"
"LOL, dogs."

It would explain everything though.

 

[FunPosting101]

MY FACEBOOK FOR THE PAST WEEK+:
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Oh look, actual BDS. Do we have a thread for this and is it full of stuff like this or is it just full of people bitching about Trump supporters on here?

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[FunPosting101]

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No matter how hard this account tries, it will not succeed at making me hate dogs.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Do you guys think that account deserves its own thread? They're certainly productive and always cringy.

Also, "he whose name we do not woof". Trump confirmed Voldemort. Also, read another fucking book.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

No matter how hard this account tries, it will not succeed at making me hate dogs.

The dogs are innocent in all this. It is however, turning my distaste for 'dog mom' Karens into actual hate.

 

[Random Internet Person]

No matter how hard this account tries, it will not succeed at making me hate dogs.

Easy there, Michael Vick.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

That fucker also took his own mother out of a nursing home and put her up in a high-end hotel before declaring that Covid patients be readmitted into said nursing homes.

https://www.thecentersquare.com/pennsylvania/op-ed-nursing-home-long-term-care-data-show-secretary-levine-is-unfit-for-office/article_e7bd19a6-a103-11ea-b960-17f113839308.html

Archive sites are super slow sorry.

Okay but to be fair I would probably do this too. Hear me out. This at the very least shows that he knows his plan has a chance of error and that he is unwilling to risk that chance of error on his loved one. Despicable as he may be I believe that this act was done with the best of loving intentions.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Purely devil's advocate, but how is she different from Kayleigh McEnany, besides being uglier and on the other side?

She could use some longer hair, and a pie-in-the-face's worth of makeup. Until then, this here rings true:

Nice milkers, Jenny.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Judging by that last tweet the Pawfice person seems to be taking the hate against them and trying to turn it into more orange man bad to protect them.

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[xX_rAcE_wAr_420_Xx]

I think it's the umming and stuttering that bothers me about her. McEnany generally spoke pretty cleanly, didn't stop or stutter, and it made her comebacks sound better. This Psaki chick comes off as flustered and bitter, and I think that's a big part why. Makes it sound like she's at a loss for anything to say, so she just insults people. Alright milkers, though.

 

[thismanlies]

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The fried chicken says Obama, the toys says Bush, and the blow up doll says Clinton.

 

[Garm]

I think it's the umming and stuttering that bothers me about her. McEnany generally spoke pretty cleanly, didn't stop or stutter, and it made her comebacks sound better. This Psaki chick comes off as flustered and bitter, and I think that's a big part why. Makes it sound like she's at a loss for anything to say, so she just insults people. Alright milkers, though.

She probably knows that she will get eviscerated if she says something that turns out to be false later. Biden did run on the "I will restore dignity to this office."

 

[PrincessHomura]

She probably knows that she will get eviscerated if she says something that turns out to be false later. Biden did run on the "I will restore dignity to this office."

Eviscerated by this media crew? Have you been sleeping the last decade?

 

[Garm]

Eviscerated by this media crew? Have you been sleeping the last decade?

Good point. Then again, does she have a twitter?