Lolcow Null - Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto 2.0 - aka ZSponge writes a butthurt "song" and KF shitposts

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Jesus my summoning of @Cowlick worked let's see if I am the messiah and am able to summon @The Golden Knight from beyond the grave

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Still holding out on @Moleman9000.

 

[Jumpin Jenkins]

If we're summoning things, let's summon our one true god, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

 

[Sigyn]

@Brad Watson_Miami where r u Are you still around

 

[SpessCaptain]

@Brad Watson_Miami where r u Are you still around

RIP, Jesus incarnate.
May he never get a tumor.

 

[Zorceror44]

I know this is a crazy idea and it probably won't work, but I'm summoning @paintingatree.

 

[Pikonic]

Link me to where "cool" is synonymous with "non-existent".

"Cool" would be synonymous with "non-existent" in the earth's core because the earth's core is always hot and never below room tempature, which is the definition of cool.

 

[Enig]

all rite dude cus Im like on so much lsd and lsa and csi right now Ima drop some truth ok.

Jace is a fake ok he is a cia coverup dude trying to trick us from fighting for like our real freedoms oka because were always like two feet from a civil war for modemn freedoms but the comporations are holdin us back big tim eman ok.

this is like str8ait info from freakin runnin mans on the streets man legit stonecuttin goin on here all right man jace is a goverment shill pass it on man

 

[Optimus Prime]

What the hell?

I lost internet for a DAY and suddenly there's a 19-page thead trying to summon lolcows or some shit?

Why didn't you people tell me about this earlier?!

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

This fucking thread...

 

[derpi]

What the fuck is going on here

 

[autisticdragonkin]

1] I have no control over anything related to autism or a "cowpocalypse" (if any such thing in fact exists).

2] Don't need a thread to make fun of "Null"... Any post he makes does that himself.

This autistic post was good enough but any more auting will become unfunny fast
please aut on your own thread

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

What the fuck is going on here

Multiple containment breaches.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

@Brad Watson_Miami where r u Are you still around

Only the combined tranny powers of @Justice and @Reuben G. Baron can save us now

 

[Red_Rager]

Shall I summon...him

Spoiler: you-know-who

FUCKBOT, FUCKBOT, FUCKBOT I SUMMON THEE.
@Holden

May @Cowlick save us all

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Shall I summon...him

Spoiler: you-know-who

FUCKBOT, FUCKBOT, FUCKBOT I SUMMON THEE.
@Holden

May @Cowlick save us all

What. Did. You. Just. Do?
Are you mad? This thread will hit 500 pages. Most of which will be copypasted blog posts.

 

[Rin]

Shall I summon...him

Spoiler: you-know-who

FUCKBOT, FUCKBOT, FUCKBOT I SUMMON THEE.
@Holden

May @Cowlick save us all

Fuckbot already made his appearance.

 

[Hodor]

All we need is for Sluthate to pop up from that wardrobe to Narnia.

Then the party would really get started.

 

[Red_Rager]

Fuckbot already made his appearance.

Aww, man I'm sad. I wanted to unleash the chaos and discord that is you-know-who.

oh well, @ScarletJusticeWitch and @Stray Sheep we need some whine around here.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Oh hey, twenty pages. Somebody's dream just came true.