Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Damn Mike is really fucking slumming it going on Gaming Garbage. Watch this episode still get less than a thousand views lol.

Irrational Exuberance said:
joel era was better fite me irl
Cmon most of the best episodes had Mike in them: Pumaman, Space Mutiny, Hobgoblins, Final Sacrifice.

What was the best episode with Joel, Manos?
 
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Damn Mike is really fucking slumming it going on Gaming Garbage. Watch this episode still get less than a thousand views lol.


Cmon most of the best episodes had Mike in them: Pumaman, Space Mutiny, Hobgoblins, Final Sacrifice.

What was the best episode with Joel, Manos?
Joel is also behind the new shitty episodes. Fuck Joel forever.
 
Mike Nelson?! He must be calling in all the favors hoping for a Krusty Comeback Special
What was the best episode with Joel, Manos?
All the Sandy Frank films, including Gamera vs Guiron with a very dapper Mike
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Jesus Christ, the whole thing's just painful. Reading Lowtax act like he'd have done a much better job managing Twitter from the beginning just makes me want to bang my head against a wall. I don't think I've ever seen a man sound so smug immediately after admitting how easy it is to circumvent his site's permaban, either.
Wait it's possible to circumvent SA permaban? I don't keep up site so i never heard of something embarrassing like that
 
Joel is also behind the new shitty episodes. Fuck Joel forever.
I met Joel at a liveshow a few years ago. He was very gracious and professional, and I will eternally be thankful to him for starting MST3K.

Having said that, Mike was a better host. Even if he did slum it with Lowtax, that probably speaks more to Mike's loyalty than anything. I bet he's a stand up guy in real life, too.
 
What was the best episode with Joel, Manos?

410, Hercules Against the Moonmen.
The invention exchange works, Deep Hurting, Movie is the perfect level of bad, and there's a solid song (Pants) to boot.
Opening segment is a little weak, that's the only weak point.

I met Joel at a liveshow a few years ago. He was very gracious and professional, and I will eternally be thankful to him for starting MST3K.

Then he destroyed what he created by greenlighting Millenial Science Theater on Netflix.
Mike at least hauls himself up on stage once or twice a year to keep the spirit alive.
 
Wait it's possible to circumvent SA permaban? I don't keep up site so i never heard of something embarrassing like that
I got permabanned from SA in like 2009 or 2010 and a couple years later registered as PCOS Bill and openly trolled for like five years before getting permabanned again, and it wasn't even for being previously permabanned.
 
Mike's a hardcore Christian so I can see him not wanting to turn his back on a lost, wayward soul. Even if that soul does play futa rape games.

Most other Youtubers are trooning out. Lowtax might just surprise us and find God.
I haven't seen lowtax do anything with conviction, not a single thing. Not a hobby. Not a job. Not even parenting. I really doubt calling in this favor is going to do anything except inflate his wounded ego. He thinks he still has friends in high places because the most religious one decided to help him while he is free falling towards ODing or suicide.
 
He probably thinks he's another Daryl Davis, a black guy who went around befriending KKK members and got a lot of them to quit, including becoming the godfather to an Imperial Wizard's daughter, but in reality Nelson is just an enabler, letting Rich continue his fantasy world where he's some oppressed down-on-his-luck guy who got screwed over for his life's arduous work.
 
He probably thinks he's another Daryl Davis, a black guy who went around befriending KKK members and got a lot of them to quit, including becoming the godfather to an Imperial Wizard's daughter, but in reality Nelson is just an enabler, letting Rich continue his fantasy world where he's some oppressed down-on-his-luck guy who got screwed over for his life's arduous work.
He probably just had some free time since COVID and all
 
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