Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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The only kid Carol Danvers has (that I can find) is Marcus Immortus. Who is apparently her own rapist, as there is some weird time travel and limbo stuff involved. Basically she gave birth to the guy that brainwashed her into having sex with him in limbo. Unless Lily is bringing in alternate universes, he likely doesn't know what he's talking about.
I think she's referring to Maria Rambeau and her daughter Monica. I know a lot of people saw subtext between those two, especially since they never even mention Monica's father or Maria even having a husband. So Lily's hopping on that train to be outraged at the fact that apparently Wandavision confirmed Maria died of cancer.
 
On the one hand, it's refreshing to see Lily acting somewhat humble. On the other, the previous sentence sounds like she's saying "You guys finally believe this comic isn't about me wanting to bang my Gardevoir?"
It's Jerry trying out the ha-ha funny internet comedian joke about how secretly everyone's a degenerate but doesn't want to admit it. It's one of those skits you'd see on Family Guy, "sounds like you've got a skeleton in your closet" "how did you learn about her-I mean, I haven't killed anyone". Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

Which is the exact amount of reasonable doubt Jerry's trying to cultivate with his story. "There's NO WAY I could EVER want to fuck a Pokemon EVER (but wouldn't it be totally hot if I did) and ANYONE who brings it up is a DEGENERATE who HATES good writing (except for me because I'm just joking lol)."
 
I think she's referring to Maria Rambeau and her daughter Monica. I know a lot of people saw subtext between those two, especially since they never even mention Monica's father or Maria even having a husband. So Lily's hopping on that train to be outraged at the fact that apparently Wandavision confirmed Maria died of cancer.
Oh okay that makes sense. Lily always struck as "that type" of fan, the one that takes fan interpretations as canon.
 
does she have a problem with cinemawins? he came out with a video praising ratatouille maybe a day before that post, maybe day of.

I'll put money down that she's really only mad about this quote, divorced entirely from the movie itself -

"But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so."
 
Sith Resurgence Super Fan & Lily Orbiter nellie-dritz-official wrote a essay about how much they love Lily’s self insert.

If that’s what they legitimately like then go ahead and be happy, But this feels really off.
Obviously they’re just a kid in their very young teens, they’re older, attending college in Florida. But how do you go this hard for something so shallow?
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Sith Resurgence Super Fan & Lily Orbiter nellie-dritz-official wrote a essay about how much they love Lily’s self insert.

If that’s what they legitimately like then go ahead and be happy, But this feels really off.
Obviously they’re just a kid in their very young teens, but how do you go this hard for something so shallow?
Nellie is actually a moderator on Lilys Sylvanas server. Nellie is definitely an obsessed orbiter of Lily who tends to lavishly coat lily with praise whenever she writes anything and backs down the moment lily shows slight disapproval of anything.
 
does she have a problem with cinemawins? he came out with a video praising ratatouille maybe a day before that post, maybe day of.

I'll put money down that she's really only mad about this quote, divorced entirely from the movie itself -

"But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so."
Lily's criticism is all she has. Of course she'd take a more reasonable take on the concept of criticism as a personal attack.
 
I noticed as I was watching some of the older and more prominent hbomberguy videos that there are a lot of terms, phrases, and talking points that he uses, even little ones, that Jerry has straight up jacked, for instance every use of "Carlgon", "Thunderfzerozerot", or most notably "SJeW" back when that was a thing...

Soooo. I wonder how many times Moviebob has said "Pontificated" and "Salient" in the last few videos he's done? Lol
I mean thats what autistic people do. they mimic the behaviors/actions of the ones around them/the people they look up to. why do you think alot of clinically diagnosed autistics (not the kiwifarms definition) all act similarly? birds of a feather are degenerates together.

pluse why be original when you can just rip off others people? sure ripping off moviebob isnt the best bar to set yourself but its still copying at the end of the day.
does she have a problem with cinemawins? he came out with a video praising ratatouille maybe a day before that post, maybe day of.

I'll put money down that she's really only mad about this quote, divorced entirely from the movie itself -

"But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so."
meh cinemawins' whole thing is speaking good about movies. he's not a suck-up, he just genuinely talks about the good bits of movies because fuck conemasins for becoming a soulless, joyless channel of cuckery. they're always negative and overly criticises movies to the point it isnt even nitpicking, it's finding issues where there isnt any for the most part.

OFC CinemaWins would praise that film, he praises every one he touches.
 
meh cinemawins' whole thing is speaking good about movies. he's not a suck-up, he just genuinely talks about the good bits of movies
He really is though? Just because he's being positive instead of negative doesn't change that he's constantly reaching up his ass to pull out "Oh, I know everyone THINKS this thing is bad, but actually it's secretly genius and you're just too negative to notice!". He's just another Cinema Sins with a different aesthetic.
 
The only kid Carol Danvers has (that I can find) is Marcus Immortus. Who is apparently her own rapist, as there is some weird time travel and limbo stuff involved. Basically she gave birth to the guy that brainwashed her into having sex with him in limbo. Unless Lily is bringing in alternate universes, he likely doesn't know what he's talking about.
I think it's pretty obvious what he's getting at here, since Carol and Maria were friends and with the lesbian-obsessed Jerry that equals lesbian and since they're lesbian that means that Monica (Maria's daughter) is automatically Carol's daughter too

Also because it's Jerry's headcanon that Maria was totes gay for Carol (I don't remember if there was any hinted romantic subtext tbh), that means Marvel has buried its gays.
 
If we're being real though, a c-list searching their name on twitter and then responding to a person with 16 followers is pretty pathetic ngl.
Not saying Lily's above that, but you know.
You don't necesarily have to search. Twitter likes to drive engagement by sometimes putting tweets that seem related to you in your feed, which becomes more common when you're somewhat famous because the algo will also tend to favour things that mention you (as a famous person) in general.

And since it was an @ mention, then he would have got it in his feed no matter what.
 
Nellie is actually a moderator on Lilys Sylvanas server. Nellie is definitely an obsessed orbiter of Lily who tends to lavishly coat lily with praise whenever she writes anything and backs down the moment lily shows slight disapproval of anything.
So the next fiancé then.
 
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