Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%

  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%

  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 380 14.3%

  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%

  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%

  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 11.9%

  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%

  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%
  • Total voters
    2,662
Pollybock said:
Now her not-flaunted BFF that is “fostering” her extra cat is speaking out for her. Instagram name Karen_killjoy Twitter is the same.
Witnessed the abuse, whatever that means. I don’t know about anyone else but I watch someone abuse my friends, I do something more immediate rather than tweet about it two years later after taking their cat.
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"Knows the truth" = was sent "pity me! He's a big mean CHEATER!" texts from Ryann during her frequent fights with Nick over their respective infidelities, in order to soothe her narc ego, poison their well of friends against him and isolated him, and gain attenshuns (a narcissist's mana from heaven).
 
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Tess proves that victimhood culture is a deadly, horrifying mistake.

This makes me believe in toxic victimhood and how a lot of people (mostly vain, borderline sociopath women) have a huge damsel in distress complex, when, in reality, they are:

A) pathologically lying for attention, fame, and asspats.
B) Are the abusers and manipulators themselves.
C) Both reasons above.
 
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I guess Nick could be holding his tongue about the abuse allegations, but please don't forget this is a guy who posted on his public reddit account with his name on it that he had a picture of "a creampie that has a 1/4 chance of being my son." He's not the sharpest guy with what he says online.
 
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Found on Reddit. Gave me a giggle. Tess would never just sit on her ass eating cake and drinking soda all day.:story:
 
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I believe that Tess is stretching the truth here. She posts about said abuse in vague terms and I’m guessing what she is doing is not specifying that she believes she went through mental abuse. That way (in her mind at least) she’s not flat out lying. Even though her word choice makes it seem as if she was physically beaten IE the blood metaphor. On Twitter she’s frantic now that people are not believing her. She’s saying you can’t gaslight her on what she experienced.

She’s self conscious what the public thinks of her abuse statement (ignoring the thousands of comments supporting her on Instagram and Twitter and instead screenshotting select comments on a buzzfeed article). She’s feeling out the public before she possibly shares more so she can see if the majority is on her side.

In my opinion, she exaggerated something that is very serious. Nick was an alcoholic, he admits he had problems and hurt others while intoxicated. I’m sure he did and said things that were awful but Tess has a vindictive nature and her ego is bruised so now she is coming for him. This time she went too far, I think Nick will retaliate through divorce procedures or possibly suing for defamation. Tess said she is going on another social media break. I think she bit more than she could chew with these accusations.

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Flawmil said:
I believe that Tess is stretching the truth here. She posts about said abuse in vague terms and I’m guessing what she is doing is not specifying that she believes she went through mental abuse. That way (in her mind at least) she’s not flat out lying. Even though her word choice makes it seem as if she was physically beaten IE the blood metaphor. On Twitter she’s frantic now that people are not believing her. She’s saying you can’t gaslight her on what she experienced.

She’s self conscious what the public thinks of her abuse statement (ignoring the thousands of comments supporting her on Instagram and Twitter and instead screenshotting select comments on a buzzfeed article). She’s feeling out the public before she possibly shares more so she can see if the majority is on her side.

In my opinion, she exaggerated something that is very serious. Nick was an alcoholic, he admits he had problems and hurt others while intoxicated. I’m sure he did and said things that were awful but Tess has a vindictive nature and her ego is bruised so now she is coming for him. This time she went too far, I think Nick will retaliate through divorce procedures or possibly suing for defamation. Tess said she is going on another social media break. I think she bit more than she could chew with these accusations.

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Ok, say what you want about AOC, but mentioning her with messy tessy like they're on the same level... gorl get the fuck outta here.
 
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Crybaby Xianghua said:
Tess proves that victimhood culture is a deadly, horrifying mistake.

This makes me believe in toxic victimhood and how a lot of people (mostly vain, borderline sociopath women) have a huge damsel in distress complex, when, in reality, they are:

A) pathologically lying for attention, fame, and asspats.
B) Are the abusers and manipulators themselves.
C) Both reasons above.
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The worst part about this is how using fake victimhood stories for clout actively hurts other people who have experienced DV. It casts a pall of incredulity over their stories and makes it difficult for them to get the support they need to escape and recover. It's hard to take stories of domestic violence and abuse seriously, even horrific and violent ones, when there's so many people like Tess wanting to cash in on how fashionable and woke it is to have PTSD from The Man.
 
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Tess is someone who I feel like as soon as you meet her, she’ll tell you all about how horrible her ex is and how he’s so abusive and how she’s lucky to survive him and all that jazz in order to lower your defenses about what a piece of shit she is, and to also give her some sort of out.
As soon as she starts acting like a self absorbed cunt, it’s because she felt like for so long she was trapped in a relationship and had to defend herself and now she’s relearning her behaviors, and don’t you just feel so so so so bad. The behavior gets worse and worse until you’re left sitting there thinking “Damn, I’d slap the bitch to shut her the fuck up too.”

So many people actively participate back in their own fucked up relationship and then try to blame it all on the other person when it takes two to tango. People who are genuinely abused don’t paste it as front page news, because I believe there’s always a piece of them that believes they did something to deserve it, or instigate it, while Narc+BPD power couples live in a state of ever disfunction and brag about the abuse, but won’t tell you about the hours they spent making snotty comments or backhanded remarks until their partner can’t take it anymore and lashes out. Being a snide bitch isn’t abuse, but apparently telling someone they are, is.
 
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This is why Tubby Tess was always very vague before. She is full of shit so it was time to put up or shut up but she got used to Nick never defending himself so she kept ramping it up. Now she’s as exposed as her assless underwear she was parading around in recently.

I don’t actually believe anything she says because if there was even one kernel of truth, she would have zeroed in on it years ago. Her social media break is going to last as long as her breaks between cakes.
 
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If Nick makes a statement at all, all he needs to do is keep it short, neutral, and vague. Let Tess keep bleating out bullshit, and eventually its going to collapse like her poor arches.

Normally I believe the women in these cases, but Tess has shown through her behavior that she's full of cake and shit. All Nicky has shown is that he's a mediocre hipster with not a lot to his name and not a lot of anything.
 
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