Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[trashbat]

Her political views are incredibly representative of self-hatred. I'm genuinely curious what her relationship with her parents was like, to have turned out someone so desperate for attention from men, and shitting on women constantly, like June. There has to be some dysfunction there; either problems with her dad (absent/abusive) or problems with her mom (absent/abusive), or both.

pretty sure the approval-seeking is plain old insecurity from growing up bald as well as odd-looking

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Looks like I'm back for my season 2 of laughing at shoe0nhead

holy fuck lmao

 

[King Gilgamesh]

So did she have a nudes folder or does she still have the phone case with her ex on it?

 

[Sage In All Fields]

View attachment 1891219 That should be Agatha.

What happened to Agatha anyway?

 

[why are you here?]

shes kind of fat to be a e girl lol.

 

[Lemmingwise]

are self-conscious of their bodies and embarrassed/ashamed of certain features because of the prevalence of photoshop and BS ideas of what is normal thanks to the internet and prolific pornography.

Yes, I'm sure female physical insecurity is entirely the result of media.

I'm sure it's a factor, but the insecurity existed ever since we looked at our reflection in the water of the steppe.

 

[Jones McCann]

Yes, I'm sure female physical insecurity is entirely the result of media.

I'm sure it's a factor, but the insecurity existed ever since we looked at our reflection in the water of the steppe.

I imagine social media pours more insecurity on top. It does it with every other feeling, especially self-righteousness.

Spoiler

UNREALISTIC BODY STANDARDS!

 

[EyelessMC]

Yes, I'm sure female physical insecurity is entirely the result of media.

I'm sure it's a factor, but the insecurity existed ever since we looked at our reflection in the water of the steppe.

There's actually a great book called "Irreversible Damage" by Abigail Shrier which touches on how social media in general exacerbates young women's natural awkwardness and self-consciousness during and even after puberty, and how that awkwardness is leading to greater confusion about their bodies and basically wanting to "fit in".
You'll also note that, despite the author's best attempts, the accounts and research data also shows that a lot of problems result chiefly from directionless bad parenting. It's also got some unintentionally funny parts, too.

Spoiler

Anyway, we can certainly blame June's parents for her stupidity but only in part. Ultimately she's her own undoing and she's an adult. She probably would have ended up like this even if she was born in the 80's, only instead of jpg nudes leaked on the Internet it'd be poloroids passed around by the baseball team.

 

[Lady of the House]

I kinda feel bad for her. She should've spent her 20s working, socializing, building a relationship with a man who wasn't a pudgy neckbeard BDSM freak. But nah. She spent her years doing low level camwhoring with nothing to show for it.

 

[thejackal]

I kinda feel bad for her. She should've spent her 20s working, socializing, building a relationship with a man who wasn't a pudgy neckbeard BDSM freak. But nah. She spent her years doing low level camwhoring with nothing to show for it.

There's an entire generation younger than her following the same path as well. We're truly fucked.

 

[Lady of the House]

There's an entire generation younger than her following the same path as well. We're truly fucked.

I really, really, don't understand. At least if she worked a low level menial office job there's room to move up and it doesn't last only 10 years (at most). I have no idea what June thought she was going to do after her Youtube career dried up, maybe perhaps becoming a housewife to Greg. She's still young (despite what farmers believe, women don't entirely wilt after 30) but she missed the window where she could get back up easily with no job experience.

 

[idontcaredoyou]

I really, really, don't understand. At least if she worked a low level menial office job there's room to move up and it doesn't last only 10 years (at most). I have no idea what June thought she was going to do after her Youtube career dried up, maybe perhaps becoming a housewife to Greg. She's still young (despite what farmers believe, women don't entirely wilt after 30) but she missed the window where she could get back up easily with no job experience.

that's the issue with all this imo.

when you decide you want to live as an "internet personality," it seems like you're getting more freedom. but in reality you are slamming so many doors shut.

the true benefit of a "menial office job" is that it isn't all about you. you learn how to collaborate, you build skills that are useful to others, you create relationships, you contribute to a community. in the process you become increasingly valuable to people in a real tangible sense.

being an internet personality... you're surrounded by losers who will constantly give you approval for morsels of your attention because they have so little going on for them that it makes them feel special. the most telling thing to me is that shoe is in the position to use her platform to at least direct these people towards meaningful causes, but she never has.

one day she'll lose relevancy and nothing she's done up to the point will have really mattered.

 

[Zombie Dealership]

There's an entire generation younger than her following the same path as well. We're truly fucked.

This is what happens when you let self hatred and unbridled hedonism become mainstream and shut down other avenues of growth and expression. Fucking around and experimenting is all well and good but when that's all you are, you're fucked and not in the fun, messy way.

 

[chris driver]

If I ever have a daughter I'm going to tell her
"Never take nude photographs of yourself, no guy is worth sending them to. They will stay on the internet forever and will haunt you for the rest of your life."

wise words...
no boyfriend is worth the eternal humiliation of having your nude pics leaked online (everywhere and forever)...

speaking of nude womens leaked pics, its mind-boggling how female celebrities are even stupid enough to take nude photos of themselves and saving them in their clour/PC/wherever when they know that at any point they could get hacked/leaked to the public by skilled hackers due to the simple fact that: 1) nude pics of famous people are very valuable for sale in tabloids/yellow press magazines, and 2) they could easily just leak them online for the joy of making a celebrity upset/humiliated.

if average, non-famous girls get permanently ashamed due to the leaking of their nude photos online, how can world-famous celebs think that this will never happen to them? are they that stupid? (yes) and they so self-centered and egomaniacs? (yes, and yes).

 

[scathefire]

There's actually a great book called "Irreversible Damage" by Abigail Shrier which touches on how social media in general exacerbates young women's natural awkwardness and self-consciousness during and even after puberty, and how that awkwardness is leading to greater confusion about their bodies and basically wanting to "fit in".

That's a great book, despite the hordes of trannies who complain about it. I think social media is especially bad for young women and is the reason why more of them nowadays are struggling with depression and anxiety than young boys are. Though, it's a problem that affects all young people.

 

[chris driver]

I should be surprised there are this many people ITT who want to fuck a Who from Whoville, but I'm not.

thats who june looks like...
she looks like a who from whoville!

she might have some nice (fake) tits, a round butt and whatnot, but her face isnt beautiful, and she hides too much behind make-up and instagram filters, (and upon seeing her without make-up, i say: how can she look so old, while she's just 30 years old?)
she's still young, but she has aged badly.
also i hate that ahegao face expression so much, its awful. (ladies, please dont do the ahegaoexpression in your photo shoots, thanks)

 

[EyelessMC]

how can world-famous celebs think

That's your problem right here. You're presuming they can think.

 

[chris driver]

That's your problem right here. You're presuming they can think.

fair enough.
one would expect from famous people to have at least 2-3 functional brain cells, at least...
but they keep on failing.

 

[High Tea]

if average, non-famous girls get permanently ashamed due to the leaking of their nude photos online, how can world-famous celebs think that this will never happen to them? are they that stupid? (yes) and they so self-centered and egomaniacs? (yes, and yes).

I'm not so sure some of them don't leak them on purpose.

also i hate that ahegao face expression so much, its awful. (ladies, please dont do the ahegaoexpression in your photo shoots, thanks)

Only certain people can do that face without looking pathetic, and Shoe isn't one of them. She just looks so self conscious and trying too hard.

 

[msd]

Russians, Chinese and Eurotrash can all rot in hell. America is the only country that matters and Americans are the only people that matter.

Who cares if some Russian woman you don't know and will never meet gets beaten to death by her drunk husband? If you genuinely feel empathy to people on the other side of the world, I pity you. It's an absolute waste of brain power.

Whoa now buddy, you're showing your power level

Wanna tone down the edge a bit?