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Too Many Crooks said:
All right, what's all this nonsense?

I caught a name Mr. Enter. Didn't that guy nitpick and complain about hundreds of cartoon episodes of some BS?
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I know there are some replies to this post, but let me give you a detailed one. True, he was notorious for "nitpicking" cartoon episodes to the point that he had a subforum of him. But needless to say...

Mr Enter is NOT a lolcow.​

He never was, never is, and definitely never will. The only worst thing he ever done is just making reviews about cartoons, and working on a shitty cartoon called Growing Around. That's it. Sure, I can't deny his spergy moments such as how he was worried about Tumblrinas would use a Teen Titans Go! episode to expand their SJW ideologies, but this only makes him a regular sperg, and not a lolcow.

Sure, some might argue, "But he's an influential reviewer, see the Casey Alexander attacks! Look what happened on TVTropes where Enter 'got' people to send death threats on that site! Look how the YouTube comments showing users parroting his views!" True, but this does not make him a lolcow, instead it's making his fanboys or Enterbots the lolcows. Enter has never shared the same BLANGRY emotions as them and their opinions are worse than Enter himself. To quote @Jumpin Jenkins :

"My stance on the matter is that Enter himself isn't a Lolcow, at least not yet. To become a Lolcow, he must care more and more about trivial things. He has to act like his fans are an army that will destroy anything he dislikes. His already massive ego must double in size. He must treat Growing Around like a masterpiece that can never do anything wrong. He's halfway to these goals, but he still has a long way to go. That's why this is called "John Enter and The Entersphere". This isn't just him. It's a group of people all focused on serving some sperg on the internet."​

And to know what the Entersphere drama is, it's best to know how it's started in the first place.

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Meet CartoonFreak666, a regular Enter watcher. He was okay with his vids until all of a sudden, Enter pointed out how he disliked that Spongebob was renewed for a tenth season in his One Course Meal review. He even tried to commit suicide all over him, and had a hate boner for him that he was the one who made Enter's ED page from the very beginning. You can read the whole article below:
http://the-mysterious-mr-enter.wikia.com/wiki/CartoonFreak666
https://archive.is/JE4GS

He also joined here and boy oh boy, he was a ridiculous sperg who made an ass of himself here. He constantly takes baits way too stupidly that you probably need to write a guide on "How NOT to act on the Internet" for him. He defended cartoon porn and compared it with the fucking statue of David. To summarise: He's dumber than Enter himself.

And what do you get when an ED article of Enter was made? You'll have some EDiots promoting him all over several other websites, like 4chan (which lead to how he's slightly notorious on /co/), TVTropes and now it's spreading over on the kiwifarms.net right here. You also have to note that typical YouTube spergs are easily jumping on hate bandwagons very easily and of course Enter has to be one of them.

And what happened after that? It only proved how Enter isn't a lolcow at all. Weens are spamming links on Enter's dA page expect him to rage, but instead Enter removed comments which have links. Some of the threads about Enter's videos even show users mentioning how his reviews are not bad. Don't forget how the YouTube Commentary Community are also jumping on him too. And of course, we have spergs on the Entersphere forum raging about MrEnter that made him normal and not a sperg. Finally, how about this image below. This one was posted on ED supposedly by CartoonFreak himself before he got banned again. Hey, because trolling Enter is epic ween funny, how about a Liquid version of him since it's already done to CWC even though multiple stupid times of it has done and never worked for other lolcows?

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And you might say, "Well, look at Jaimas' thread about why he's a lolcow". Well, here's my thoughts: Most of the points are almost the same thing which are how "he dismisses criticism". That would be probably fine, but the problem is how the spergs are whining about him waaaaaaay too much and nitpicking him ironically in the style of MrEnter (or even worse than him) overshadow the situation of how Enter dismisses criticism. And Enter dismissing criticism is very vague at best. How about we compare him with notable lolcows who actually dismiss criticism:

  • CWC: Sends death threats, POSTS IN ALL CAPS whenever someone criticised his Sonichu comics
  • Brianna Wu: Uses the words MANSPLAINING on Twitter and whines about how the evil cis white men are voicing their opinions
  • Tom Preston: Whining on Twitter about criticism, replies to the criticism itself on DeviantArt by whining or boasting his ego.
  • Moleman9000: TAKE THIS SHIT DOWN THAT'S CYBERBOWLING TURN THAT OFF
  • MrEnter: Makes a stupid video comparing trolls with cyberbullies. That's fucking it.
From what I see with this Enter drama, I have never seen any examples of him dismissing criticism. The only decent example is his "Troll" review where he compares trolls with cyberbullies or his videos on dealing with trolls. They are indeed stupid. But does that make him a lolcow? No. I have seen YouTubers having the same opinion as him and the opinion is just stupid. But however, he doesn't whine about the trolls on any site. He doesn't reply to criticism angrily or boasting his ego when replying to criticism. He's a really harmless sperg, the problem however is the Enterbots around him that made him look terrible.

So in the end, who is Enter at best? Just a regular reviewing sperg, and never a lolcow. The Entersphere drama is just basically some dumb lolcow who wrote an ED article about an obscure reviewing sperg all because he had a different opinion with him to the point he even almost commit suicide over it. That's literally it.

Now I'll await the negative ratings for this post, or any replies to this post showing vague proofs about he's a lolcow even though we have never laughed at Enter anyway, which damages the whole point of the term "LOLcow".
 
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Personally, I liked the Growing Around thread, but I really like examining and critiquing bad writing in general, and Growing Around is complex enough in its sucking that there's actually something to talk about with it. Other than that, he was just a mildly lolcowish YouTube reviewer who didn't really merit more than a single thread.
 
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Alan Pardew said:
Yeah, Yeah - Entard's not a lolcow and never was. Understood... He's still a loser, though.
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Yeah - seeing as we never laughed at him - I sure wasn't, TBH... Can we at least consider the guy a cringecow/loser who takes cartoons and ponies and whatnot far too fucking seriously and move on already? Because I agree - his fans are worse and actually deserve our attention... Though knowing how people feel about it around here as of late, despite all the great material we have on THEM...
 
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